A/N: So, NSDCars5 you were right about that being a pretty dangerous thing to say to a Zeus PJOmetronic, but the shock would be way larger than that of your laptop's current input (rubber gloves anyone?) It seems that a few people in our company are rather mischievous. If you or someone you know was shocked by a Zeus PJOmetronic in this manner, please write in with your address to us. We'll send you a picture of Percy wearing a Sombrero and fake mustache while milking a pink cow and while riding a unicycle. We don't know how that helps cure your wounds, but its really all that we can do for you.

Your Mars PJOmetronic will include:

1. One Mars, God of War

2. One Olympian Throne

3. One Sword/Spear/Aluminum Baseball Bat

4. One Ares' Chariot

Note: Trying to take away one of those items could be disastrous. But you didn't need us to tell you that, did you?

The Mars/Ares PJOmetronic is one of the trickier models. One one hand he's as arrogant, or more arrogant, than the Zeus or Poseidon PJOmetronics, but while he may not be powerful, he can cause a lot of damage.

Now, by now you must be used to the standard procedure of what happens when you'll open up the box. Your Ares PJOmetronic will demand that you keep his throne on whatever you've decided to make Mt. Olympus. Now, the next step is important. While your Ares PJOmetronic will start making a lot of unreasonable demands, you need to put your foot down at step one or else you'll have a hard time. Not that you need to totally disrespect him, but it is more of the 'I don't mind a little attitude' he talks about in the first book. (Hint: If you're one of those people who had a hard time standing up to a Zeus PJOmetronic, you should probably send someone else like your Percy PJOmetronic -to greet him.)

Several of you have asked what determines whether a god PJOmetronic will remain in a Roman or Greek form (actually no one has asked that, but I thought I should address it anyway). You see, your PJOmetronic will tend to fluctuate between the Roman and Greek forms. The exact percentages will vary depending on whether you have more Greek PJOmetronics or Roman PJOmetronics as demigods. All of our god PJOmetronics have a special chip within them that prevents them from getting headaches to clashes between the two forms. In case this does happen though, what you should do is side with one of them (either Greek or Roman) and they should return to normal.

As for the Ares PJOmetronic, one of the first things that you'll notice is the fact that he will give out a strong aura of hatred. Most people will get used to it, but in case you ever find it overwhelming at times just whisper 'alpha code six' around him and it will dissipate for a few hours. Make sure not to overuse this or say it too loudly otherwise he'll get suspicious that you're doing something, and then get pretty mad about it.

And oh yeah, your Mars PJOmetronic will require a Mars Bar once a week to function properly. We have no idea why, but we're guessing one of our scientists was having an off day and decided to have a laugh. If you don't feed him, well... can you imagine what will happen if a god gets hungry and grouchy? Yeah, best to avoid that.

Now, someone-took-my-name suggested that Ares would probably function as a good burglar/bully defense and would be good for menial tasks to keep him busy. One of our researchers had this to say regarding this statement: LOL n00b! While we assume that he could have put this less bluntly, we have to agree with the general sentiment. First of all, your Ares PJOmetronic is probably not likely to help you in fights with anyone. If anything, he'll stay out of the way so that you can prove yourself against whatever threat you're facing. And unlike Percy, your Ares PJOmetronic has absolutely no sense of wanting to do anything. As a matter of fact, he'll go out of his way in order to get pretty much everyone else to do things and not do anything himself. Any work that you wish to extort from your Ares PJOmetronic you're going to have to really trick him into doing it.

On a side note, make sure that you tell your Ares PJOmetronic not to leave his chariot lying around. If you were to accidentally step on it, it could lead to something damaging. And when we say damaging, we do not mean the chariot, which is pretty much indestructible, we mean that its like a small toy car and you'll probably slip on it and fall.

By now you're probably wondering about how you and your Mars PJOmetronic are going to get along. The answer is you probably won't, as he normally doesn't get along with anybody. As a matter of fact, he might even challenge you to a fight sometime. Remember this though, going into any contest with any god PJOmetronic is a lose-lose situation. If you lose, they'll curse you as punishment. If you win, they'll curse you out of jealousy. Another thing to remember is that while PJOmetronics are small, they are disproportionately strong compared to their size.

Of course, it is possible for you two to have a healthy level of respect. If you manage to get far enough, your Mars PJOmetronic will ask you to ride his chariot once to prove yourself once and for all. It is possible for the chariot to grow to full-size once in a while, but remember that just because you're riding one of our products it doesn't meant that you don't have to follow the rules of the road. And remember to wear your helmet.

Troubleshooting:

Boredom: Your Ares PJOmetronic will get bored, and will certainly not be satisfied doing menial chores. It takes two to fight, so get him someone to be angry at. While your Ares PJOmetronic will say that he hates Percy, he will be noticeably happier with him around.

The God of War Franchise: Do not let your Ares PJOmetronic play any one of the God of War games. If you do, he'll get angry and tear it apart and destroy your television. And no, Mars PJOmetronic insurance is not available.

Undead: Your Ares PJOmetronic is capable of summoning defeated soldiers, though you probably shouldn't worry about this since he rarely uses this power. If they do turn into a problem somehow, call us or get a Hades PJOmetronic or Nico to handle it.

A/N: So, thanks to all you readers, someone-took-my-name (I added hyphens as it wouldn't accept periods for some reason) and others as well. If you have any comments/random questions about the PJOmetronics, feel free to post them.