Please Don't Kill Me

by halfbloodshadowhunter

We have all read stories where the characters write letters to us fanfiction writers, so I thought it might be fun to write a story where the letters are for the original writer, Rick Riordan. Sugestions are welcome; I will try to write a chapter for whatever character you would like to hear from. Rated T because I'm paranoid.

8. Coach Hedge's letter

Coach Hedge's letter:

Hello, cupcake. I'm sure everyone else asked you for help defeating the Romans, but I won't waste your time with that. I don't need anyone to help me fight. As soon as we get to New York, I'm going to kick some Roman ass! The legions won't know what hit them!

The problem is, I need to make sure my wife is safe. Victory will be worthless if anything happens to her or our child. By the way, I would prefer a boy. Mellie doesn't have any preferences. I mean, I never asked her, but she probably doesn't.

-Gleeson Hedge

Mellie's letter:

Between you and me, I would really like to have a girl. Can you make that happen? I've never asked Gleeson what he would prefer, but I'm sure he would be happy either way.

-Mellie Hedge