Please Don't Kill Me

by halfbloodshadowhunter

We have all read stories where the characters write letters to us fanfiction writers, so I thought it might be fun to write a story where the letters are for the original writer, Rick Riordan. Sugestions are welcome; I will try to write a chapter for whatever character you would like to hear from. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

6. Piper's letter

Piper's letter:

I wish I could use charmspeak through writing. There is so much I want to ask you to do, like let us win the war and make the camps stop fighting. I'm sure you have heard the same thing from everyone else. Unfortunately, you're about to hear it again from me. We are all sick of you trying to kill (or actually killing) us and our families! It would be great if Octavian can be the only one who dies in the Blood of Olympus. On second thought, no one will miss Drew either.

On a completely unrelated note, the writers on are getting some really weird ideas about the couples in this series. I love romance stories as much as the next daughter of Aphrodite (not really; I can just tolerate them), but Octavian and Rachel? Really? The absolute worst is when they pair Nico with Jason or Percy. I wonder where they got that idea . . .

-Piper McLean

Gaea's response to Hermes child awesomeness:

I appreciate your support, and, as I mentioned in my last letter, I really was not evil in Greek mythology. Rick Riordan probably had the wrong idea when he learned that the giant's were my children. At least the misunderstanding was put to good use. It would have been a shame for the PJO legacy to end after the Last Olympian.

-Gaea

I'm going to be out of town for a while, so there will not be any new chapters for about a week. Leo's letter will be next if there are no other suggestions.