Rose Tyler is italics
11th Doctor is bold
River Song is bold italics
So, Doctor, were are we going next?
Rose! Hey! Great to see you! What have you been doing?
Um. You were standing right next to me a couple of seconds ago…
Don't worry. Future version. He gets excited when he meets past companions.
Wait, you can't be a future version of him, we were going to stay together forever! Where am I?
Isn't that sweet... The Doctor and his stupid ape, together forever.
Who are you?
River, be nice. I haven't seen Rose in ages. Do you want a banana?
NO. You swapped my gun for a banana. I do not need a banana.
But bananas are good!
You swapped her gun for a banana? Do you remember doing that to Jack?
Where do you think I got the idea from?
What? Putting the gun in the fruit bowl and spinning it around when I tried to pick it up?
You were trying to kill me!
You let someone onto the TARDIS who was trying to kill you?
Oh, I'm not the first. That Turlough... Working for the black guardian and all, he seemed to be trying to kill you every other week!
River, if you don't stop interrupting, we'll find somewhere else to talk.
Like where?
Ok, Rose, top right hand corner of the door to continue this conversation.
A quick glance to the top of the door proved to Clara that they did, indeed, continue the conversation.
So, where were we?
Trying to talk without me interrupting.
She sounds like a jealous ex.
Me? You're the jealous ex here!
Well, nice talking to you Rose. Bye!
Coward.
I hate you very much.
Love you too, Miss Tyler.
AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior for recommending this one. R&R!