[08:15]PINES: test
[08:25]WEBSTAR: Received! Good job on fixing up the communication device. We were worried that you wouldn't be able to fix it. Our camera feed picked up on the tanks exploding, we assume this is correct?
[08:35]PINES: Nah, it was just a tiny little fire. Of course there was a fucking explosion! Everything is fucking gone. I'll start starving around SOL 220 or so.
[08:50]WEBSTAR: That attitude is at a level 10 please decrease it to a level 2 or 3. We figured your crops would be gone, don't worry Empress is trying to find a way to send you food. We'll send you a checklist of supplies you need and directions on how to use some of those other items to create a new shelter.
[09:00]PINES: Thank you. I look forward to receiving those instructions.
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"It's SOL 54" Empress said. "We have until SOL 200 before Pines starves"
The crew of Webstar was all gathered around an oval table looking over to Empress as the female spoke.
"Our main goal is to rescue Stanford Pines but for now sending him food will have to do"
"Miss, I don't mean to interrupt you but we are literally three dimensions away from Mars. How the fuck do you expect us to get food to him in 150 SOL's?" asked Jack, the second in command.
"We use a light speed fuel tank, duh! With the right tank and carrier we can get supplies to Stanford by SOL 100 which is way before he'll even begin to starve" Linda had been planning this for a while. She was the head of engineering and had been dying to get her hands on a light speed fuel tank. This was her time to shine and impress Empress with her skills!
Silence had filled the room as both Empress and Jack ran over the idea in their heads. "It could work" Empress began to write some notes down "Alright Linda, I'm trusting you to lead this project. If you screw up Stanford Pines will more than likely starve and I will personally kick your ass."
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[09:30]WEBSTAR: We figured out a way to stop you from starving. Currently we're building a small craft that will land on Mars, it'll be packed with extra clothes, food, and another communication device.
[09:50]PINES: Great! I was only expecting food but if you want to throw in extra presents I won't complain.
[10:05]WEBSTAR: Also we figured out that the box labeled from Galaxy 4 might have another tent you can put up. You'll have to use the communication device to translate the directions but we have faith in you.
[10:25]PINES: Alright, thanks!
