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So, where's the me that thinks that bow ties are cool?
That would be me. So? What do you think? They're awesome, aren't they!
Do I really turn in to him? What happens? Excessive radiation that turns my mind inside out? Because bow ties will NEVER be cool.
Oh yeah? Well, where are leather jackets fashionable anyway?
And apparently you think that a fez is a fetching piece of headgear. I wonder what planet you're from.
Gallifrey. The same as you. And no, I don't want one of those presidential headpieces. Those count as weird.
How exactly is that worse than a fez?
Some people can look good in a fez. Like me. No one looks good in one of those weird headpieces designed by Rassilon.
You really do like to waste space, don't you? It's not like you could have written a two-word answer, oh no, you had to write sentences. Can you ever stop talking?
Leave him alone! He's you! I know it's really tempting to tease him, but it's not productive in the long term. Really.
And anyway, are you the one who's started this silly rumour about a room full of spare doors? THERE IS NO ROOM FULL OF SPARE DOORS ON THE TARDIS.
No, that isn't me. I blame Jack. For everything.
Putting the blame onto one of my companions isn't going to work.
Yes it does, because I blame Jack for everything too.
See! I'm not the only one! Thank you!
And who's helping you, then? Your special friend who has very similar handwriting to you?
I remember I wasn't very friendly, but I don't recall ever trying to insult two of my future incarnations at the same time. Future me, Allons-y!
That is an absolutely terrible rhyme. It's hardly better than what happens when Gallifreyan is translated to English. 'He who to the tower of Rassilon goes, must choose above, between, below.' 'Zagreus sits inside your head; Zagreus lives among the dead; Zagreus sees you in your bed and eats you when you're sleeping.'
Seriously! Who would have thought that Gallifreyan rhyming verse would still rhyme in English?
See what I mean about wasting space?
Oh, if you're still going to be rude, then I'll leave.

AN: Thanks to BlueFlame27 for suggesting this one. R&R!