11th Doctor is bold
River Song is bold italics
10th Doctor is normal text
Donna Noble is underlined
9th Doctor is italics
Rose Tyler is underlined italics
What is it about the Doctor and bananas?
Actually, that's quite a good question- why, of all things, did you switch Jack's gun with a banana?
Hey! Rose! Bananas are good!
Yes, they're a very good source of potassium.
You switched someone's gun with a banana? I thought you'd use the water pistol?
Yes, well, the water pistol might not be a dangerous weapon but I'm sure Jack would have made it seem incredibly inappropriate. It really is a unique skill of his.
Not anymore it's not… Have you met my wife yet?
What? Whaat? Whaaaaat?
Hello sweetie.
But, I mean, seriously, a banana! You put the gun in the fruit bowl and spun it so that I picked up the banana!
That sounds quite clever. I really ought to remember that one.
Don't worry. You do.
Hang on.…If you only get the idea of putting the gun in the fruit bowl because you read it here, and it's only here because you did it… That's a paradox!
Yes, Donna. I'll set out intending to create a self-fulfilling paradox. If it doesn't succeed, and I die, then the above sentence never gets written, and I never try that idea in the first place. This way, I cannot fail. I cannot die in that particular circumstance.
Actually.…Whether I die or not is currently an issue up for debate… The gun bit works, but River's a sneaky girl… I really should have seen that coming…
What?
AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior for suggesting this one. R&R!