A/N: So, sorry for the extremely long wait time for this update. I'd just like to apologize for something else, apparently I have not done Hazel Levesque, I went through my chapters list and read Hades instead of Hazel in a hurry (I know, silly of me). Ellz- Goddess of Fish thank you for pointing that out. PercyJHarryP, I'm doing Hazel now.

So, thank you for purchasing the Hazel PJOmetronic. We say thank you not because she's exceedingly dangerous, but rather because this one was designed by the same researcher who decided it was a good idea for the Hades PJOmetronic to require a large pizza with only olives as topping and that the Mars PJOmetronic should eat Mars Bars.

That said, your Hazel PJOmetronic will not come with a normal PJOmetronic.

No, it comes with a glowing green soul. Not a real soul of course, but one that is made to resemble Hazel when she was a soul in the Fields of Asphodel. Don't be afraid to touch it, it isn't radioactive (as far as we can tell though) and keep it in a dark, cramped place to mirror the situation as best as possible in the Fields of Asphodel. We would however like to point out that while your Hazel PJOmetronic will neither say nor do anything, she will still be fully conscious while a soul and will still remember anything. So, we urge you to place her somewhere that is somewhat dignified like a clean drawer.

You see, if you place her somewhere too dirty, she will remember that, and as nice as she is, she can be a little ill-tempered when she moves out of soul mode. We had this one customer who thought it was a good idea to keep her inside a toilet and close the lid, and to make a very long story short it took us three and a half years to settle the lawsuit.

So anyway, your Hazel PJOmetronic will want to be kept alone for about three weeks. If you happen to have a Nico PJOmetronic, you can send him to get her and have the process done with in only four days, but a Nico PJOmetronic is not necessary.

So then, your Hazel PJOmetronic will just sort of solidify and step out. If you're sleeping though, she will bang the walls of whatever container she is in and make a huge amount of noise so be prepared for that. She will walk out once with her gear in hand.

Now, I suppose the next thing that you're wondering is about the gems and whether or not they are cursed. Thankfully, your Hazel PJOmetronic will not bring out cursed jewels and metals, though her ability to draw out stuff has been reduced a lot thanks to her size. She probably won't be able to draw out anything larger than a grain of rice, and even that will take a lot of effort. She will however be able to sense metals and can help you find some things that you've lost.

At this point, our legal team (which is composed of an army of Athena and Hermes PJOmetronics) requires that we inform you once again that using your Hazel's powers to sense minerals, or any of the other PJOmetronic's power for large scale commercial purposes (hereby defines as generating more than $7,500 per month or the equivalent of benefits by a single PJOmetronic) and violation of said rule will lead to civil and criminal penalties.

And now that we have that boring legal stuff out of the way, let's get on the fact of Arion. Now, while a miniature Arion is not included in your set, you will find that about two days after your Hazel PJOmetronic has come out, Arion will have somehow appeared there. None of us have the slightest clue how that happens or how one of our researchers did it, but if you happen to figure out how, please tell us and you could be rewarded the princely sum of five dollars and a ribbon.

Remember all what you've read about him in the books, and be careful not to upset him. He should not pose too much of a trouble for you so long as you don't let anyone upset him, otherwise once again we must remind you that PJOmetronics Inc is not liable for damage caused by a raging horse. As for a food, Hazel will feed him just fine so you don't need to worry about that.

Also, if you have a Percy or Poseidon PJOmetronic, then they can understand what he says (Demeter can as well but she'll be less inclined to translate for reasons that should be obvious), but you should probably not ask them to translate for you. After all, Arion does have a bit of a potty mouth, and remember that especially if you're under thirteen years of age. Seriously. We don't need any more lawsuits.

After all, we would have already gone bankrupt if we hadn't fired ninety percent of our legal department and replaced them with PJOmetronics (though that did add to our own legal people sabotaging us and suing us, but that's a story for another time) and also replaced our researchers with fourth grade-droupouts, so please try and understand and not do anything stupid.

Getting back to topic, Hazel can also channel the Mist to a minor extent. She will be able to fool some people and alter certain memories. And before you ask, no, she will not help your teacher forget about that huge homework assignment or that test.

One last thing that you should know though is that Hazel PJOmetronic is rather averse to modern technology. It's not that she is a technophobe, rather that she's never seen stuff like that. So, it will take her some time to get used to all of it, but be patient, plus it makes for great bonding time.

And lastly, for some reason Arion will occasionally leave… well, messes around the house in the form or old and smelly bits of metal. Best thing to do about them is have Hazel take Arion out to a junkyard one in a while, and tell her that cleanup is her job.

Troubleshooting:

Unlucky Stuff: While the items your Hazel PJOmetronic send out are not supposed to be unlucky, we have reports of odd incidents happening occasionally. This might be a manufacturing defect, as a temporary measure if you believe this is happening to ask Hazel to pocket all of them.

Returning to the Dead: As you all know, your PJOmetronics are asked to act as much in character as possible, so if you do happen to have a Thanatos or Hades PJOmetronic, they might start to ignore her thinking that she'll end up back in the land of the dead as a result, but rather than that you should probably explain to them that it isn't really valid right now.

A/N: And so that ends that. Sorry, but that it all that will be I'm afraid for some time. Thank you for all of your reviews and for reading.