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Who is this Jack fellow? Why is everyone so worried about him writing anything?
My dear boy, isn't it obvious? He's quite clearly insufferably rude.
Why would I choose to travel with someone if they were so rude I didn't want them to write here?
My thoughts exactly. I believe he needs a jelly baby or two to calm down.
Oh, do stop going on about Jelly Babies! All that's needed is a little persuasion. I wonder why I haven't alreadymade him more civilised.
Well, I'm having quite a bit of trouble with Leela, she insists on carrying her knife around and waves it at all sorts of things. She tried to stab a robot, the other day.
I must be getting very lax, if I can't tame a warrior!
Yes, well I don't exactly remember you 'taming' Jamie.
Could I all just stop arguing for a moment? I think what is most important is that this 'Jack' is sufficiently quietened.
Good luck with that.
What do you mean, 'good luck with that'? I am the President of Gallifrey! Admittedly, I'm trying to open it up so that the Vardans can invade. Or something.
But still, I am President of the Time Lords! I am sure I can manage you.
I thought there was something on here where you were complaining that all Time Lord Presidents were corrupt.
I become President? How can I become president if I've been exiled?
Quite right, my boy. What am I doing as president?
Letting the Vardans invade. But it backfired, I'm now being chased by Sontarans.
I thought this discussion was about me, not about sontarans invading Gallifrey.
You really are an egotistical young man, you know that?
And proud of it.
Ah. I think I understand why I've let him continue this, now.
Do you really?
Yes, I think we should leave our future self to it and deal with this when the problem arises.
Agreed.
I suppose that would be for the best.
Yes, it would.
Yes! I beat four of you!


AN: Thanks to Hai for asking for more with Jack, and oochya for suggesting this idea. R&R!