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I still don't believe this. There is someone on here who is trying to flirt with me! What are they trying to achieve?
You clearly haven't picked up Jack yet.
There you are. What, exactly, are you trying to do? I will not stand for this kind of behaviour!
You sound like an angry teacher. Is this what Jack had to contend with? I'm surprised you even let him stay at all.
Who is 'Jack' anyway? Your boyfriend?
I'll forgive you for that one, because I had to erase your memories of me. Timey-wimey stuff, as current you puts it.
What's so bad about that?
Spoilers.
Are you trying to flirt with me?
Sweetie, it's adorable when you get all grumpy like that because you don't even know who I am.
What?
Oh, now you sound like the next you. All you have to do is say 'sorry' a lot, eat bananas, and yell Allons-y! and you'll imitate him perfectly.
I will not allow you to insult me like this! Even if the future me does those things, I do not. So kindly leave me alone.
Of course.
That was far too easy.
Yes, it was.
NO FLIRTING ON MY TARDIS!
Never! I wouldn't want to upset Sexy.
Are you really speechless? You really thought I wouldn't know that you call her sexy?
AN: Thanks to Cati Jones for suggesting this one. I wrote it yesterday, but for some reason my computer wouldn't log onto fanfiction... R&R!