11th Doctor is normal text
River Song is bold italics
Amy Pond is italics
Rory Williams is bold
Don't you find it a bit weird that your daughter is older than you?
Don't you find it a bit weird, being married to our daughter?
Yes, well, the whole family thing is quite new to me.
Well, there's a first time for everything, isn't there?
There's also a last. Telling you how to get here, River, is something that isn't going to happen again.
Well, you've already told me, so…
River, what do you think you're doing?
Hello dad.…Not much.
Well, I guess we kind of missed the whole 'sulky teenager' stage and got straight to the flirting bit.
You know, Amy, every time I look at your daughter I can only thank Rassilon that she never met an old acquaintance of mine.
Who? Jack Harkness? Oh, he was fun. You let all kinds of naughty things slide past him. In fact, I suppose you still do.
Oh no. No no no no no!
Oh yes. He was a lot of fun.
River, stop it NOW. I am your dad, as demented as this all seems and I am ordering you to STOP.
Uh oh. I've upset my dad. What am I going to do?
River...
I'm leaving now.
me too.
Aw, this is getting boring.
Go.
All right. Can we come back?
Go.
All right, I'm going! Seriously. What you have to do for parents in this century.
AN: Thanks to morganaftw for suggesting this one. R&R!