As Cucumber was heading back to the auditorium, where the party was continuing, back inside, Mario and Luigi (from Hotel Mario) showed more of Miz-K's run, continuing at 2011.
Mario explained, "It was hard to tell that Miz-K was creative. By the time 2011 came along, it was the start of an era. Get the hint?"
(Miranda): By the time 2011 came along, I asked Miz-K if I want a spot in fan fics, rather than original stories. So, they gave me the role for a School Rumble fic… and I was happy for it. Sadly, character appearances were limited.
The Year of Miz-K – 2011-2012
(Narrator): As a year passed by, Miz-K created new creative flows, as he presented most of his famous works, including the debut of The Gang, which was first mentioned in "A Friendly Girl from Florida". This was the year of Miz-K, as he presented hit fan fics, including "Maiden Romance", "The Chocolate Service", "The Story of Setsuna", "My Day with Kyon", and "The Gang in Gang-Wave". All of which were his favorite stories in 2011.
(Makie Sasaki): Of course, times were tough, and he had NO laptop to write, so he wrote, using pencil and paper, but instead, he used a flash drive, to save his stories.
(Yukino Miyazawa): He was a writing machine. Let's face it. That guy thinks of everything.
(Narrator): But Miz-K in 2011 was the year that he presented his most-famous, if not infamous, and would later become the longest-running fan fic to date "The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May".
(Yukino): Miyazawa & May is what you call a madcap all-star game, featuring characters from different worlds, including animes, shows, cartoons, and even original stories. I was blessed to be a part of this long story, including working with Haruka, my longtime friend, since we met in shooting. She's pretty nice, but…
(May was having ramen, as Yukino walked to the table)
(Yukino): Hey, kiddo.
(May slurps her ramen)
(May): Go away. Eating.
(May slurps up her ramen, continuously, as Yukino was confused)
(Yukino): Trust me. She's a busybody, when it comes to food. On the camera, she is the heroine, with a mysterious mystique… but when the cameras go off, she has a bottomless pit in her gullet. Surprised that she never gained weight.
(May, pouting): I'm bad with food… I ate like a horse, but it's too much for me…
(Tohru Honda): Becoming the main antagonist was great in that story, but being a key villain to this story was superb. I had to channel my energy of hatred and become sinister and vile. I'm not that evil, truth to be told, but they considered me as a demon child, because I once saw Trixie Tang, seeing me, as she was scoffing me, hours ago… and it was after we prepared shooting for Season 3, a while back, and I never saw her again, after that. Onigiri was a character in the story. I'm not that bad… Am I?
(Trixie was in her room, balled in a corner, crying and freaked out)
(Trixie): FROM HELL! WAAAAH! SHE'S FROM HELLLLLLLL!
(Tohru Honda): I mean, I'm not a bad woman. I'm not so vile. People are intimidated from me, but that is a character… that is until we did Onigiri's Origin Story, one year later. OH! Wait, we're talking about 2011? Sorry… My fault.
(Narrator): Following a huge year for Miz-K, and even those presenting the stories was delayed, Miz-K resorted to planning, without even writing newer stories or filler bits. Once Miyazawa & May became a popular story, 2012 would continue where it left off, with brand new achievements. First, Maiden for Hire reached its tenth story, following the successful Butler for Hire, the year before. Second, Fruits Basket made its first appearance, in Miz-K's 50th fan fic. This led to his most famous fan fics in '12, including "Anime Show King", "I Should've NEVER Gone Camping", "The Advanced Class", "You Can't Create Love", and Chachamaru's MOCK-umentary. His pride and joys in 2012 were "Kyon: Maiden Voyage" and the Pokémon Mecha Trifecta, which included the infamous Jenny & Joy Robot story, which asked the question about the Officer Jennies and Nurses Joys. It later became his most popular work.
(Dawn): When I heard interest in the WPCA story, I wanted to portray the scaredy girl who discovered the secret. And brother, when they said I wanted a robot girl for my story… I said "No need to worry. I can act scared. In fact, on one condition…"
(Dawn Adult Robot 1 appears with a tea and poffins for Dawn)
(Dawn Robot 1): Your tea, Master?
(Dawn): Thank you.
(Dawn, to interviewer): So, anyway, that was the mystery behind this whole Jenny/Joy situation. The one story, beforehand, I learned about was Haruhi Suzumiya, who owns a Mikuru Android. Of course, it's fun to learn that Haruhi nailed her role as the android. She was so robotic… we sometimes question her.
(Haruhi Suzumiya): Being a Maiden for Hire was awesome, including being an android, twice. Fun to work with the girl that idolized me, and The Gang. Trust me. The Gang is not for Bruschetta Nights. But deep down, I'm always a girl who wants to have fun.
(Yuki Nagato): The stories we were featuring in had such popularity, for all of us. Miss Suzumiya as a robot was shocking, including the Mecha-Trifecta, which was his trademark. He will continue this process, further on, and he would remain popular, but with some problems, along the way.
(Haruhi): But actually, he has worked with 2013, but not enough.
(Narrator): As he finished three stories on the club in 2013, the man left for three months, ending a continuous streak of new fics. After that, he wanted to write lots. Some say that the Sochi Olympics Break was the reason why he was on break. In 2010, he wrote Miranda's Adventure II in one month, and also, in 2014, during a Sochi run, he wrote more stories. In March of 2012, he stopped writing and wait until May 2012. He still continued his stories, as planned.
(Mizuki Takase): He said that he wanted to take a break, after preparing a whole plethora of stories. However, he had to get it ready. Somehow he was all burned out… and he needed a new blood to continue on. Sadly, he hasn't said anything, since then.
Mario continued, "And later on, we learn of what Miz-K did, last year and this year, as he made story after story, including the debuts of his great series, Tales of the Bizarre, and the first appearances of animes and shows from the past, including Panty & Stocking, K-On!, and Sister Princess. But right now, we'll continue our speeches to Miz-K."
Luigi smiled and said, "And now, the man who put the fire in suppressing fire, here is the star of his own animated show, and co-star for the upcoming "The Gang in The EXE Files", Sterling Malory Archer!"
The audience applauded, as Cyril called from the crowd, "Hiss! Get off the stage!"
Archer appeared in the podium, as he cheered, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ONE HUNDRED! ONE HUNDRED FAN FICS! WHOOOOOOOO!"
He said, "Hey, seriously. I know we don't drink liquor, but hey, in the fanfics, anything is possible. What can I say? I'm a natural! In any case, being in Season 4 of Miyazawa & May, which was Miz-K's debut of me, I was rather nice to-."
Lana said, "Hey, Archer! It was Season 3! Not 4!"
Archer barked, "Oh. Yeah, Lana! I get it! Season 4 was when I made a huge role! What am I, the writer for Aqua Teen Hunger Force?"
They laughed, as he continued, "Seriously, folks… Season Three was my debut. And, in one scene it showed Lana had died. But it turns out that Miz-K can really bring them back to life. And when Chitose Hibiya, the woman who appeared in Season 4… and was killed…"
He had an idea, "OH! Hang on a second."
He called to backstage, "HEY! Krieger!"
He called back, "Coming up!"
Krieger, in his lab coat, with slick brown hair and a beard, was rolling Chitose Hibiya, a woman in a pink business suit, and with black hair, in her wheelchair. Archer stated, "Now, she had a bad fall, during the finale of Season 4, and she tweaked her ankle. And I wanted to talk to her about the whole Hibiya/Lana thing, with Lana being killed, by a shot to the head. To be honest, this woman, who feuded with Prussia, over property values, and now Prussia, in the story, is insane, while Hibiya is dead."
Hibiya waved, as Archer said to Krieger, "So, Doctor Krieger, I see that the patient is sedated…"
Krieger said, "Ohh, not really, but she just wanted to be rolled in."
Archer barked, "KRIEGER! GODDAMMIT!"
"Come on, Archer! I mean, she always wanted to travel the stage, by wheelchair. Plus, she wanted to show off a surprise."
"Holy shit. Really?"
She was rolled by Miz-K, as Hibiya smiled, "Hi."
Archer said, "Yeah, after "You Can't Create Love", Chitose has been emotionally challenged. She posed as a robot mother, since her body cannot produce babies."
"I couldn't, since I'm pretty frail. Plus, my darling Ichiro was busy… and he created Elda and Freya for me… I'm happy to have Miz-K bring Freya back to life, after "Chobits", but I'm still saddened…"
"Why, is it because you lost a robot daughter?"
"No, I had to become a robot, myself. But I liked to thank the company, I used to work for, to create a duplicate of me. Percival Gaynes and Michelle Nevins, acting the roles of my boss and co-worker, it was pretty nice. Those two are music legends, but they're also acting geniuses. In fact, Michelle told me how to control my emotions, just to stay in a straight face."
"Jesus, she's good. Anyway, Chitose, I wanna ask you about the whole-."
"Oh, yes. I apologize for shooting your ex-girlfriend, and the mother of your child, in the head, ending her… but it was all acting, since The Great Will didn't show up. So, we had to cut, and make Lana act like she had blood patches."
He smiled, "Hear that? Great Will of the Macrocosm was a no-show!"
They laughed, and then applauded, as Archer said to Chitose, "Oh, okay. Now, I wanna ask you about the whole story with you in it. How did it become a reality, being a robot mother?"
Chitose replied, "Well, it was an idea that Miss Hikari thought of, but I couldn't make it to the Pokémon WPCA story. Sadly, Dawn was happy with it… Haruka said that Pokémon and Chobits don't mix… apparently. But that's not true. In fact, we did a clip of her and I, having a mother-daughter bond, between human daughter and robot mother…"
The screen played, as it showed Dawn, sitting by the bench. Chitose walked to her, as Dawn was saddened. Hibiya sat down to her and talked, as Hibiya hugged her, lightly. Dawn blushed lightly, as Hibiya was smiling, with her eyes closed. She froze in place, as Dawn was relaxed by her warmness of her body, including the motors in her chest. They continued to hug, until the scene ends.
The audience applauded, as Chitose blushed. Archer said, "And that is one story that should be in it. Sorry that it didn't made the cute."
Chitose smiled, "It's okay, my friend. While I felt awful about Miss Kane, back in Miyazawa & May, I wanted to become a polite woman, rather than a mean woman. It's not natural, since Michelle Nevins gave me the acting lessons of a rude and evil woman. But luckily, my character was killed off, after Season 4, so… Yeah. It was a blessing."
Archer smiled, "Good for you. Hey, Chitose… Chitose…"
Hibiya asked, "What? You don't need to make that line…"
He said, as he sang, "Danja Zone~!"
They laughed, as Miz-K giggled a bit. Chitose said, "Well, while I did appear in some stories, I was ecstatic to appear in a Chobits fic Miz-K did. And it's one role I didn't expect, since in the original story, I was the creator of Elda and Freya, and was responsible for the Chobits line. Sadly, there's a huge line between Manga and Anime, since the stories were intertwined and with different endings."
Miz-K said, "That is fine, my friend. But any chance will you do it again?"
Chitose said, "You bet. Maybe as a robot woman, again… or maybe as a Maiden for Hire… or… maybe I can return, in the Miyazawa & May storyline, as one of the supporting cast…"
They laughed, as Archer asked, "By the way… what is the surprise that you wanted to show us?"
Chitose sat up, as she was standing. The crowd gasped, as another Chitose Hibiya appeared, dressed in her casual landlady attire. She said, "Do not be feared by this. This is not a robot. This is my look-alike, and she even sounded alike."
Chitose 2 said, "That's right."
Archer asked, "You're shitting me? Two Hibiyas?"
Hibiya 1 laughed, "Oh, but there's more…"
She showed the screen, as plenty of Chitose Hibiya look-alikes appeared in the local restaurant, waving to the camera. Archer asked, "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Hibiya said, "Well, Miss Nanase, even though we're not on speaking terms, had the idea of having a look-alike contest with all the girls in the city… However, they were all dead ringers, posing as me."
They laughed, as Archer said, "Indeed. And that's why we have no clones of sheep. Way to go, Ian Wilmut! … … …Huh? The scientist from the University of Edinburgh… Remember? When he and Keith Campbell produced cloning? Jesus, read a book!"
The crowd laughed, as Hibiya and her double walked off, waving to the crowd. "Well, now that they're gone, I hope we'll find a lucky winner for the contest."
As Archer continued talking, back outside, Cucumber landed on the parking lot, as Mike was seeing him. Jerry called to him, "Hey! Mike, can you get Mickey and Sam? It's an emergency that Bubby Nougat wants."
Mike said, "Roger."
Minutes later, Mickey and Sam appeared, as they stepped in the Cuke-Mobile. It flew off, as Sam asked, "So, what's the occasion?"
Jerry replied, "Someone is going to off Miz-K, and he needs your expertise."
Mickey asked, "You mean like detective skills? Isn't that your job?"
"Hey… I'm a superhero, Sam's a magician, and Mickey… uh…"
"I'm a comic book owner."
"Oh."
Sam giggled, as he asked where the plane was going. Cucumber replied that he is going to the Dipping Pockets Hotel. As he explained, the radio called, "Jerry? JERRY!"
Cucumber spoke to the radio, "Yo, Bubby! Got two volunteers! Hope Mickey and Sammy will do."
Bubby replied, "Excellent! You're one step closer to your demise… Get the boys here, right away. It'll be safer to get there, from above. My readings show that the Mecha Rinrins have appeared in swarms, and knew of the plan. They are blocking the entrance and are heading to Room 269. Get your ass to the roof and drop the boys off."
Sam looked out and huffed, "God damn Mecha Rinrins… and here I thought they were broken mannequins."
The Mecha Rinrins were guarding the hotel, in their black berets and sweater vests, in green skirts. They were marching in the lobby, entrance, and the first floor. The Cuke-Mobile landed on the roof, as Cucumber called to Bubby, "Uh, how do we get in, Bubby? Sam and Mickey can't get in."
Didn't you hear him? They are too busy with the first floor, the lobby, and the outside.
"Yeah, but…"
It'll be fine. Get the boys down the stairs to the second floor.
WAIT! What if Bubby calls back?
Then, we'll use Plan B.
Mickey asked, "Uh, what's Plan C?"
Jerry barked, "NO! Plan B! Not C!"
Mickey said, as he pointed, "No? Explain them…"
There were Mecha Rinrins on the roof, as they aimed their plasma-charged rifles at the Brothers. Sam smiled and said, "Ladies, I can take this. Would you like to see a magic trick?"
They nodded, as they held their fire. Sam held his hand out and produced a small cauldron. He then chanted in a magic spell:
Foxy Momma, and Popsy Rocks
These cute fembots are all for knocks
Give me a sign, and show me some power
Present these ladies, a bouquet of flowers~!
It's Maaaaaaa-gic~!
Mickey barked, "Oh, you and your Vaudeville spells!"
POOF!
The Rinrins' rifles were turned into bouquet of roses, as Sam moaned, "Aw, I did it wrong… I was supposed to have the bouquet, so the girls will fight over me…"
Mickey gasped, "NO, WAIT! LOOK!"
The Mecha Rinrins blushed in unison, holding their face with their hand.
IT WORKED!
I call it "bullshit"… What kind of trick is that?
Cucumber smiled, "Who cares? We got the Mecha Rinrins unarmed. Come on! Make a break for it!"
They ran off, as Mickey said, "Okay, again, I'm sorry for doubting you, brother."
Sam said, "No worries. I was thinking of recruiting Total Drama's Leonard, and teach him the TRUE magic, of the great Samuel Holowitz… other than LARPing himself into a coma."
Mickey barked, "HEY! Save that for World of Warcraft."
Sam snobbed, "What am I, Leeroy Jenkins?"
They ran downstairs, all the way to the fifth floor, as Mecha Rinrins were guarding the stairway.
SHIT! Those Rinrins knew of our plan.
So, what are they, Sex Robots?
No, you moron. They are the gynoids, taken from the original Mecha Rinrin from "Sister Princess". It was from Episode 21, and it featured the robot's nature, which she is the replacement robot girl, for her creator, Rinrin, in case she travels to America, one day, when she becomes a successful inventor.
Isn't Japan known for Robotics?
It's not always robots, buddy. There's giant monster attacks, Mount Fuji, Sushi and Sashimi, anime, green wasabi, sakura trees, tatami mats, cleanliness, small compact apartments, the birth of the automobile industries, the martial arts… Just to name a lot.
So, whatever happened to the original?
Oh, that… Well, she's broken. Of course, that's what you get for trying to lift 30 pounds of books. Luckily, she's still being tested and working. This led to the birth of "Mecha Sister", one of Miz-K's famous stories, from last year.
It can't be true! So what, all the girls are robots in the story?
Oh, don't spoil them… And to add, it's hard to say. There's talk of a third "Mecha Sister". But we'll have to wait and see. The second "Mecha Sister' is planned, though.
I'll wait. I wanna know if it'll end there.
They hid behind the stairway, as Cucumber said, "Okay, anybody have an idea? I sure don't. Hint-hint."
They waited, as Sam asked, "Uh. Should we be at the 6th floor?"
Mickey huffed, "Forget it."
They crept downward, as Jerry whispered, "I think maybe I should've done this, long ago."
He beeped a small white box, typing in a code on a keyboard, as he chucked it into the Rinrin sentry. The Rinrins see the box and were confused. They hid for cover, as one Mecha Rinrin picked it up. The box beeped, as the Rinrin blushed.
BOOM!
The Mecha Rinrins were destroyed by the white box, causing a huge explosion, which also broke the door down. Cucumber smiled, "SEE THAT? HOW AWESOME!"
What was that about?
They stepped in, as Mickey said, "Who cares what it is! We're in!"
The Mecha Rinrins appear from the doorway, as Sam moaned, "Aw, I'm out of magic distractions."
Cucumber held his pistols up and said, "My way's better."
He fired at the Rinrins, as Bubby responded from the radio, "Damn it, Jerry! You've set off the Rinrins that are guarding the hotel, noticing every Mecha Rinrin!"
"Hey, Bubby, I know when I'm working, right? Besides, instead of stealth contact, if there are tons, go for destruction. Sure could use your help!"
He continued to fire at the Rinrins, destroying each robot, with his pistols. "BANG! BANG-BANG! BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG! BANG-BANG!"
Each robot was being torn apart, by each bullet, to every limb, as Mickey said, "Damn, bro! You're awesome with the gun!"
Kids, never try to mimic his stunts and techniques at home.
The guy's a pro!
He continued to run, as the brothers followed. Cucumber said that he'll head to the 2nd floor, where the hotel room that Bubby is investigating is.
XXXXX
Meanwhile, as the auditorium, it was Steven Cooke's turn. He was on the podium, as he waved to the crowd.
"What is up, random town?" He cheered, "Well, I can't say where, but what can YOU say?"
They laughed, as Steven C smirked, "Seriously, folks, Steven Cooke is honored to be a part of Miz-K 100. You know, while I am known to be the proverbial antagonist, but I must digress."
He continued, as he cleared his throat, "Since I debuted, Steven Cooke is a great OC. I have drastic changes, and have many new friends. However, Miz-K is the one to thank for his pairing of me and my lovely wife, Kandy. She has been the apple to my cobbler. And I don't care what you say about me, dating a robot! She's a beautiful woman! I told Heather so, the other day. And she said that I am terrible with women… I'm looking at you, Seina! And also, stop calling me with your 20-something texts."
Seina sobbed, "Sorry…"
Steven C barked, "Technically, Seina was the one that got away, but she wasn't. You remember Gang-Wave II, right?"
They agreed, as Percival said, "That was for show. Farra would never love Steven, right? Right?"
Farra slinked away, in complete embarrassment, as she whispered, "I'm sorry, darling…"
Steven C replied, "Well, to be honest, there was one moment that Farra and I clicked, only to reveal the moment that she shows signs of friendliness towards me. In fact, this ONE time, she treated me to a lunch in New York's popular steakhouse, and she treated me for a huge T-bone steak, with all the trimmings, and a side of coleslaw. She and I had to eat it together, except she ate the coleslaw, and I had the huge steak for myself."
The crowd laughed, as Steven C said, "Of course, she treated me to steak, again, and this time, as the mean girl she is, ordered me a huge T-bone with all the trimmings, mashed potatoes and gravy, and some green beans. She ate all of it, and left me with the bone, a dab of gravy, and the bowl of beans. Now don't get me wrong, it wasn't rude of her; because, at the time, she was pregnant with her twin children."
The audience laughed, as he chuckled, "Yeah, won't pregnant people do, when Farra wants to satisfy her urges."
Farra growled, "That's not true… I ordered him a porterhouse… and I devoured it all. Curse my pregnant urges for steak…"
Steven C replied, "But in any case, The Gang has been awesome, despite our hardships, and we have him to thank for it. Besides, the man is the one who sent us, as a recruitment cast, but in reality… Many fish in ocean… We chose to join by his run… but as a man says, in a big red butt… Life is like tapioca pudding, flowing in the river of kumquats. Or possibly a big butt-walk to his car."
The laughter continued, as Steven replied, "Yes, yes. I know. Anyway, I just wanted to be proud of what we did. My favorite scenes in each story… I'm going to say… Well, it would be my role in The Gang IN-COLOR. I think it was when Yakumo and I had a romantic role in the island. For the record, Yakumo and I are not dating. She said that the kiss was an act. In reality, she just blushed, like she was a shy little marmoset. Now, she is shy on guys, but I tell her that it's an act. She is a cutie. Yakumo is here, and she understands. One minute, she's nice, the next minute, she's outspoken. The girl is quiet as a mouse, but at least she's not a bitch."
Yakumo blushed, as she heard everything, "But that's not true…"
Steven C exclaimed, "And to conclude, since we're getting ready, I know I have a lot of time… But deep down, The Gang isn't going anywhere, since we're bringing in brand new stories, including our new manager, Scarlet Riley, whom we recruited, after we fired Percival Gaynes… The one thing, he's a father now, and his children, 1 year and 3 months old each, are quite the great children, and future of The Gang. In fact, I heard rumors in the gaming world that Mortal Kombat is doing that."
They cheered on, as Steven continued, "Yeah, that's true. She happens to be Johnny Cage and Sonya Blade's daughter. What, Liu Kang isn't in this game, anymore?"
Mayura called, "Didn't you know? He and Princess Kitana are dead. They were killed in MK9."
Steven C chuckled, "A blow to Edenia. But my hats off to them, and my regards…"
Steven N called, "Boy, the game's under development!"
Steven C smiled, "Maybe so, but I doubt they'll appear. Maybe there's a chance that they'll will rise again, among others."
He added, "And just to be fair, Jeric and Ivy are going to be in the future, one day, when they grow up. Trust me, folks."
Kandy asked him, "Sexy Steven, what about us? I was think we'd have a child, too."
Steven C smiled, "Oh, yeah! Good thinking… Maybe in 200 fics, we'll have a child. Seriously, we will have one, but not yet. But if that fails, Kandy would consider getting one."
He joked, "Here's a thought, if the orphanage is a letdown, then there's one more idea, and it always works – building a child."
Yomi said, "Cool. But if you want a child, we can set you up with a FREE trial Children for Care model, if you'd like."
Kandy barked, "Bite your tongue! Sexy Steven and I wouldn't accept that!"
Steven C added, "Yeah. I prefer if her father build one. It's better to have pieces of it, instead of whole."
"Why is that?"
"Less the noise and the mess."
SPLUT!
A pie was thrown at Steven's face. Kandy shouted, "That's not funny!"
Steven C laughed, "Sorry, Kandy. On a serious note, expect a child for Steven Cooke, real soon."
He moaned, "You didn't have to do that, sweetie."
Kandy huffed, "That goes against my race – the robotic kind."
He waved to the crowd, "Thanks for being with us, and The Gang will be back soon. And Miz-K, happy 100th, and may your next hundred be so big!"
They applauded, as Steven left to his seat. Seina smiled, as she was satisfied, "Well, that'll teach him to insult me. The guy's got snobbish hooks than Squidward Tentacles."
Steven C asked, "Why is that?"
Seina laughed, "Because, unlike you, he's mediocre, and he stinks of fish."
"I don't smell like fish."
"Sorry. I said that for the halibut (hell of it)."
SPLUT!
Archer throws a pie, right in Seina's face. She growled, "You are worse than salmon."
SPLUT!
This time, May threw a pie at her. Seina cried, "Come on! You don't need to smelt me another!"
SPLUT!
Again, it was Yomi, who threw a pie. Yomi said, "Quit acting like a trout and stop the fish puns!"
Seina sighed, "Yes, ma'am…"
Miz-K smiled, "Since when are we doing a Soupy Sales rendition, there?"
As the cream of the pie was being cleaned off Seina and Steven C's face, Mario appeared in the podium and announced, "And now, ladies and gentlemen, another of our musical performances. Let us enjoy the wondrous rock and roll sounds of K-On!'s own Light Music Club, After School Tea Time!"
They applauded, as the girls appeared on stage, in their school uniforms. Yui appeared on the microphone, holding Gita, her guitar, and said, "Hello, everyone. Happy 100th Fan Fic, Miz-K Takase~! We're After School Tea Time, and we have been one of Miz-K's brightest stars and newcomers to the fanfic world. Since we joined, there were questions about our fanfic appearance, including many stories with Mio and Ritsu… and with Mugi and Azu-Nyan in our group, our fanshipping has been growing. Moreover, this honor is most generous, since the five of us made a song for him, during this momentous occasion. Also, look for us in Episode 2 of the Light Music Squad, on Miz-K's 5th anniversary~!"
The fans cheered, as Mugi does a keyboard intro solo. The girls began playing, as we cut to Cucumber, fighting off the Mecha Rinrins, protecting his brothers.
(Music Plays)
(Yui): In the world of abrupt comedy
There's been one man, who writes collectively
He's the greatest writer in the world
He's got the power, the skill, the charm and the dream!
(Yui & Mio): He is Miz-K Takase!
He's the greatest fan fic writer
while playing the PS3
And the man with stories of the bizarre
and he-!
(Yui): OOH! What can YOU say?
(Music continues)
Cucumber and Bubby fight off the robots, as the music of After School Tea Time continues on. Bubby blasts off three robots with a huge chrome laser cannon. Jerry asked him, "HEY! Can I play with that for you?"
Bubby said, "Sorry, Jerry. This is highly advanced for you. I had it made, during a writing of a crossover of South Park, Buck Rogers, and Star Wars."
"Not Trek?"
He blasted two more Mecha Rinrins, as he ranted at Bubby, "Way to ruin the fun, Bubby! The reason is that Miz-K is going to die! How can you say that, if you don't know who it is?"
Bubby destroyed another Rinrin, as he complained, "Look! If you didn't go around, acting like an ass, you'd be alive to see this!"
Cucumber kicked off a Rinrin, who was grabbing his arms. Two more Rinrins surrounded him, as Sam cringed, "I'm scared, bro…"
(Song continues)
(Mio): In the world of drama and surprise
There's only ONE author you needed
He's been here, since he was born
(Yui): And he's been around, long enough, to cast us in!
(Mio): Through the world of fear and suspense
He's the one-man demon from Hell
And he's here to write out the shockers!
(Yui): AHAAHAHA! Mio-Chan! LOOK OUT!
(Yui & Mio): He is Miz-K Takase!
HE's the man with the plan
while he's Tweeting on the web
And his thing, with all of the monsters
And the-!
(Mio): What can YOU say?
(Yui): Azu-Nyan!
(Azusa plays a guitar solo)
Meanwhile, Cucumber uses his super speed to trip down each Mecha Rinrin, as Bubby nodded, "Thanks for the aid!"
Cucumber smiled, "No prob, dude."
Sam kicked down a Mecha Rinrin and did an incantation.
Lead of pencil and pen of ballpoint
Break the gynoid, by the joint!
Maaaaaagic~!
The Rinrin Robot's arms fell off, as the Rinrins blushed in unison. They ran off, as Bubby blasted one off, before it reached the exit.
(Yui & Mio): He's the greatest writer around
and he's the ONE hero you need
He's been writing for 4 years and beyond!
(Mio): With the drama, the comedy, the horror, and the-!
(Emmitt): Derp.
(Yui & Mio): He is Miz-K Takase!
(Mio): He's the greatest fan fic writer
(Yui): Without any adult thought!
(Yui & Mio): He's for the Maidens, the RE-Gionaires, and RIGHT ONs!
(Mio): And he's-! AAAAH!
(Yui): MIO-CHAN! LOOK OVER THERE!
(Yui & Mio): He is Miz-K Takase!
He's the greatest fan fic writer
while playing the PS3
And he's wrote 100 fan fics, and counting
and he's-!
(Mio): What can YOU-?
(Yui): WHAT CAN YOU SAY!
I AM A FOLLOWER ON HIS TUMBLR PAGE!
(Music closes)
The crowd applauded, as the girls were exhausted. Mio sighed, "That was badass…"
Yui cheered, "THANK YOU, EVERYONE~!"
XXXXX
Bubby was entering 269, as he said, "Jerry, Mickey and Sam will be most helpful. I want them to examine the room. You make sure that no one gets in here."
Cucumber said, "Cool. Gives me time to write that speech I'm preparing."
And fast… After School Tea Time is finished, and Seina Katsura is up next.
"Shit!" This means that he's running out of time.
WE BETTER HURRY AND WARN MIZ-K!
"NO! Are you kidding? We got this taken care of. Besides… The clues are out… right?"
You know who it is?
"Yeah. But I'm not spoiling that, until the end of this party. The Gang, Seina, and Haruka are left."
In the freeway, far away, the BattleVan was stuck in traffic. Peter & Heather were impatiently waiting, as Mizuki was seething, waiting for the heavy traffic to move.
Back at the hotel, Bubby said to Mickey and Sam, showing a small silver device that he is creating, "Here, guys. I want you to work on this device. I need magic powers, and expertise on mechanical devices, to work on a small device that our killer is attempting to kill Miz-K with."
Sam looked at it, as he asked Bubby, "Hey, Bubbie, we need to know what bomb he or she is using."
Mickey said, "Yeah, it wouldn't be right, if the bomb is dangerous or not."
Bubby said, "All we know is that it's from the Miyazawa & May series. I lied to Jerry, thinking it's a cataclysmic bomb. It could be Class D, since it'll injure the victim, upon close contact. Either way, I want to create a device that can disable the bomb, for a short time, before defusing it… even a Class S Bomb, which could destroy the entire world… and universe. I'm saying that, since you two are the smartest of the bunch."
Sam huffed, "Oh, that. Well, I did enroll in Pittsburgh University… while Mickey stayed in Canada, working as a comic book clerk, a la Rocko."
Mickey snuffed, "Please. Bomb building takes time… and that goes for… Wait… I recognize this device."
He examined the device and said, "Well, it appears that it's a miniature device that was once used in the story Sayuri's Build-a-Friend. Shame it was never shown, since the story was edited out. I loved the whole Calvin and Hobbes routine. Plus… that's more of a vibrator than a remote."
Cucumber barked, "Nailed it~! I knew I should do this, myself, if you didn't use sick jokes."
Bubby barked, "Damn it, Jerry!"
Sam said, "Wait… I recognize that device. It's a vibrator, known as the Big Thur. Those were sold for years, prior to Miz-K's debut. But they were discontinued, after a problem with their frontal hips being cut and contorted… but I guess it's not a defective device."
Bubby asked, "So, any idea who this belongs to? Because, it was in this very room, and I thought it would be useful. But apparently, she's nothing but a masturbator."
He, he, he, he! Did you hear that?
Obviously, he or she is a sicko.
"Hey, it can't be Mayura Ichikawa," Cucumber said, "Besides, she doesn't do that. She's called that."
Hence why her temptation of dating a father of 2… she makes me sick.
Leave the pussy alone, man!
I'm not. I'm talking about Mayura.
Exactly what I'm saying!
Bubby said, "This is weird. Perhaps we need to look for clues. Mick, you and Sam conjure something that seemed fishy, whilst I go back to the future and see what is coming up. Jerry, you're not needed, anymore, but Sam will call you, in case you tried to make something that may endanger the mission."
Cucumber smiled, "Can do, Bubby!"
He thought, as he smirked, "Oh, he's so obvious… He didn't know is that there was one in the world, as she had the only item."
SHE?!
"Look, I'm not spoiling it, but she'll be in so much trouble, once we foil her plans. Besides, I have a hunch that she's at the auditorium. While I plan a speech, I'm going back, and see how it transpires."
You're a genius, buddy!
Indeed… But I don't like where this is going, Cucumber.
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Backstage, the person in a hood and coat was sneaking around, seeing Seina preparing herself. The mystery person moaned, "Jesus… They ALL say "What can YOU say", but the bomb hasn't gone off. Luckily, it's for Miz-K's own voice… and if he says it, while Seina goes on, it's a win-win. I'm gunning for Seina's 6th death."
He cackled evilly, as Seina approached the podium. Luigi announced, "And now, the girl of the Best Student Council that has her own obituary page, six times, here's Seina Katsura!"
Seina bowed, as everyone applauded. She then said, "Thank you, very much… But Miz-K is the reason why we're all here. You see, while he has brought me here, as a fan favorite, and dubbed the mysterious girl in the Best Student Council, I will say… It's a blast."
She then shivered, "But before I say things about Miz-K, I'm not proud of what I've done. For years, I was a victim of a girl's murder rage (Mayura's Dark Day), a cat-fetish for a Were-cat (The Were-Treasurer), a Feral Beauty agent (Miyazawa & May – Season 4), a wind-up doll (A Clockwork Romance II), a girl who sold her soul (Souled Out), and out of all those, I died… but during break, after we did the Tales of the Bizarre series… I had to let out my anger. Let's take a look."
She showed the screen of characters that Miz-K did not allow in the series, one-by-one, as Seina was killing them off, in her rage.
After five deaths, in the 100 fics, I developed Godlike powers. And why not? No one dies five times, and revives herself, like that.
(A pink superhero, a la Spiderman, was about to fly, but couldn't shoot webs)
(Pink Spider): What the? Why didn't I shoot webs? Uh… How do I-?
(The Pink Spider gasps)
(Pink Spider): OH, MY! It's Seina Jinguji!
(Seina, in shades, a black suit, and a stone gray gauntlet on her right hand, appeared)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER!
BOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills the Pink Spider with her explosive laser beam from her hand)
I was given this power, only for extermination… I was like Dr. Octogonapus, except more evil, and a one-woman cleaning crew. Time went on, and I was promoted to Miz-K's character extermination group. He wanted to remove some characters HE didn't want.
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(Tad and Chad, from Fairly Oddparents, were standing together)
(Tad): So, where's your watch?
(Chad): Oh. It's charging, and it's very expensive.
(Tad): Ah. Mine, too, my friend.
(Both): We are so popular…
(Seina appears)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills Tad & Chad)
XXXXX
Time went on… and I wanted to exterminate the losers… Of course, I even went up to "Future Endeavors"
(Lars Rodriguez, from "Rocket Power", went to his mailbox)
(Lars): OH, COOL! Those shoobies that my brother hangs out with are grounded! I love it! LARS RULES!
(Seina appears)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills Lars)
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But some didn't want to leave…
(Yui looked down in the sink)
(Yui): What's that?
(Seina pops out)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWE-!
POW! SOCK!
(Yui): OH, GOD! OH, MY GOD!
(Yui punches at Seina, beating her to a pulp)
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Yui fires a lazer from her mouth)
XXXXX
After that, I'm focused on destroying people… But I had to hold my anger for a couple of days… Until…
(Heather, from Total Drama, spots a magic lamp)
(Heather): Huh? A magic lamp?
(Heather rubs the lamp)
POOF!
(Seina appears)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER-!
(Heather): OH! A genie! Perfect for what I needed…
SOCK!
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER-!
(Heather): NO! I'm your master, now!
(Seina): LISTEN TO ME!
(Heather): NO! I demand that you listen to my one and only wish!
(Seina): But…
(Heather): MY first wish is to make me-.
(Seina seethes in rage, foaming in her mouth)
(Seina, completely angry): SEINA GOD MOTHERFUCKING POWER! BLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills Heather)
Somehow destroying Total Drama's bitch made me famous. So, I became the hunter for many characters that pisses Miz-K off. And that's how I began… my reign of Seina…
But then one day…
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(Mayura was in her desk, as a detective, Richard Moore, appears to her)
(Richard): Are you Mayura Ichikawa?
(Mayura): What of it?
(Richard): Yeah, I need your help. Inspector Meguire gave you the expert knowing of a recent chain of events.
(Mayura): Finally.
Richard showed a file of Seina Katsura, who was declared WANTED by Interpol. He exclaimed that the characters that were auditioning for Miz-K's stories were being killed, singed, and even injured. There were charred bodies, explosions, and even yelling, as Mayura read the files.
(Mayura): I see.
(Richard): It seems that someone sent this woman, in order to kill, singe, and maim anyone, all for his bidding. Most of them are random events, ending in death, and with no witnesses…
(Mayura): Are we thinking murder?
(Richard): Not likely… but there were major injuries, including victims like Vegeta, Duckman, Phillip J. Fry, and Dr. Zoidberg. The weird thing is that the woman has attacked well-known assholes and losers… and the bodies were left showing traces of… pure Godlike energy…
(Mayura): You mean like Zeus, Thor, or Hades?
(Richard): No, Mayura… Just… Godlike… energy…
(Mayura): Odd.
(Richard): Odd? Odd is Chris McLean inventing Survivor Deathmatch! Odd is a tennis match pitting Halo soldiers and the WoW wizards and dwarfs! ODD is a man who sells panties at Daten City, only to consume musky aftereffects of ghosts who shit themselves to sleep! …unless they wanted to eat at TGIF's… they loved that place.
THIS isn't ODD, Mayura! THIS… is a mystery…
XXXXX
Atop a building, Seina was viewing from the roof, as she spots a person from the window. She then prepares her hand and aimed at the person. It was a man in a business suit, in curly black hair, and badly drawn.
Hiro Nohara from "Crayon Shin-Chan"
Seina giggled, as she charged up, "Hiro dies first… then Mitzi… Flat-chested women, who want big boobs GETS NO RESPECT!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
She kills Hiro and goes after Mitzi, who is in her house. She whispered to the audience, "Shh…"
She then stepped inside her house, and Mitzi Nohara, from inside, called out, "Hiro? You're home?"
Seina locked the door.
XXXXX
Hours later, Richard and Mayura were at the Nohara residence, as Mitzi was already charred into bits by Seina, as they were around a crime scene, surrounded by police tape. However, they didn't know it was her, at the time.
(Richard): So. What was it?
(Mayura): Big crowd. Call me Hot Percival Masturbator, but I think the killer is still here. Victim's name: Mitzi Nohara; and no one gives a shit about her and her dreams of big boobs.
(Richard): Middle-aged women are like that. So, are you thinking it's a murder?
(Mayura): Her chest was torn open, like a phone book from 1997… You think she can get augmentations like that? My guess is that she can burn her chest and p(BEEP) through the inside of her body, and now they're here to see if it worked. But where?
(Seina appeared from behind Mayura)
(Mayura): Oh. Hi, Sein-.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Mayura avoided the blasts, as she ran after Seina, who leapt off. Mayura was shocked, seeing Seina's godlike powers, in action.
"NO!" She cried, "I can't let her get away!"
She leapt upwards, in superpower fashion, and then landed on the roof of a tall building, with great power, leaving a small crater to the ceiling. Mayura gasped, "What the WHA?"
Seina, from far away, called out, "Accept your fate, Mayura! Embrace who you are!"
She grabbed Mayura, by the neck, and tossed her off the building, sending her to her death. But as she went closer to her doom, she flipped backwards, and landed on her feet. Richard asked if she was okay. Mayura replied, "Yes. But I have a feeling that this case has been made personal."
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Meanwhile…
(Seina pins down Motsu and Shimichi, from Negima!?, as she was demonic)
(Motsu): NO! DON'T KILL US!
(Seina): I warned you not to piss me off, turning Negi into an animal… NOW DIE!
SEINA SAYS… DIE FOREVER-!
WHAM!
(Mayura kicks Seina to the wall)
(Mayura aims her gun at Seina)
(Mayura): Alright, bitch! I want answers! What did you mean by "Embrace who I am"?
Seina smirked, as Mayura got a radio signal, while a police helicopter light shone at them, "Hey, Ichikawa… We got you covered. I think have info on your friend, Katsura."
Mayura called back, "What do I know? Any news on her? WHO IS THIS GUY, BOBBY?"
Bobby replied back, "There was a witness. He knew her from the Best Student Council… and she was hired by a man…"
"What man?"
"A guy in a beard stubble and-. Wait."
Mayura remembered that it was Miz-K Takase, the man who created 100 fan fics. She cringed, "No…"
Seina flew off, as Mayura growled in anger. Seina whispered, "You have much to learn, my friend… We'll meet again… and soon, we shall embrace your power…"
Of course, I'd tell you more, but I'd use up all the time I have. Mayura didn't remember anymore… but it's for the best. I was just funning her.
The crowd applauded, as Seina blushed in embarrassment, "Well, guys, that's how it started… and for me, it was the beginning of my life… as a girl that dies, continuously. I'm the Kenny McCormick of fan fics. Thankfully, out of the 100 fanfics… I died five times. That's like 5% of the stories. In any case, working with Miz-K and the others was a dream… especially the roles I appeared in, during the Best Student Council stories. Any kind of genre, I can add myself into. Luckily, there are NO robot stories of me and Mayura dating… But we have some sort of plan for a MAH-Yura fic. It's like Mario, but it's MAH-Yura. She'll jump on Goombas and save Rino Rando, who acts as the Princess. But it's more of an 8-bit fan fic."
A picture of Mayura, in Mario's uniform, was drawn, along with Seina, who was dressed as Luigi.
Mario huffed, "It's been one of those days."
Seina continued to talk, "Now, I know what you're asking… You see, about this Steven Cooke thing I had… Yes, we dated, and NO, it wasn't because of a bet. Before that, we dated, but he broke up with me, after he questioned my ways of being covert and secretive… The way we were supposed to have this whole "dumped over a bet" was worse than "dumped over a text message". Sorry, Wyatt… and sorry, Fandango… Anyway, it was all acting, and Steven and I are good friends."
Steven C huffed, "Fuck you, liar."
Seina said, as she continued, "But seeing that I was Miyagami's vessel in the Jinguji camp, it was sad to see Kanade Jinguji become a giant robot monster… hence it was her final role… before she went in the injury reserve. But who knows when she'll return. Asahi did give her flowers to her, since she, in her form, Mech-Asahi, was the one that ended her. After that battle with her, on the island, Kanade was severely injured. After that huge power, her body was torn apart, and she broke her neck, during Season 5's shooting. Kanade never spoke, since then, but deep down, she told me, secretly… she forgives Miz-K… and everybody. Kanade Jinguji isn't a bad woman, per se. She's not relatively evil. She sometimes care for Rino Rando, like she was a relative to her, and well, happy that Kanade approves of her and Jude Lizowski's dating. Sayuri, on the other hand… kind of weird."
They laughed, as Sayuri blushed again. Seina resumed, "And, well, being in Gang fics, including the somewhat engagement to Kandy, Steven Cooke is still my favorite man of the fics… even through excitement, passion, drama, and heroism. In fact, one day, Steven Cooke will save me… one day… in a future fic. I still admire him, either way."
She bowed, as she turned her attention towards Miz-K, "Anyways, Miz-K, please stop killing me… and hopefully, if you ran out of ideas, you come see me. And also, enclosing, I'll thank you not to make me cannon fodder to the groups. So, thanks for the stories, and let's strive for 200, one day, and come back again, real soon."
They cheered, as Seina pranced off to her seat. Steven C huffed, "She is such a pervert."
Seina smirked, as she heard it, "Well, at least I'm not robotic. I'm more of well-stable, unlike Honest Injun."
He asked, "Why's that?"
She replied, "Because… She keeps your wigwam."
SPLAT!
Seina got hit with a pie, again. She griped, "I'm gonna scalp ya good, Geronimo!"
SPLUT!
Seina moaned, "Call me Pocahontas…"
SPLAT!
She sobbed, "ENOUGH ALREADY! I'm not some Indian Giver!"
SPLAT!
She cried, as she was covered in whipped cream. Steven C barked, "Okay, Steven Cooke is tired of the cream pie gag."
The Chibi Tenma Bunny walked backstage, as she viewed the mysterious person in the hood. The mini rabbit saw a faint look on her face and said, "Oh, dear!"
She ran off, heading to the podium, as she went inside the podium, where the box is. She then examined the box, "Bomb status – Class D Bomb; ACME-style – detonation trigger for explosive: voice-activated for Miz-K Takase; code phrase: "What can YOU say?"; threat level: HIGH…"
She beeped, "She's going to kill him! When Miz-K steps onto the podium, I'll disable the bomb, and make sure that he doesn't find out. But me likey ACME bombs! Anything you say, I'll listen, Honey~!"
She fiddled with the bomb, as the mysterious woman, as the Chibi-Tenma stated, waited for Haruka's turn. She adjusted her bandana and said, "Well, it's my turn, now~!"
She pranced in, as the woman in the hood cackled, "Seven down, one to go… And do it fast… I grow bored of this stalling… But then again, have your final eulogies, before BOOM TIME."
She snickered, as her mouth shown, laughing with an evil grin. Who was she, and why is she planning to kill Miz-K?
A masked man in a dark red mask, was in an office, as he addressed to a man in a blue polo shirt and khakis. The man was in a black business suit, as he was pissed off.
He bellowed, "YOU FOOL! I WILL NOT TOLERATE FAILURE! I WILL HAVE MY security to escort you out of the building, by 5. You're fired… for being mediocre."
The man then moaned, feeling uneasy. He said, "Ah… … … …Shit."