10th Doctor is italics
River Song is bold italics
Captain Jack Harkness is bold
Jo Grant is normal text
Underlined italics is Sarah Jane
Why does Rose have to be gone? WHY?
You told her you loved her. Have told her. Will tell her. Are telling her. Whatever.
You what?
Doctor, did you actually tell someone you loved her?
And you didn't even leave me in the right place! Aberdeen!
I thought, after the time war, that I wouldn't let anyone else come, but then she was there and I asked her to come. I should have left her there, then she would have been safe, not stuck in a parallel universe.
Yes, well, she wouldn't have missed travelling with you for the world. Any world. All worlds. Seriously, Doc, you've got to stop worrying about her. Parallel people will look after her.
Yes, including a parallel you. She'll be fine.
A parallel me? There's a parallel me?
Spoilers.
Doctor, if you're with Rose, even if it's not really you, how could she be anything other than fine?
Very true. And it sounds like she didn't want to leave, so if she's there, and you're there, then she'll be happy.
Even if it isn't a real you. Well, I wasn't happy with the Teselecta, but that's mostly because you didn't tell me and I thought you were dead.
I don't think I really want to ask.
Yes, well just remember, if you ever need to pretend you're dead, use the Teselecta. Whatever that is.
Who is that? They're not being very helpful.
I still can't believe that you told Rose you loved her. You never said anything to us.
Yes, well, Jo, you had gone to get married! And Sarah… If I'd been able to take you with me, then I would have.
The other girl- what was her name? Leela? She was allowed to go to Gallifrey!
Uh Oh. Jealous exes. Again. I'm leaving.
Yes, I've got enough of my own to deal with.
Jack, are you really-
Deserting you? Yes. Learn to deal with it yourself.
You really are evil, Captain Jack Harkness.
And proud of it.
AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior for suggesting this one. My once massive list of suggestions has shrunk, I only have one more- if you have any ideas, send them in please! R&R!