The Mysterious Door

by kiwifluffy

Clara Oswald went for a swim in the TARDIS swimming pool and then found herself wandering around empty corridors for an hour as the TARDIS laughed at her. When she does finally find a door, it's been scribbled over by everyone who's been in the TARDIS for any length of time. The Doctor, being the Doctor, replied to every single message. R&R!

70. Nothing dangerous on here, I hope

Martha Jones is italics
Dalek is bold
CYBERMAN IS CAPITALS

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Doctor? Is there anything dangerous on here? You haven't got a man that's made of metal on here somewhere, or something?
YOU WILL IDENTIFY YOURSELF
You first...
You will identify yourself to us
Okay, this is getting worrying
YOU WILL IDENTIFY FIRST
You will obey the Daleks!
There's a dalek on here?
THE DALEKS HAVE IDENTIFIED THEMSELVES TO THE CYBERMEN
Cybermen? Don't tell me there are men made from computers in here.
Or men made of metal. That was a joke. Please be a joke.
You are the cybermen, you are inferior to the Daleks
DELETE
EXTERMINATE! SEEK! LOCATE! DESTROY! EXTERMINATE!
I'm getting out of here.

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AN: Thanks to TheChristmasSerialMurders for suggesting this one. R&R!
(Would Martha recognise a cyberman? When she was travelling with the Doctor, not after UNIT or something. Her cousin Adeola was killed by one, but she didn't know exactly what killed her in Smith and Jones, so I don't know...)