Before Haruka gets a turn, the video showed of Miz-K's career, during the 2012-current era.
Mario narrated, "It's been one of those days. Miz-K Takase is known to make many hit stories, including Miyazawa & May, Maiden for Hire, and Miranda's Adventure. But do not take our word for it. We had the other co-stars experienced what it was like, before the birth of the popular stories, during the beginning of the year that was the worst possible year…"
Miz-K's Comeback – Late 2012-present
(Dawn was in the chair, being interviewed)
(Dawn): It was the start of the Pokémon Mecha Trifecta, and we did the Jenny/Joy WPCA Mystery. Of course, the idea was thought up by Brock, who created the idea of having multiple Officer Jennies and Nurse Joys. So, after we did shooting for all 3 stories, I went ahead to the Main Robotics Company in Saffron City, and decided to create a Dawn Robot, complete with cute characteristics and catchphrases. You could say she speaks in 10 languages, "No need to worry".
Dawn, in her lab coat, was by a prone adult Dawn Robot, about to be energized, connected by chrome wires. She then fluffed her long hair and snickered, "Yes… Finally, after playing an adult robot… and a helper robot that went haywire… I can relive the dream~!"
The machines turned on, as Dawn cackled evilly, seeing the robot being charged up, filling its battery to MAX Level. The Adult Robot glowed in a bright white hue, as Dawn was surrounded by the light and electric waves, flowing in the robot's body. Dawn looked away, avoiding the blinding light.
Minutes later, the Dawn Robot was finished, as she sat up. The real Dawn, with her hair frizzed and in a shape of a porcupine, looking like it was fizzled in electricity, was in awe, as the robot spoke to her.
"Master… No need to worry. I am alive…" she spoke in a deep voice, much like Dawn's.
Dawn cheered, as she was happy, "YES! SHE'S ALIVE! ALI—AAAAAAAAAAH! MY HAIR!"
She realized that, until now, after she relished in her creation, who had perfect hair, without being ruined, whatsoever.
(Dawn, narrating): It took me days to reshape my hair… but the Dawn Androids in WPCA, my robots, were expert hairdressers. It lasted hours to reshape my hair.
(Dawn, at the room, was being pampered by the robots of her)
(Dawn): It's times like this that I'm glad I left the anime series… but remained a character to guest with Iris… By the way, Iris is plucky, but playing as a robot was something she wouldn't do. But then again, Cilan loved the idea…
Wuss…
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(Mai Otsuka was in her uniform, holding her Mai Wand)
(Mai): The start of 2013 was big for Maidens for Hire. It was an idea I envisaged, for a prototype Mai Magical Maiden. And we did do one, as a test.
(Mai, in her Magical Mai attire, posed in a photo shoot, in robotic poses)
(Mai, narrating): While there was talk of continuing the Maiden Universe stories, I was the one to help out. And Harima, Eri, Tennouji, and Megumi had to appear, as well. Tsumugi was like, "Hey, don't leave me hanging!" And the rest was history.
Mai was standing in place, doing a magical spell, in her Magical Mai pink outfit. She waved her wand and swung around. She did a spell, as she pointed upward.
"Mai Maiden Magical Spell! Now, time to fail, evildoers! My Mai-! My Mai-! Mai-! Mai-!"
Mai started to malfunction, even though she is pretending that she's a robot. Mai kept beeping and glitching, until the director shouted, "CUT!"
Mai kept shaking, as the director asked, "Miss Otsuka? Uh, Miss Otsuka?!"
(Back to the interview room, Mai was giggling)
(Mai): Yeah, it was in the script, but I overdid it. And the idea of making me a robot was Megumi's idea. Plus, Nishimoto was banned from the story, after what he's done to Miko Maiden, years ago. Plus, I really don't care what happens to me, now. I can perfectly say that I'm doing-.
Whrrrrrrr…
fiiiiiiiii…
(Mai shuts down, bowing forward, smoking from her back)
(Interviewer): Uh, Miss Otsuka? Miss Otsuka? Oh, boy… Someone call a repairman…
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(Panty and Stocking were in the interview room)
(Panty): The fuck you say? What was our best role in the 100 fanfics? Well, The Gang, of course… We had some time, and we had to team with those Demon Whores…
(Stocking): The thing is, when we joined this spin-off, we wanted something big. After an appearance in Season 4, we were recruited by Miz-K, after a ghost battle we had.
(Flashback to Panty and Stocking, fighting ghosts from Pac-Man)
Panty fires bullets at the video game ghosts, as Stocking slashed them in half. The ghosts died, leaving only their eyebrows. Panty huffed, "Goddamn, bra! These pricks never learn!"
Stocking replied, "No shit! Them is some bad ghosts!"
The ghosts returned, as Stocking continued to slash withher stocking sword, Stripe. The ghosts continued to flee, by the eyeballs, as Panty snapped, "What the fuck? How many more of these fuckheads will it take to satisfy our spending spree?"
(Panty, narrating): It lasted all night… ALL FUCKING NIGHT! And all we got was tokens from Namco, whatever that is… NO Heaven Coins, NO funds, NOTHING!
(Stocking): And Garter just scolded us, saying that we cannot waste energy from fucking pixels. I'm glad we don't play video games… EVER!
(Panty): Geek Boy, on the other hand… He plays dating sims…
(The Angels laugh)
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(Eimi Ohba was in the chair)
(Eimi): The great Eimi was responsible for selling out Doujinshi in Comic Party, but she, along with Panda, Aya, and others… we debuted the Tales of the Bizarre series. Not that I cared, but Eimi was victim #2. Uh, Hot Spring Panda was #1… unfortunately…
Eimi and Yuu were talking ideas for the opener of Tales of the Bizarre.
Setting: August 2013
Yuu responded, "Let's see… Mizuki and Reiko have a story set for the series' first batch. Now, we need to pick which one we'll try…"
Eimi asked, "Hey, I know! Can we do a Twilight Zone parody?"
Yuu asked, "What do you have in mind? Do you have some sort of favorite episode?"
Eimi smiled, "Well, to be quite frank, I have a lot of faves… like the episode where the dummy was evil, and he made the ventriloquist insane, thinking he's crazy… Beauty…
Yuu added, "Oh, what about "Eye of the Beholder", with the woman who had bandages, and she ended up with a beautiful face, and the others with ugly faces?"
"I know. And then, there was this boy that sent people away to the cornfield, after they made bad thoughts about him? Ron Howard!"
"Bill Mumy. Mumy later did a sequel, in that failed second revival. But it was great. OH! And then there was that episode, with the masks in Madri Gras, and four people turned ugly, after the old man died, saying that they were greedy of being rich, taking his entire estate? Pure karma…"
"You Hot Spring Pandas know what to pick. My personal favorite was the classic Maple Street episode. That was a crazy bunch, thinking it was all blaming and going crazy, thinking it was aliens or terrorists… Yes, I saw the reboot episode… and it sucked. The original was better."
Yuu smirked and said, "I liked the episode, which the mobster was shot and killed, and he was sent to Heaven, getting everything he wants, but it turns out he was in Hell."
Eimi laughed, "Oh, yeah! Awesome!"
(Eimi): Of course, the other co-stars said that they had favorites. Mizuki said her favorite was the episode in which a robot baseball pitcher was created, but was given a heart, after being found out… Reiko's favorite episode was when a woman was revealed to be a mannequin, and she was back at the department store… Aya's favorite was the Willoughby episode… in which the man had been stressed that he stopped at Willoughby… Subaru's favorite was the stopwatch episode… Chisa's favorite was the episode where there was a printing machine that tells the future, and lead to disaster… OH! And Asahi's was-.
NOTE: For the record, Eimi's interview lasted longer than expected. This was cut short, right here, after 5 hours of interviewing.
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(Wataru Minakami was being interviewed)
(Wataru): Since Sister Princess was shown, in Miz-K's interest, it was time to launch the fanfics of us to the world. Rinrin had this idea of a what-if… and that what-if was if all my sisters were robots, like her Mecha Rinrin and Proto-Robo. Of course…
Wataru confronts a director, who was an old man, in gray hair and a mustache, as he said to Wataru, in the studio, "Miss Rinrin is busy, so I'll be happy to show you the pointers on the movie…"
Wataru gasped, "JEEVES?!"
"Do forgive me, Mister Minakami, but I'm the director for these screen tests."
"Screen tests?"
Rinrin smiled, as she appeared, "Hey, Bro! Glad you made it! I was busy with the final touches…"
Wataru giggled, "Final touches?"
She showed him a robot version of Karen, complete with long hair and her school uniform. He gasped, "A Mecha Karen?!"
"This will be a test subject for a screening. Bro, you and Mecha Karen will act out a scene, in the script. You only need one line, and she'll do the rest. She'll act as the real Karen, but as an exact replica and duplicate. Don't worry. Pretend that she is really her."
"Yeah, but… Is this even right?"
"Trust me, Bro. I'm positive."
She sat down, as the director called, "And… action!"
Proto-Robo clapped the Clapperboard, as Wataru said his line, "Hello. You look beautiful, today…"
The Karen robot smiled and said, "Oh, Big Brother. I'm so happy for you to say that…"
She hugged him, as she said, "You know, all I wanted was to spend my time with my Big Brother, hoping for a vast memory that we'll have. And thankfully… everything will be okay… because I have you…"
Wataru petted her and said, "I hope so, Karen…"
"CUT!" Rinrin shouted, "PERFECT!"
Wataru smiled, "How was it?"
Karen powered down, as Rinrin said, "Beautiful! And Mecha Karen responded to your words. By the way, nice ad-lib in the end."
He replied, "Well, I had to compliment her words…"
The director then said, "Excuse me, but we have more film to spare. Perhaps we should do more."
Wataru said, as Rinrin wheeled Karen away, in a wheelbarrow, "Oh, sure… But, why so much?"
Rinrin smiled, "Don't worry. Next, we'll do Mecha Sakuya's turn… Lovely to try it out, huh, Bro?"
Wataru gasped, "A Sakuya Robot?! Rinrin… uh…"
He asked, "Forgive me for asking, but how many screen tests are we doing?"
Rinrin replied, "We have enough film to do all 12. I didn't have time to make a Mamimi Robot… but she refused to make me fulfill that request, for some reason. Don't worry, Bro. 11 more Mecha Sisters and we'll be finished. We'll do Sakuya, then Kaho, Hina, Mamoru, Haruka, Shirayuki…"
Wataru gasped, as he was shocked, "Twelve screen tests?! It can't be true!"
(Wataru, narrating): The screen tests went well, with each robot of my sister acting exactly like their counterpart. It went okay, expect for Mecha Rinrin. She didn't speak. That was a problem. So, Rinrin asked me for financial aid… like always. And that was when, later, we did Mecha Sister. And the rest… was a nightmare gone awry, which was a very sweet story. Rinrin and I just finished Mecha Sister II and The Light Music Squad, as we are still at work, making excitement. And we even had Rinrin install voice chips for the Mecha Rinrins. She even co-signed to Maidens for Hire and Mann Co., to build replica robot versions of Mecha Rinrin, complete with its own voice and abilities. Of course, it cost me a lot of financial aid, just to produce them.
(Wataru): For me, I'm happy to have 12 robot sisters with me, but I'm better off with the original 13 sisters. Let's face it – I've seen Mecha Rinrin perform… and I hope Rinrin does her best to fix her, meaning the original Mecha Rinrin. And, to add, you can't replace originality with machines, now can you?
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(Yui Hirasawa was being interviewed)
(Yui): Golden Week was on the horizon, for we were ready to go on tour. And before the New Year came, we had this wicked idea of becoming superheroes. Mio didn't like the idea, but she went with it… something about panties and such. Azu-Nyan suggested that we'd have shorts under our skirts, to avoid embarrassment. I like it! NO panty shots! And after that, we posed for the superhero costumes that Miss Yamanaka made for us… Not me, however, I picked my own costume.
Yui was dressed in a blue superhero costume, in a red mask, tights, and cape. She cheered in a Superman pose, "I AM YUI-CHANMAN – DEFENDER OF GOOD AND HELPER TO ALL!"
Mio snuffed, "Yui, what are you doing?"
Yui said, "Oh, this? I wanted to dress up like a superhero, since we plan on a superhero/rock band story."
Ritsu replied, "Not to be rude, but that costume looks ridiculous."
Yui pouted, "Aw, no fair…"
Mio held up a fluffy blouse and said, "How about this for my costume? After all, we did perform Fuwa Fuwa Time, our first song together."
Mugi smiled, "Good memories…"
Yui asked, "You know, Mugi-Chan, you should create a heroic costume, based on your eyebrows…"
Mugi asked, "Huh? What is it about my eyebrows?"
"They're huge-!"
Mio interrupted, "Huge… ly… adorable! Maybe you can-."
Mugi said, "Oh, I don't mind it. After all, it kind of looks like cute pickles."
Yui and Ritsu gasped, as Yui shivered, "Never mind…"
She turned to Azusa and said, "Oh, Azu-Nyan, I know the perfect-!"
Azusa was in her cat ears, as she said, in a blunt tone, "I knew you were going to try something, senpai…"
Mio gasped, "Whoa! She knew already?"
(Yui, smiling): Ah… Azu-Nyan looked like an adorable kitten hero. But that is why we became the Light Music Squad! And we will fight to save the day, have tea, and even practice, at the same time!
(Yui sighs in regret)
(Yui): Maybe Ui wouldn't bug me about adding her to the stories… She was happy for me, saying she wants in… But I'm cool~! Ui-Chan, please wait up!
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(Nodoka Miyazaki was in the interview room)
(Nodoka): Tales of the Bizarre reached another season, and Miz-K told us to make every one of us girls as victims. We didn't know what, but beforehand, I had to experience what it was like… as a mannequin. The story idea was to be wax statues in a haunted museum, and…
Nodoka was in a store window, posing in a pink and white sequin gown. The girls of 3-A watched on, as they were amazed and in admiration by her. Ayaka was pouting in jealously, "That should be ME! I mean, why do they fawn over her?"
Yue said, "She is considered one of the popular Negima characters, and the story we're doing is a dramatic museum fic… with us as display dummies."
Haruna barked, "Idiot! Don't spoil it for her!"
Some of the girls flashed pictures of the still Nodoka, as she was immovable and motionless, trying not to flinch, posing in a cute pose, with her right hand on her waist and her left arm out. Everyone in the school was happy that they posted it on the web, as a preview of their first work.
(Nodoka): By then, I had to stay stiff and rigid for one whole hour, until it was Ayaka's turn, followed by Setsuna and Konoka, then Haruna, then Asuna, and finally Makie. Of course, Professor Negi said that we do not need to take all night, preparing for the story. So, we stopped, for the moment, and continued on, four to six girls a day. Zazie, for some reason, didn't participate.
Chachamaru, on the other hand, was perfect as a mannequin…
That night, Chachamaru was plugged in, posing in a sultry position, in her maid outfit. Evangeline posed by her, in her dark purple evening gown, posing like she's blowing a kiss to the people.
"Master, is it necessary to be a mannequin, too?" Chachamaru asked, without moving her mouth.
Evangeline whispered, without moving her lips, "Quiet, robot. I'm trying to become the next vampire statue."
Mario continued, "By then, it was considered the comeback year for Miz-K, as he produced numerous fan fics and newcomers to each fic. And this is where it all ends. Miz-K stops at 100, and will make another one hundred, once this party is over. Miz-K Takase has stopped writing, for the moment, as for this special occasion."
Luigi said, "In fact, one person was considered the mascot of Miz-K's popular fanfics, including her role as a Maiden for Hire child, multiple clones, and the Chosen One."
Mario introduced, "Ladies and gentlemen, the co-star of The MIS-Adventures of Miyazawa & May… the one and only, Haruka!"
May appeared, as she bowed to the crowd, who were applauding, very loudly. She smiled and said, "Thank you. Thank you… Everyone…"
May shivered, "Now or never…"
She waved to the crowd and said, "It's an honor to be here, since I'm in a lot of fanfics, including Yuki and I's own fic. On a serious note, Yuki and I have been blessed with this honor, since we appeared in ALL of the Yuki-Haruka-Verse stories, including a cameo in The Gang – IN-COLOR. That's coming up. But hey, at least I'm not going to sing in this one. I'm fragile in my windpipes."
They laughed, as Haruka continued, "I loved being a mascot for the fanfics. However, I'm not considered a popular character in Pokémon, likewise Kasumi, Hikari, Iris, and those newcomers in the X/Y series. But I can be X and Y, too. I'm an X-cast member, and Y is that? I'm Haruka, baby!"
They laughed, as Haruka continued on, "Yes, yes. That was funny. My favorite moment in the fanfics was… well, when I became that Children for Care robot daughter for Mom and Dad. It was a wonderful moment, since I had a Maiden for Hire that resembles Yuki, but… But I didn't like how it ended, seeing that we were making drama, other than comedy. But playing as her daughter's Maiden was awesome, more than pretending to be a Maiden. Sadly, not my best work as a robot maid… I'm still working on some stuff… despite that Pleasure Mode was sickening. Forgive me, Yomi-Chan…
Anyway, worst moment out of it was in the Service with a Smile fic, again, when I was yelling at my mother… and it hurt me so. After the deactivation scene, I was crying that I yelled at Mom, for the reason of acting… and it felt awful. Luckily, Mom comforted me, along with Yuki, in her Maiden outfit. She told me that it's okay. It was just acting, and what I said to Mom was just playing, despite that it was rude. I still have the emotional scars from that moment…"
She smiled, "But que sera, sera… It never stops me. I'm usually a chipper girl. The hardest part in Miyazawa & May was the double roles, as myself and April. You see, playing dual roles was a challenge. One side of me was a gloomy girl, like emo or Goth, and she likes Ghost Pokémon. On another side of me, well… there's me… cute, chipper, and with an appetite the size of Indiana. I would say Alaska, but my gut isn't that big."
They laughed, as May continued, "Well, seeing that I was a fan favorite, and I have an autographed photo of me and Hikari, since our rise to the top of the fanfiction world, and we were sitting pretty, things seemed okay for me, since I'm a cute girl. While my days of being Top Coordinator are still moving along, hoping to be on top, I can't stop being an actor. In fact, Luke and Iris were nice enough to let me see Satoshi and Cilan perform in two movies, with Satoshi as the star. Whoever said that B-list stars can't act? Not me. If Harley were here, though, I'D SMACK HIM RIGHT WHERE IT HURTS! But that's the other me, talking. Deep down, I'm a normal girl, like everybody else. Now, I'm sure that you guys know how Yuki and I first met, other than the first chapter of Miyazawa & May. Funny story, though. Yuki and I first met, during the shooting of a special movie with her friends, Sawada, Sena, and Izawa… And they were doing some sort of sci-fi epic, similar to Steel Snow, which was a play Miss Sawada told me about… And I had a talk about the epic play that Yuki made. However, we were planning it, but there were issues… namely costumes, writing, music soundtrack, and even the occasional acting situation. Yuki, Tsubasa-chan, and Miss Izawa were a 3-person show, and I figured that we needed more than three people to act. And since we have a variety of cast members in the Yuki-Haruka-verse, I figured we do casting. But Miss Sawada said "Yes, we could, but they have to approve of making it very impressive and unique, like before, but with a taste of Yuki and I's own flavor. Yuki said, "No, I think we'll just stick to the original story", and I said "YEAH! ME, TOO!" And that was it. Of course, we're still casting and writing the roles for each character… including me… I'm going to be an android, again."
She winked, as the audience laughed, "Kidding~! Anyway, it's merely a small act to try, but I promise that Yuki will act again. After all, she's perfect for the role of the Doctor, Ren Crawford, except, we wanted to make a change, and make Ren a girl, instead of a boy. But Yuki said that her flat chest is the reason why she switched genders. Yuki! BAD!"
She scolded, as Yukino Miyazawa sighed in disdain, "Why me? Even in this fic, she scolds me, like I'm a child."
Arima laughed, "Oh, she's being honest. You and Haruka were the best duo of the story."
May continued, as the audience laughed, "But deep down, I had a lot of fun, playing the hero, the villain, the antihero, the possible cameo, the guest star, and even in the Mecha Trifecta. My greatest moment I'll never forget is the battle with Tohru Honda. And Tohru, if Cucumber says so, you and I will have a Round 3."
They applauded, as Tohru blushed, "Haruka…"
May bowed, as she concluded, "Finally, I have one last thing to say to all the Miz-K fans out there… We reached the big time, and we're going to go out with a BANG! So, what do you say, people? 200 fan fics?"
They cheered, "YEAH!"
May hollered back, "YOU HEAR THAT! TWO HUNDRED!"
She raised her hands and called out, "LET'S MAKE MIZ-K'S MOMENT A SHINING LIGHT IN HIS CAREER!"
They cheered wildly, as May calmed down, leaving the stage. She smiled and said, "Well, thanks, anyway, and I'll see you next season~!"
She pranced to her chair, as Mario and Luigi applauded. Luigi asked, "And now, Mario, how do we close the show, with a surprise?"
Mario said, "Leave it to me. And now, we shall feast for dessert, before we prepare to take the stage."
A rolling tray of cakes and pies appeared in the room, as everyone was lining up.
Meanwhile, outside, Cucumber called to Mike, as they walked together, "Hey, Mike, listen. Someone is going to kill Miz-K, and I want you to make sure that the place and stage is guarded."
Mike said, "Sounds cool. But how do I know that you aren't lying?"
Cucumber smirked, "Oh, I met a friend. He, Sam, and Mickey are examining the room, but got caught up by some Mecha Rinrins. We fought them off, though."
"That's good. I'll get on it. By the way, The Gang is the next performance, followed by you, giving that speech to Miz-K. I'd prepare it, if I were you."
Mike left, as Cucumber groaned, "Oh, fuck… I forgot…"
We took too long, finding the perp, that we forgot about the speech.
AW, MAN! We're so fired!
NO! HE gets fired. We don't. We're nothing more than voices in his head.
"Hey, relax! It's cool! I think our little time together got me inspired…"
Really…
You got fifteen minutes left! You're about to fall on your ass, if Miz-K isn't impressed!
"Dude, come on! In life, when you go on the stage, you improvise. I think our little adventure has taught me a new lease in life. All that is left is Miz-K Takase's speech… and then…"
He stepped in the building, as the mysterious woman smiled, "Good… GOOD! The Gang has yet to perform, and after dessert, it's time for the MAIN EVENT!"
She removed her hood and hid in the shadows, combing her long hair. She cackled, "YES! VENGEANCE IS FINALLY MINE!"
She laughed evilly, as she hid in the dark shadows.
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Meanwhile, the BattleVan was still stuck in traffic, as Mizuki sobbed in sadness, "Well… That's it… We'll never make it. Scarlet and Percival hates us, now… We let The Gang down."
Heather asked, "Uh, may I make a suggestion?"
Mizuki said, "Shoot."
Heather stated, "Shouldn't we just fly there?"
Mizuki and Peter gasped, as he asked, "WAIT! Why didn't we think of that, before?"
Heather giggled, "Don't look at me~!"
Mizuki pressed the red button, as the van sprouted wings. She said, "GREAT! Now, hang on, guys! It'll be fast pace flying, but we'll make it! We got a whole 20 minutes to get there!"
The BattleVan flew off, as Mizuki pinpointed the radar. She said, "We have an estimate 20 to 30 minutes to get there, via the sky. Remember, do not fly too high, or we'll get caught."
Peter saluted, "Aye-aye, babe!"
The BattleVan flew to the night sky, as they went passed the Dippin Pockets Hotel. Inside, Mickey discovered a discovery. He found blueprints of a small Class D bomb, from the ACME Explosions Factory, and said that it was signed to Tai Kamiya. Mickey said, "It could be a connection…"
Sam asked, "So, Tai wouldn't kill Miz-K. He was killed off by Matt Ishida, during Tales of the Bizarre."
Mickey growled, "Damn. And we need to repair this woman's vibrator, only as a nullifier to the bomb!"
"Disabler."
"Whatever! YOU do it!"
Sam huffed, "No. I do maaaaaaagic~! But maybe I can use the clue of the ACME blueprints and the vibrator, and find out who was responsible for this catastrophe!"
He did a spell and said:
Fists of cash and slings of hash
Who is the jerk that did all the work?
Maaaaaagic~!
The blueprints glowed, as it said on the bottom, Look in the back, stupid. He examined the back and found a signed receipt. Mickey and Sam gasped, "THIS IS-!"
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Back at the auditorium, The Gang was ready to play, as Steven Cooke went to the microphone, while Farra was in lead guitar, and Asahi was in rhythm guitar. Michelle was in bass, while June was in the drums. Steven N was on the keyboard, as they had a bit of a compromise.
Steven N said, "Well, better than the horns. It'll be nice of my daughter to be a big hit."
Some of the crowd was confused, as Steven C said, "Good day to you all! We're The Gang! And for the next 5 minutes, we're performing our hearts out! Now, you'll notice that there are a couple of changes. Well, Peter, Heather, and Mizuki haven't shown up, but we have the next best thing!"
He introduced the band, "On guitar, the blonde bomber, Farra Stevens-Gaynes!"
Farra did a solo, as Asahi did one, too, as Steven C said, "And on the back-up rhythm guitar, the lovely and talented, Asahi Sakurai~!"
He introduced Michelle, "Replacing Peter Giese, The Gang's original bassist, Michelle Nevins!"
Michelle did a bass solo, as Steven C introduced Steven N, "And replacing Mizuki Takase, he is the ONE in the Original Gang Member, my idol, Steven Nevins!"
Steven N did a small chord, as Steven C introduced June, "And replacing Heather Dunn, on drums, she is the Mini Me Heather, the cute and wonderful Junebug, Heather's daughter, June Nevins!"
June did a rimshot, as she giggled, "I can't waste it, just yet."
Steven C said, "Now, guys, it's time to put the 100 in 100 percent! Because I'm not the leading man in a future Spiderman Turn Off the Dark flop… I'm not the one in 21-1… and I'm not the baddest man in the world!"
A guitar note played, as Steven C cried out, "I am… The BETTER MAN!"
June tapped her drumsticks and called, "1! 2! 3! 4!"
The music played, as it was a lively rock and roll tune. Steven C sang on the microphone, with Asahi on back-up vocals.
(Steven C): Being #1…
It is not the greatest gift!
Being second best…
is nowhere in my standings…
It's not how you lose
it's how you play the game
I know that is why
I do not feel any shame…
(Steven C & Asahi): I'm better than you!
It's not an insult or a rip
(Steven C): It shows that you're better
because you do not show any lip
I am the better man!
But I cannot gloat about it!
I am the better man!
And I don't give a crap about it!
Because of me
I truly know what it's like to win or lose
And every time I win
I would try to pick the words I choose
(Steven C & Asahi): I'm the better man!
(Steven C): But I am what I am…
(Music continues, as the girls in the crowd cheer on)
(Steven C): After the war
I am victorious
But as I win
I give the credit, where credit is due
I care for my team
I care for my friends, and no way!
No way will I be…
an uncaring glory hog
(Steven C & Asahi): It's my life
(Steven C): I'm not giving you the words I say
Because I beat you
I wanna shake your hand, and make your day
(Steven C & Asahi): I am the better man!
(Farra & Michelle): (Yes, the better man)
But I cannot gloat about it!
I am the better man!
(Yes, the better man)
And I don't care what you say about it!
(Steven C): Because of me
I truly know that winning isn't everything
But losing is nothing
and I chose to be a good sport in anything
(Steven C & Asahi): I'm the better man!
(Steven C): But I am what I am…
(Asahi): Yeah, I am what I am…
(Steven C): Yes, I am…
(Asahi): Don't get me wrong.
(Steven C): Yes, I am…
(Asahi does a guitar solo, as Farra is annoyed)
(Farra performs her own guitar solo, as Asahi nodded)
(Both Gang Girls do a duet solo)
(The Gang Girls stop, as June does a drum solo)
(Steven C): Chip off the old block~!
(Steven N): That's my daughter~!
(Music continues)
(Steven C & Asahi): I am the better man!
(Farra & Michelle): (Yes, the better man)
But I cannot gloat about it!
I am the better man!
(Yes, you're right I am)
And I don't give a crap about it!
Because of me
I truly know what it's like to win or lose
And every time I win
I would try to pick the words I choose
(Steven C & Asahi): I'm the better man!
(Steven C): But I am what I am…
(Farra & Michelle): (Yes, the better man)
(Steven C & Asahi): But I cannot gloat about it!
(Steven C): WHOOO!
(Steven C & Asahi): I am the better man!
(Yes, the better man)
And I don't care what you say about it!
(Steven C): Because of me
I truly know being good sport is what I am!
Because I am what I am
I care if I lose, but that's life, and who's I'm not a sport?
(Steven C & Asahi): I'm the better man!
(Steven C): But I am what I am…
(Asahi): Yes, I am what I am…
(Steven C): WHOOO!
(Asahi): Yes, you know what I am!
(Steven C): A good sport!
(Asahi): Yes, I am what I am!
(Steven C): I'm no sore loser!
(Asahi): Don't get me wrong!
(Steven C): I play for the fun of it!
(Asahi): Yes, I am! Yes, I am!
Yes, I am what I am!
Yes, I am! I'm the better man!
(Steven C): YOU KNOW ME!
(Asahi): Yes, I am! Yes, I am!
Yes, I am what I am!
(Steven C, while Asahi kept singing): And lemme tell you
losing isn't what I do!
But kids, I win, all the time!
and even though if I lose, I have had a lot of fun!
YES! Beat me in checkers, tennis, jacks, baseball, video games, hell, even the fun stories by Mister Miz-K Takase, I'm still a good sport!
I don't… NO! I don't act bad! I'm not sore and in a temper, when I lose! I pick myself up, and try, try again! So says Steven Cooke, and, uh, The Gang… But who cares? Win, lose, draw… Win, place, show… You have to have fun!
(Asahi continues, as Steven C claps to the audience)
(Steven C & Asahi): Yes, I am what I am!
(Asahi): Yes, I am…
(Steven C): I'm the better maaaaaaaaaaan~!
(Music closes)
(Music holds, as Steven C holds his right hand up)
(Steven C): YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Music ends, as Steven C drops his hand, and June slams the cymbals)
The audience applauded, as Steven C said to the crowd, "Thanks, kids!"
The roars continued, as June laughed, feeling happy. Michelle smiled, as she thought, "Heather… You have such a talented daughter."
Miz-K, moved by the music, then said, "You know… I could use her… for The Gang's next fic… Trust me, what can I say?"
The Tenma Chibi Bunny appeared from the podium and said, "Good. All fixed."
She dashed away, as The Gang left the stage. Scarlet applauded, backstage, and said, "THAT WAS AWESOME! You guys were amazing!"
Steven N said, "Scarlet, once you understood The Gang's power of musical talent, you don't want to evade from it. We're like Dethklok, minus the blood and gore."
Farra said, "I'm glad we decided to play this song for our new LP."
Steven C smiled, "And for now, Steven Cooke is happy that we didn't louse this gig up. I'm sad to say that the others didn't show up."
Scarlet barked, "They still haven't shown?"
Steven N stated, "No need to feel angry, Riley. As the adage goes – The show must go on!"
They laughed, as Scarlet quietly murmured, "I don't get it…"
XXXXX
Cucumber was all set, as Mario and Luigi finished their talk. Mario said, "We'd like to thank you all for your local expertise. And remember, if you need instructions on how to get home quickly, check out the enclosed instruction book."
A long pause, as Mario paused a bit. Luigi continued, "And now, you asked for it."
"We gotta finish the show!"
"And YOU will see it first!"
"And remember – where there's smoke in toasters, they pinch back…"
SOCK!
Cucumber shoved them down, as he barked, "Yeah, yeah, nice work, CD-I rejects."
He flipped the middle finger at them, as he said, "AHEM! By the way, that is the last time I hired rejects from the PC World to host a gala!"
Bruce and David were on a balcony, as Bruce said, "Good one, bro! That makes the show livelier than ever!"
David jeered, "Are you kidding, it made the show suck, now!"
Bruce said, "Yeah, so? It's still livelier! He increased the suck!"
They chortled, as the crowd laughed.
Cucumber smirked, "My baby twin bros… like Statler and Waldorf…"
Here goes nothing…
You can do it, big guy…
Cucumber made his speech, "Friends, OCs, and animated fans, all alike. We are gathered to honor the life of this wonderful man, Miz-K Takase~! The man who made his phrase special, and it became a hashtag to Twitter and Tumblr. But hey, I don't discriminate. Besides, there are a lot of people I'd llike to thank, but this man is simply the man who made it all possible. Without Miz-K, we wouldn't even be here. Without Miz-K, Tomo and Yomi would be stuck in the lesbian marriages, with children… Without Miz-K, Tenma would be lost, choosing a what-if in her beady little head, over who she dates… Without Miz-K, The Gang, Miranda Maynard, and myself wouldn't even be here… and without Miz-K, then YOU readers and you viewers, in their Androids, iPads, small devices, and computers… well, you'd be lost, reading many light written shit."
The crowd laughed, as his serious side moaned, We're screwed…
NO, WAIT!
Miz-K chuckled, as he said, "Wonderful speech, Jerry!"
Cucumber smiled, as he said, "See? Told ya I improvise!"
YEAH, LOSER! He improvises!
That guy is batty, but hey, we think like him, so it's natural.
Who cares? I love that guy!
Yeah, can we get on with the introduction?
Cucumber said, "Nuh-uh! I'm not finished! And let me say that with the readers here, watching and reading at home, it is the greatest fan fic collection in the world. Over 100 fics, nearly 400 chapters, over 1,000 ideas, and cranking and shafting over a million words we say, Miz-K Takase is awesome, and we love him for that!"
They applauded, as Cucumber beckoned to him. Miz-K smiled and said, "Thank you, Jerry."
He addressed to the audience, "Well, folks, after 100 fan fics, it is how we ended it. But rest assured, I'm not going anywhere, just yet!"
The woman in the hood spoke, quietly, "Oh, you will… to Hell!"
He continued, "There are a lot of people I'd wanna thank, for all the jobs we did. To my lovely wife, Aya Hasebe, to my assistant, Morty, to my intern, Chase and Cubert, to the entire employee staff in Maidens for Hire, to the royal King of Argos, down in England, to Shibuya, to Osaka, to all of Japan, and all the world, to my mother and father, and Elvis… who is my dog; passed away, recently. But he's not like Brian Griffin. What a card. Bad idea on Vinnie, though."
He continued to thank people, as the woman laughed, holding her hood, "Thank them all, because you will forever be a memory. 100 fan fics… and you die, thus ending the run… forever… Because the fan fics you did disgust me… Maid Robots, evil heroes, robot sisters, aliens from another planet, a clay girl, romantic cliffhangers, Summer Camp, origin stories, MUSICAL FICS, HORROR STORIES, AND CRAPPY MOCK-UMENTARIES! And don't worry, once you die, Cucumber is next, for he joins you and the rest of the assholes… in HELL! And I will laugh, forever, for I have sought my revenge!"
She removed her hood and showed that she had long strawberry blonde hair in red highlights and with a blue designer blouse with a yellow star on her chest. It was… Mimi Tachikawa?!
"You ruined my career, by NOT finishing "Mimi's Disappearance", and you put me in a bit story!" Mimi snarled, "I've waited a long time coming, since 2009, to exact my revenge, and NOW… IT'S HAPPENING!"
She cackled demonically, as her face was twisted and demonic, as Miz-K continued to speak.
"And finally, to my idols, Shinichiro and Shinichi Watanabe… And now, before I sweep up my final Thanks for Reading, at least for the next 100 fan fics, I have some confessions to make. Over the years, I have (motions that he drinks beer and vodka), and did a lot of (motions that he masturbates a little), after some (motions a curve of a sexy girl), and a lot of casting for (impersonates reckless driving), and pleaded to the (motions a judge, banging on the gavel) that I (motions that he does a temper tantrum)… and I apologize for the charades, but that's mostly true… except for the masturbating part…
But there was one person I consider… the worst decision of my life… which I was ashamed of…"
Mimi gasped, as she asked, "Huh? What the fuck is he talking about? Narue Nanase? Or maybe Mizuki "fat tits" Takase… or maybe-."
Miz-K stated, "There was one girl I casted, and I shunned her, inadvertently, by writing my very first fan fic, in my career. And if she were here, I'd like to say…
Mimi Tachikawa… I'm sorry…"
The fans went "Awwwwwww…" as Mimi was in tears. The screen showed Mimi's face on the screen, with the words "We Miss You, Mimi Tachikawa~! TaixMimi forever~!" Mimi was moved to tears, as she was crying, "Oh, that funny beard stubble of a man…"
Cucumber stated, "And if she were here, we'd wanna welcome her back. But unfortunately, she didn't get the invite I sent her. I was thinking she'd open up about what she's done, after she disappeared. In any case, I hope that she shows up, but I guess we were wrong."
Mimi cried out, from backstage, "But I am here! I AM HERE!"
She appeared, removing her trench coat and hat, and then cried, "WAIT! STOP THIS CELEBRATION! I'm here! I'M BACK!"
The crowd cheered, as Miz-K announced, "Well, shut my mouth and call me fritters! Ladies and gentlemen, my good friend, Mimi Tachikawa~!"
As Mimi waved to the crowd, Jerry got a phone call from Mickey, as he said to him, "Jerry! Bad news, bro! We know who it is! We found the clues, and we-!"
Cucumber answered, "Yeah, that's great, but now is not the right time. It's BOOM time. Stay on the line. I want Bubby to hear this."
Mimi spoke on the podium, as she said, "Well, gosh, I'm so happy to be hear. I wanted to say that I was considered Miz-K's favorite star, but I was shunned, after the mediocre popularity of my debut. But luckily, I wanted to say the stuff off my chest about my disappearance. You see, over the years, I kind of had to work as a playboy model… NOT Playboy Magazine… I meant a popular pin-up girl. And then, I kind of had to work for the airlines in Beverly Hills, and then was transferred to ACME, to work as a factory technician… and that was all it. I even ran for governor of the Digital World, but they said that cooking was my calling. My cooking show with Palmon… a huge success, even though Palmon kept licking the beaters. I mean, it's a long career, hasn't it?"
The fans laughed, as Mimi smiled, "But… what can YOU say, huh?"
The box started to beep, as Miz-K smirked, "Yeah… What can YOU say, Tachikawa?"
The bomb beeped rapidly, as Mimi's eyes widened in fear, wincing, "Oh, pooh…"
Wait, what happened?
Cucumber asked, "Wait… I'm lost. Did he-?"
BOOM!
The bomb explode, with Mimi caught in the explosion, sending her flying into the air, screaming like a rocket.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
She was sent flying in the air, heading towards the flying BattleVan. Mizuki said, as she scoped the radar screen, "Uh, oh. We got a bogey coming in. It's coming at 5 meters… 3 meters…"
Peter gasped, "What is it?"
Mizuki was confused, "Was that… a Flying Digidestined?"
BOOM!
Mimi shot at the BattleVan, as the van flew off, spiraling out of control. Mimi plummeted down, back to where she stood, in a massive THUD.
THUD!
Miz-K laughed, "WASN'T THAT AMAZING?"
The crowd was stunned, but loved the excitement. Miz-K said, "And that is why I wanted to end my fan fics… with a BANG!"
The crowd applauded, as Jerry whispered, "Uh, Miz… I'm confused."
Miz-K smirked, "I knew that Mimi was gonna kill me, the whole time. So I had to defuse and modify the bomb, to make it act like she deserved the outcome."
But how?!
BUT HOW?!
"But how?!"
The Tenma Bunny appeared from his shirt, as she cheered, "TA-DA! Hi, honey~!"
Cucumber asked, "Uh, who the fuck is that?"
That's Tenma Tsukamoto, in super deformed mode. And she's a robot.
A MINI TENMA BUNNY! UBER-CUTE!
Mickey asked, via the phone, "Wait, Miz-K knew from a mobile Tenma Bunny?"
Chibi Tenma giggled, "I fixed up her explosive device~!"
Sam said, "Aw, we were gonna tell you that Mimi was going to kill Miz-K!"
"How so, bro?"
"EASY! Her husband, Tai Kamiya, signed the blueprints to an ACME Class D Bomb, in which Mimi signed the receipt for it!"
Miz-K smirked, "Yeah, and indeed a foolish place to leave a receipt, for the action of murder."
Since when is this bit turned into a mystery fic?
Cucumber stated, on the phone, "Oh, come now. It's obvious."
It is?! How?
You knew it was Mimi Tachikawa, the whole time, too?
"Yeah!" Cucumber stated, "Besides… She's the only one who can own the only working vibrator, in her age, and kept it for pleasure."
Ohhhhh… I get it… But how did you know?
Cucumber smiled, "EASY! Her name was labeled on the handle."
What an idiot… You can't leave labelled clues.
Yeah! Ruins the mystery.
Miz-K smiled, "Good deductions, guys. And Cucumber, I will spare Mimi, since I feel sorry for her. But she does need a hospital visit."
He approached the stage, as Miz-K called to Mimi, "Mimi, listen, you amazed me, doing your closing moments… for that, I'm welcoming you in a future season of Miyazawa & May!"
Mimi moaned, as she was in pain, "Gee… … …Thanks."
The EMTs arrived, carrying Mimi away, in a stretcher, as she was covered in soot and blood. She cried in agonizing pain, "Oh, the pain… At least I am happy… I'm back in the stories…"
She fainted, as the crowd cheered on. Aya Hasebe hugged her and gave him a kiss, while Cucumber asked, "So… wait… Was that the end?"
Bubby appeared from the crowd, with the rest of the Holowitz Brothers. He gave him a thumbs-up.
DING!
Cucumber then said, holding a box of pizza in his hands, "And now, let's have a pizza party! Here to perform our closing songs, once again, After School Tea Time!"
The partygoers grabbed some pizza, as the girls of After School Tea Time played their hit song "Fuwa Fuwa Time", while everyone had their pizza. Miz-K congratulated Cucumber, as two men in black spotted him. Miz-K smiled and said, "Well… gotta go."
He ran off, as the two men in black shouted, "HAPPY 100th, YOU STUBBY BASTARD!"
Miz-K cried out, in a distance, "WHAT CAN YOU SAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
As Miz-K disappeared in a distance, Peter, Heather, & Mizuki arrived, beaten up and tired. Peter asked, "Hey, guys… What did we miss?"
Asahi smiled, as she said, "Nothing, Peter. We were having a pizza party, in Miz-K's celebration."
Heather sobbed, "Did we miss the party?"
Percival barked, "ALL OF IT! YOU IDIOTS MISSED THE PARTY!"
Steven N roared, "PERCIVAL!"
He said to Heather, as he kissed her, "I'll tell you what we did, while you were gone. The party's not over, until Jerome says it's over."
Mizuki moaned, as she saw Cucumber, with a slice of pepperoni pizza, sitting in the stage, while After School Tea Time continued playing, "Oh, no. Not him again…"
Michelle sighed, "I know… But we are better off. For now, let's party!"
They cheered, "YAY!"
Steven C said, "Hey, Farra… How about one for the road?"
Farra huffed, "Not while I'm having a slice!"
She had a slice of sausage and mushroom pizza. She opened her mouth and was about to eat it, but Steven C said, as he snatched her slice, "YOINK!"
He ran off, jeering, "STEVEN COOKE WINS!"
Farra hollered, "GODDAMN IT, STEVEN!"
She chased after him, as the rest of The Gang, Scarlet, and the Nevins siblings laughed.
"YOU GIVE BACK THAT SLICE! GET YOUR OWN PIZZA!"
"HEY! It wouldn't be Miz-K 100, without you and me, right?"
"I'LL WORRY ABOUT THAT, AFTER I KILL YOU!"
Seina and Mayura gasped, as Seina was relieved, "PHEW! I'm glad I didn't die in this one."
Mayura whispered, "By the way… I poisoned your slice."
"YOU WHAAAAAAAA-?"
She gagged and then collapsed on the table, motionless and dead. Mayura smirked, "I was kidding. It's just bacon and pineapple."
Seina moaned, "That's not funny… I hated Canadian bacon. Who puts bacon in a pizza?"
Mayura giggled, as she did a Jazz Hands motion, "FAKE OUT~!"
She gingerly got up, as Emily turned to June, who was having a cheese slice. She said, "You were amazing, June. You're an awesome drummer, like your Mum."
June smiled, "Thanks. It's the Dunn in me."
They suddenly blushed at each other, and then Emily giggled, "Oh, please. I'm just happy to have you as a friend, since we're daughters of famous mothers."
June said, "Thanks. You wanna join me for a slice?"
Emily sat by her and said, "Sure. Anything for my buddy."
June whispered to herself, "Phew… Glad she didn't kiss me."
Emily thought, "Phew… For a minute, I thought she wanted to hold my hand. I knew she's not the kind of girl."
Archer approached Kandy, as Kandy was admiring the music of After School Tea Time. He called to Kandy, "Kandy! KANDY!"
He screamed, "KANDY!"
Kandy shouted at him, "WHAAAAAAAAT?"
Archer laughed, as he pointed at the stage, "Curry and rice, Kandy Robot."
The girls played "Curry Nochi Rice", as Cucumber waved to the 4th wall.
"Seriously, we're done. Roll credits. Thanks for reading!"
Yui sang the opening lyrics, as it cuts to the night sky, shooting fireworks from atop the auditorium. A figure of Miz-K Takase was in the starry sky, as he winked to the audience (i.e. you).
"Farewell, folks. See you in the next 100! Until then…"
He bellowed, "What can YOU say?"
He faded away, as the party continued on.
The End
Written by:
Peter Giese
Michelle Nevins
Produced by:
Jerome "Cucumber" Holowitz
Directed by:
Bubby Nougat
Starring
Miz-K Takase
Executive Producer:
Miz-K Takase (a.k.a. THE AUTHOR)
Cucumber, in his home, watched the entire story, on TV, as he was amazed.
The entire fic was merely for show, created by the people that made it possible.
"Holy… shit! THAT WAS AWESOME!" He cheered on.
RING! RING!
The telephone rang, as it was Miz-K Takase. He called to his partner.
(Cucumber): Hello? Holowitz residence… Jerry speaking.
(Miz-K): Hey, Cucumber, buddy. Jerry, my main man! Well, we did it! And who would've guessed that Giese and Nevins decided to write the story for us…
(Cucumber): Yeah, who would've thunk it? Not me. I did all the casting and the catering, and it wasn't easy. Mimi Tachikawa wanted work, so I did all that for her.
(Miz-K): That's nice. Anyway, how's Season 6 coming along? I figured we need to up the ante, but by adding MORE new stories. The ball is in our court!
(Cucumber): Ball?!
(Miz-K): Yeah, I'll handle the Tales of the Bizarre and the next Maiden Universe story, and you take the Yuki-Haruka-verse. How's that? I'm telling you… after that break from writing, by the both of us… we deserve more writing. I never felt so alive! I mean, we spared NO expense, since the story cost us $250 a day… an extra $50 for the rental of the auditorium. Plus, the music was awesome!
(Cucumber): HEY! Miz-K!
(Miz-K): What?
(Cucumber): Get your checkbook ready… I got more plans that will blow you away.
(Miz-K): What?! Please, Jerry, I can handle 100. Don't make me retire, too soon, before 150.
(Cucumber chuckles)
Meanwhile…
(In a dark room, a man in a black robe, addresses to Seina Katsura)
(The man reveals to be Dent, with a dark red full face mask, who is a zombie)
Dent is Cucumber's arch-villain that he killed, long ago, in 1999.
(Dent): I WILL HAVE MY unemployment on YOU, Seina Katsura!
(Seina): Huh?
(Dent, pointing at Seina): You are hereby BANISHED FOREVER from the Council of WeWinForEvil!
(Seina): WHY?
(Dent): Your plan, on Mimi Tachikawa… You failed to kill Miz-K and Cucumber! He knew all about our evil plans, and YOU stood by and watched!
(Seina was confused)
(Seina lets out a smile and giggle)
(Seina): Oops?
Happy 100th fan fics!
Acknowledged, Miz-K!
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