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Seriously, how do you get out of here?
Well, I suppose that if you can't find your way out then you probably don't know how to fly her…
Doctor? Is that you?
I don't know. Am I me?
.…I think so. What are you saying, do you want me to learn to fly the TARDIS?
Oh dear. Are we crashing?
Are you the help desk?
I don't think the TARDIS has a help desk.
And I really don't like the sound of this.
Who are you, anyway?
Oh, you must be a past version of the Doctor, I'll be fine… I'm Clara.
Clara.…That name seems familiar… Clara Oswin Oswald, the Victorian Governess? You're still alive?
Who?
Oh, sorry, are you Oswin? Wait, she's dead too. And a Dalek. Give me a minute to get my bearings.
You know, I think I might leave now. This is getting weird.
No! Wait! We're crashing! I need you to show me how to fly this thing!
Please!
Bugger.
AN: Thanks to Oochya for suggesting this one. R&R!