A/N: So, I just want to say that it has been a long time since I last updated, so sorry for that. Also, I'd like to thank all of my reviewers, and I'll answer some things posted in the reviews. PercyJHarryP, I've done Hazel, LeaderofBrooklyn I've heard of Hetalia: Axis Powers but haven't read/watched the anime/manga or whatever of it is there. Also, I don't know if I have said this before, but this really isn't a complete original idea, there was an Animorphs fanfic which was sort of like this, but I can't seem to be able to find it and I'm wondering if it was removed.

So, we will now begin describing the Luke PJOmetronic, something that we believe has been something a lot of our customers have wanted.

Your Luke PJOmetronic will contain each of the following:

1. One Luke, Son of Hermes

2. One Backbiter, his Sword

Overview

Now, one thing that you need to generally know about PJOmetronics is that they are made based on how the character is currently in the series (if they die, the PJOmetronic isn't dead, but that's about the only difference). So, while Percy has lost the Skin of Achilles, Luke hasn't and your Luke PJOmetronic will be completely invulnerable except for his weak point, the area under his left armpit. Don't worry though, if that area is hit, he won't explode but will simply fall unconscious for five minutes before waking up again.

Also, before you even think about, do not ask your Hermes PJOmetronic to wear a Darth Vader mask and then say to your Luke PJOmetronic, "Luke, I am your father!" Also do not call him 'Luke Skywalker' and try to order a miniature lightsaber for him. Seriously, it got old after the few fifty thousand times.

If you're wondering whether or not he still has Kronos's soul inside him, well, you remember what we said about keeping them like they were in the series prior to death (you should, it was like two paragraphs before this)? Well, we decided to make an exception with this one thing so no, your Luke PJOmetronic does not have the spirit of the Titan Lord inside him, though on odd occasions we've heard reports of some of them still possessing some control over time. This shouldn't happen, but if it does happen to you we'd like to see a video of it.

Now, even though Luke supposedly betrayed Camp Half-Blood and all, remember, he's like he was in his final moments, so he doesn't completely hate the rest of your demigod PJOmetronics and shouldn't try to pick fights with them. If they do though, remember his weak point, and while he's unconscious you can go lock him in a safe and only let him out if he promises to be good. Your Hades PJOmetronic probably knows a good deal about this.

Also, you probably shouldn't go around calling the Hermes Cabin as 'the Hufflepuff of Camp Half-Blood', even if it is true.

Your Luke PJOmetronic will probably feel uncomfortable around Thalia and Annabeth, but keeping them separated will probably only worsen things so you should probably have them mingle. (Note: Locking them up together and hoping for a Thuke/Lukabeth moment doesn't count. And like we've been saying, no you cannot post videos on the Internet).

Your Luke PJOmetronic still knows how to make Greek Fire though, so you should probably watch out to see if he's been hoarding some suspicious materials lately. Also, he can go and open locks just by touching them (sort of like the Locktouch ability in Fire Emblem, but you probably shouldn't mention that to him as he'll just get confused).

He might go around with the rest of the Hermes Cabin playing pranks (especially if you went around calling them the Hufflepuff thing mentioned earlier).

Also, do make sure that he doesn't exhaust himself too much, which can happen. Remember that he isn't completely invulnerable . He'll probably complain about having to nap too much, and also about how he doesn't have anyone to duel, as he really can't spar with Percy or anyone since it isn't fair with his Skin of Achilles and all that. Unfortunately, there really isn't anything that you can do about that since the Skin of Achilles on a PJOmetronic is permanent and we still haven't found a way to remove it.

Troubleshooting

There's an extra item in the box: Sometimes, it seems as if one of the Luke PJOmetronics gets out and steals something from one of the other ones. If you see him with something that he shouldn't have, please call us to tell us about the discovery.

I think Kronos is still there: If you believe, for some reason, that Kronos still lurks inside your Luke PJOmetronic, then call our customer helpline and we'll tell you how to perform the exorcism to get rid of him. It involves bananas by the way, so you should probably stock up on some before calling.

A/N: And that's it for now. Thanks again to all my reviewers. NSDCars5, thanks for pointing out those mistakes which I've fixed.