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10th Doctor is normal text


How are you the Doctor? The Doctor sounds like he's from the North and wears a leather jacket and has big ears. You're not from the North, well, not as far, and you wear a suit and you're ears aren't as big.
I regenerated, Rose. I was dying and this was the only way to stay alive.
But the Doctor wouldn't die! He wouldn't leave me!
I didn't die. I just changed. Ask anyone else here, I've done it before.

No one's answered.
Please? Some help here? Anyone?
You aren't the Doctor, are you? You're just some imposter.
I am not! I'm me! Remember the Autons? I grabbed your hand and told you to run. And then we went to the end of the world and ate chips. And Adam joined, but he was an idiot so we dropped him home. It's me, Rose. I'm the Doctor.
Can't you prove it?
I thought I just did! I promise, I'm not some random alien under polyjuice potion or something.
The last book was amazing. But why did (The following names crossed out, with 'spoilers!' written underneath) have to die?
I agree. That was evil. Anyway, how are you going to test me?
Who slapped you?
What! That's an evil question. You have to bring your mother up in this?
Aren't both people supposed to test each other? Um, who hid in the cupboard in Downing Street with you?
Harriet Jones, Prime Minister. But that's beside the point. How do you know all of this?
You really think I would tell someone this much? Even the fact that your mother slapped me?
No, I suppose being slapped by my mother must have been quite embarrassing.
Yes! Don't you see? I'm the Doctor, Rose. Can we go to Barcelona now? They have dogs with no noses!
How do they smell?
Terrible.
Allons-y! Oh, I like that word.
The Doctor would have said 'fantastic.'
I know I would have. Come on.


AN: Thanks to 'Thereadingturtle' and 'Hai' for suggesting this one. R&R!