1st Doctor is italics
4th Doctor is normal text
11th Doctor is bold
River Song is bold italics
Why did someone just come up to me and say 'hello sweetie', before muttering something about parallel time streams and running off when she heard Susan?
RIVER! What have I told you about encountering past versions of me?
Well, you did sonic my vortex manipulator and then I misjudged. I was aiming for the 4th you. The one with the long scarf.
What did you want me for?
I wanted to steal your scarf and use it to tie future you to the TARDIS console.
And why do you want to tie me to the TARDIS console?
Because I want to see your reaction.
Argh! Get off my scarf! Do you want a jelly baby? Take it and go!
What are you going to do, climb through a ventilation shaft at me?
That's quite enough, young lady! Kindly leave me alone!
Oh, you really were a grumpy old man, weren't you?
Don't judge me, okay? I wasn't always cool enough for a fez.
Sweetie, it's not possible to be cool and wear a fez. They're two contradictory statements.
You really don't like the fez, do you?
...And in what time do you call this? I think I need to steal this one, too, just to teach you a lesson.
You will not achieve anything if you encourage her.
Quite right, I say. You'd do far better to tell her she's hopeless, then she'd get REALLY good.
Stop talking now. Sarcasm doesn't suit you.
It never has. And it never will.
Oops. Spoilers.
AN: Thanks to the guest that suggested this one. R&R!