Please Don't Kill Me

by halfbloodshadowhunter

We have all read stories where the characters write letters to us fanfiction writers, so I thought it might be fun to write a story where the letters are for the original writer, Rick Riordan. Sugestions are welcome; I will try to write a chapter for whatever character you would like to hear from. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

3. Gaea's letter

Gaea's letter:

I really wasn't evil in Greek mythology, but I'll open a sinkhole under your house if you keep calling me Dirt Face. Consider yourself warned.

But all death threats aside, the Ancient Greeks did not think of me as a sinister goddess. It's not my fault I gave birth to those bloody giants! And I wasn't exactly myself when I created Typhon. You, of all mortals, should know how hard it is for us divine beings to control our anger.

I still am a good parent, though. So, I propose a solution that will be best for both sides. How about a truce? No one will die (except for that annoying Octavian kid, but nobody is going to miss him), and we can give Camp Half Blood 1,000 cans of diet coke as a peace offering. No? Okay, then at least stop calling me Dirt Face.

P.S – I'm not joking about the sink hole.

- Gaea