A/N: Here's another chat fic for you all!
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The Debriefing
*The door to Molly's flat slams open*
Molly: *shrieks* SHERLOCK HOLMES! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING?
Sherlock: *squinty scowls as he tears around the flat in and out of all the rooms*
Molly: *hands on hips* WELL?!
Sherlock: There's no one here!
Molly: My! Aren't you sharp this evening!
Sherlock: You always come over to complain about your dates ad nauseam. You didn't come tonight!
Molly: *throws arms up in the air* I was tired! I had a long day at work and then my date was the modern day equivalent of a troglodyte. I just wanted to come home and go to bed.
Sherlock: *frowns* But, you always come over and we pick apart these dimwits you insist on dating. You complain and then you eat all my chocolate biscuits.
Molly: They're Mrs. Hudson's biscuits.
Sherlock: Irrelevant.
Molly: Look... *sighs* it's just... I don't need you thinking I'm any more pathetic than I already am.
Sherlock: *blinks* Molly Hooper. I would never-
Molly: Yeah, yeah. Silly Molly can't hook a decent guy if her life depended on it.
Sherlock: Molly... You're the most brilliant woman I kno-
Molly: What're you doing here anyway? You tore into this place like-
Sherlock: *sheepishly backs towards the door*
Molly: *narrows eyes* Hang on!
Sherlock: *looks at non-existent watch on his bare wrist*
Sherlock: Oh! Look at the time! Best be off...
Molly: *rushes to block the door* You thought I was with someone!
Sherlock: ...
Molly: *gasps* I didn't come over so you thought I'd gone home with my date!
Sherlock: *looks everywhere but at Molly while spluttering incoherently*
Molly: *pokes him in the chest* You were worried I was going to shag someone else!
Sherlock: Pfft! Don't be ridiculous!
Molly: *silently assesses him*
Sherlock: *perspires*
Molly: *arches eyebrow*
Sherlock: *tries to look nonchalant*
Molly: *smirks*
Sherlock: *crosses his arms defiantly*
Molly: Okay, fine. *shrugs and walks away*
Sherlock: What?!
Molly: You can go.
Sherlock: But...
Molly: I'm going to bed. *smirks*
Sherlock: But...
Molly: You'll have to join me if you want to analyse tonight's date. I think it might be my last one for a while.
Sherlock: *fights grin and loses*
Sherlock: Of course... but you'll have to give me full details if I am to debrief you thoroughly.
Molly: How thoroughly?
Sherlock: *locks door and walks towards Molly*
Sherlock: Very.