Amy Pond is italics
Mels is normal text
River Song is bold italics
I can't believe you shot the TARDIS!
What? The Doctor said that weapons wouldn't work!
You're going to regret that, when the TARDIS teaches you how to fly her.
Who are you, and how do you know that?
Penny in the air…
You'd think my own mother would recognise my handwriting.
The penny drops.
Wait! What! River? Is that you? And how did Mels know?
Spoilers.
River...
What's wrong with me contacting future versions of myself for a practical joke?
This isn't even a good practical joke. Bunk beds was a thoroughly evil, but quite good one.
Oh, this isn't the joke. The joke's not aimed at you. I just got bored. Well, previous me got bored.
Then who's the target?
The Doctor. Who else?
Ready?
Ready.
I really don't want to know.
AN: Sorry it took so long, I meant to post this on Friday but I got distracted rewatching The Deathly Hallows part 2.
Thanks to Blueflame27 for suggesting this one. R&R!