(Singer): In the world of drama and surprise…
(Robotnik): It's shit!
(Robotnik does a scene, which is unsanitary)
Cucumber was in his office, as he was having leftover cheese and pineapple pizza, from the party. He turned to the 4th wall and said, "I am Jerry Holowitz… and this… is my dinner…"
He smiled and said, "Hey, nice Heavy Weapons Guy impersonation, huh? Anyway, readers, welcome to the "Miz-K Takase 100th Fan Fic Special's BONUS Chapter Edition"! This is a special bonus chapter, featuring scenes and deleted scenes from the story you just saw. To make things more interesting, I'd humbly like to apologize to those that own the rights to some of the shit we do. I mean, come on. I dream of being voiced by Nolan North, more than Paul Rugg. The guy's a voice actor's dream, and he did TF2. Anyway, we'll show you what you missed, what you didn't see, and what you were expecting, which is wrong for this site or too raunchy, bloody, violent, and/or confusing. Keeping in mind, we PROMISE to continue the fanfics from writing, including Miss Mimi Tachikawa, who, apparently, is in the SPOILER ALERT Mode! Hint-hint.
So! Settle back and relax, and watch the special look at the Miz-K 100th Fan Fic party, including deleted scenes, bonus footage, and bloopers. Okay, NO bloopers. It was live. Plus, it was nice to see Bubby Nougat in person. By the way, remember Rocko's Modern Life? Try figuring out what the name Bubby Nougat came from. The guy's pushing 50, but he's still bursting with flavor. Enjoy, readers, because YOU may not like what you see…
I mean, seriously! YA MISSED IT! Or, you must've skipped a couple of chapters, along the way, which was 4 chapters long, but who the fuck cares? Stay brief. And DON'T keep your hands to yourself! You know what I mean…"
So funny, I forgot to laugh…
Cucumber smiled, "Okay, reader. I'm done. Play the BONUS Chapter… … … NOW!"
Miz-K Takase 100th Fanfic Special
BONUS Edition
The first scene starts at the party's pre-rituals. Cucumber was busy writing down numerous invites in the mail, writing whose who and what's what.
"Hey, look at me!" He said to the audience, "I'm the first sketch."
He continued writing, as he piled up the invites. One invite toppled down and went into the trashcan. It belonged to a Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog.
In Mobius, a blue spiky hedgehog, in red hi-tops, shivered a bit, saying, "I don't know… It feels like that something bad will happen to me."
He jumped around, hitting Robots, and freeing animals. He halted and gasped, "HUH? Could it be that-?"
A Robot killed him, as he falls to the bottom of the screen, losing a life.
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The BattleVan stopped at a diner, as Mizuki said, "Well, since we may not make the banquet, how about a snack?"
Peter cheered, "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
He dashed out and grabbed all the food from the diner's tables, and even paid for the food. He rushed back in, with boxes of chicken, beef, turkey, and soups. Heather asked, "What? No crackers?"
Peter smiled, "I'll be back in a flash."
He zipped off and grabbed all the food from the convenient store, next door, and said, with his hands full of food, "Put it on The Gang's tab, care of Percival Gaynes."
Mizuki said, "Uh, Percival's not our manager, anymore…"
"Exactly…" He smirked evilly.
Mizuki smiled and said, "Oh. Okay."
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The shadowy figure was waiting in line, as she was in her cowboy hat and long pink hair. She said to the patrons, "Hey, how long before the bomb shop closes? I need a powerful item that needs to blow one up."
One of the customers said, "BONK!"
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(At Butters' house)
(Stephen Stotch): Butters! You are grounded!
BANG!
(Stephen is shot in the head, dead)
(RED Sniper): DOMINATED, you miniature delinquent!
(Linda): STEPHEN!
(RED Sniper): Ahh, piss.
(Linda, to Butters): YOU'RE GROUNDED, BUTTERS!
STAB!
(Linda is backstabbed by the RED Spy)
(RED Spy): I'm afraid not!
(Butters, freaked out): AH, HAMBURGERS! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Butters run away)
(RED Spy): All in a day's work.
(RED Sniper): Thanks, mate.
(RED Spy): Was there ever any doubt?
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Yui was strumming on her guitar, and suddenly began to swing her arm around, again and again, playing the same chord, wildly. Archer appears, as he yelled, "HEY, BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN! KEEP IT DOWN!"
He rubbed his left ear, and moaned, "Mawp! Mawp, Mawp!"
His tinnitus was acting up, again; even with the quietest sounds, like Yui's Gita.
"Sorry about that, Mr. Archer," she smiled.
He grumbled, "Yeah, don't do that again."
Yui turned on the speaker and hit a power chord. Archer screamed, as the huge vibration hit his ears, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
At the table, Lana Kane was smirking, "HAH! Asshole."
Cyril complained, "Well, Yui did it, first."
"I wasn't talking about her."
"Cheezy Petes!"
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The BattleVan parked at a gas station, as Heather put in a tank of Premium Gas. Peter asked her, "You're not using Natural Gas?"
Heather snuffed, "If I wanna fart, I would go see Clarence."
Mizuki said, as she was behind the wheel, "Not too much, now. We cannot afford to lose any more time."
Heather smiled, "I know what I'm doing! You think I'm stupid?"
"Think?" Peter asked.
Heather finished the gas, as Mizuki started the ignition. Heather shouted, as she left to pay the cashier, "NOT SO FAST! You craaaazy, you…"
She huffed off, as Peter smirked, "Nice one, Joe Besser."
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(Britain was cleaning a chimney, with his mop)
(Britain falls in the chimney, stuck tight)
(Britain, in chimney): OH, Bollocks! Here I am, cleaning the chimney, and in the name of Margret Thatcher's thigh bones, I'm stuck tight! Look at this black soot. Where's Sealand, when you need him? This is so insufferable… I have to get out of this, and quick!
(Britain pulls tightly, but to no avail)
(Britain): I BLAME FRANCE FOR THIS! WHY DIDN'T I TURN DOWN THE MEETING, IF THERE WAS AN EMERGENCY? Wait a tick… Whose chimney is this, and why is it so small?
BLAM!
(A Robot Fist pops out, destroying the chimney)
(Chorus): Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
(A giant chrome robot appears)
(Britain shrieks in horror)
(Seina appears from the door)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills Britain)
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(Butters was hiding in his room, as Stephen approaches the door)
(Stephen): BUTTERS! What are you doing?
(Butters): Oh, hi, Dad.
(Stephen): DON'T you "Hi, Dad!" ME! Butters, how many times do I tell you that-?
BOOM!
(Stephen combusts, spontaneously, with a laser)
(Butters): WAAAAAAAGH!
(Above in space, two Konata Izumi clones, from "Wishful Miyuki-Chan", were aboard the cockpit)
(Konata Alien 1): Target destroyed, your Excellency.
(The chair turns around, revealing to be Eric Cartman)
(Cartman): Yes… Next target: Kyle. Set a course to Kyle Broflovski's house.
(Konata Alien 2): Yes, sir.
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(Clarence prances along a rainbow road)
(Clarence): La, la, la-la-la-la
la, la, la-la-la
laaaa, la, la-la-la-la
la, la, la-la-la-!
THWACK!
(A Toad smacks him in the skull with a Red Shell)
(Toad): SHUT UP!
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(Ritsu starts playing the drums)
(Ritsu): 1! 2! 3! 4!
(Ritsu hits the toms, as Makie was sent flying out of her chair)
SMASH!
(Makie): AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…
(Ritsu): dafuq…
(Mio): What just happened?
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Emmitt was walking down the hallway, as he looked for Mikoto Suo's room. He approached the door, as Mikoto, in her white tank top and panties, woke up from her bed, and yelped, "WHO'S THERE?"
She crept to the door, as Emmitt was trotting along. She shivered, as she trembled, "Panty thief… He came back…"
She stopped breathing and froze in place. Emmitt went past her door, as Mikoto tried to hold her pose, for a long time. After 3 minutes, Emmitt left. Mikoto moved again, as she smiled, "How wonderful… And here I thought that he'd come for my-."
She turned around and froze white. She was shocked to see Emmitt, in her dresser drawer, wearing her bra on his head. He held up a sign that says "I'm not here for your panties, tonight".
He then smiled and chirped, "Derp."
Mikoto shrieked in bloody terror, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
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(Chichi was outside Gohan's room, angered)
(Chichi): Who does Gohan think he is, running away, after trying to do his homework? I swear to god, I've had it with my husband's training him! At this rate, he'll become a two-bit punk, like him! Seriously, from now on, Gohan is staying home, studying all day and all night! No one is going to make a thug out of my boy and not become a scholar! I'd like to see Goku sweet talk his way out of this! NO EXCUSES and NO EXCEPTIONS! Gohan needs to STUDY, STUDY, STUD-!
BLAM!
(A robot fist appears, destroying the floor)
(Chorus): Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
(Seina's robot appears again)
(Chichi shrieks in fright)
(Seina appears from the door)
(Seina): Your son needs exercise and studying! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF GOOD PARENTING!
BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBL!
BOOM!
(Seina kills Chichi)
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Mayura approached Kandy, as she asked her, "Hey, robot girl…"
"Yeah?" Kandy asked.
"Do you get your breasts to grow, or are they fake?"
"You mean like through age?"
"Yeah. I mean, you say that your hair grows, after cutting, right?"
"Oh, that. Daddy made me what I am, after Sophie. I am made of delicate hair, which can grow through a special skin substance; even through strands of artificial hair. I am also human-like, since I can laugh, I can cry, and I can even make some witty remarks. Plus, I swear on occasions, whenever I'm mad."
Mayura shivered, "So, in other words… Bite my tongue?"
Kandy glared at her, "What do you think, Hot Percival Masturbator?"
Mayura fell in a THUD, as she sobbed, "Please stop calling me that! I'm not a masturbator!"
Kandy winked, "I was just kidding~!"
Mayura growled, "OH!"
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Michelle was sitting by Setsuna, as she asked her, "Hey, Setsuna, right? Just concerned, since you are like me… Are you and Konoka-?"
Setsuna replied, holding her sword, "NO! Konoka and I aren't gay!"
Michelle barked, "I wasn't say that you're gay! I meant are you and Konoka tag team partners in wrestling?"
Setsuna said, "Oh, you're thinking of The Usos. No, we're not. But still, try to keep this a secret…"
She whispered to her ear, as Michelle was disgusted. Setsuna blushed completely, as Michelle growled, holding her cellphone up. She called Joanna.
At Miami, Joanna, still with a fever, was waiting for a phone call. She thought, "I wonder if Michi or Sis will call me… Boy, they should tell me what happened at the party, tonight… I wonder why she never visits me, during my illness? Oh, well… At least she'll have a great big party…"
Her phone rang, as Aunt Lana called to her, "Joanna, it's Miss Nevins."
She grabbed the phone, and cheered, "MY MICHI-CHAN~!"
She growled, as she was annoyed, "Huh? Setsuna Sakurazaki? Oh, that's easy… Lesbian, to the very end. Why do you think she is smitten for Konoka Konoe? Why do you ask? Uh-huh? I see… If she says that, quickly, you know she's lying… Now, don't call me, until you have news about your friends! I expect pictures from you and your friends, along the way~. Oh… Okay… I hope they'll make it. Oh, and can you tell Emily that I'll be rooting for her?"
Michelle, via phone, grumbled, "What's with you and this Emily bloke?"
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Beth approaches Jeric and Ivy, in their strollers, as Beth giggled at them, "Tin! Tin chiren!"
Heather pulled her away, as she scolded, "No, no, Bethany. No need to annoy your cousins. They're very gentle."
Beth whined, "Mommy! Wah duh tin!"
"Huh?"
"Wah dah du-win! Wha-dat?"
"Oh, you mean twins? Well, they are from Farra's tummy, and she had two kids, for some reason. Though, I am not sure who has the musical talent, out of those two."
"You think so, Mom?" June asked, "When this is over, can we test them?"
"You try to annoy them, and you're grounded, young lady!" Heather scolded, "You cannot play music at 1-year old newborns!"
June pouted, "I wasn't…"
Beth laughed, "Brat!"
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The BattleVan stopped, as Mizuki growled, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Peter asked, "Something wrong?"
Mizuki sobbed, "The engine died down! IT'S NOT FAIR! AND I FIXED IT, TOO!"
Heather asked, "UH, have you tried choking it?"
She pressed the button, as the engine started to sputter and shake. The van started moving again, as Mizuki sighed, "Oh, for heaven's sake… Why didn't you say it, before?"
Heather blushed, as Mizuki said, "Oh… Then disregard my question, then…"
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Dan was in his motel, as he got three letters. One was from Chris and Elise. They were on vacation to Pago Pago. And Dan wasn't invited. He then looked at the second letter, which was his electric bill. He grumbled, "Figures. Always the first of the month… Might as well."
The third letter was from Hub Network, as he opened it. He was shocked by the letter.
"NO WAY!" He screamed.
"Dear Dan,
We regret to inform you that "Dan Vs." has been up for renewal of a third season… but we decided not to, thus we're canning your show. We wish you best of luck on your future endeavors.
Signed, Hub Network Board of Directors"
He growled, as he was beet red in anger. "CANCELLED?! ME?! THE FOWL FIENDS OF CORPORATE GLAMOUR!"
He roared to the heavens, at the top of his lungs:
"HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUB NETWORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK!"
Dan vs.
Hub Network
By the way, Cucumber forgot to invite him, too.
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(Coach Z was by the piano)
(Coach Z): Hey-ho, it's the Coach Z! It's time for me to play pianner!
(Coach Z hits a key)
(Piano): G.
(Coach Z hits another key)
(Piano): G.
(Coach Z hits another key)
(Piano): It's still a G, moron! It's not gonna change anything!
(Coach Z): Oh, yeah? Well, wartch this?
(Coach Z rapidly hits the keys on the piano, with his long arms)
(Coach Z stops)
(Piano): *sigh* You're an ass…
BLAM!
(A huge robot fist appears, destroying the piano)
(Chorus): Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
(Seina's robot appears again)
(Seina appears from the doors)
(Seina suddenly gasps in shock)
(Coach Z's head is impaled with a piece of wood, face-first, killing him)
(Seina, o.s., runs off)
(Chorus): Oh, shit!
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Mizuki was sleeping in her seat, as Heather asks Peter, "Hey, Big Guy… Do you know the difference between a tuna can and Ricky Williams?"
"No, what?"
She sobbed in sadness, "There's no Dolphins in tuna!"
She wept, as Peter said, comforting her, "There, there… It's okay. You were making a funny joke."
Heather snuffed, as she sniffled, "Well, why didn't it make me laugh?"
Mizuki groaned, as she was snoozing, "Maybe it's because the tuna is dolphin-free, and Ricky Williams is an EX-Dolphin."
Heather bawled loudly, as Peter shouted, "NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! And also, I don't get it."
"WHAT DID I DO? AW, SHUT UP!" Mizuki yelled.
Peter yelled at Mizuki, "DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP, YOU UNCARING JESTER!"
"OH, YOU BASTARD! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME?"
"WELL, FUCK YOU, THEN!"
"OH, YEAH?"
"YEAH!"
They growled at each other, for five seconds, until they held each other and kissed each other on the lips, apologizing to each other.
"Sorry…"
"I'm sorry…"
Heather was still bawling, still upset of the joke she made.
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(Stephen Stotch looked around, as he and Linda were with Butters)
(Stephen): Nothing, now?
(Linda): Well, we might as well…
(Butters): I'm sorry…
(Stephen): Butters… You're a sweet kid. You're our favorite son, despite that you do wrong things.
(Butters): Well, boy howdy, Dad, I'm… I'm just a little curious over a lot of things.
(Stephen): Aw, that's my boy. Anyway, Butters… You're-!
POOT!
(A huge foot crushes both Butters' parents)
Miz-K note: A shout-out to Monty Python!
(Butters): WHAT WAS THAT FOR?
(Cucumber's Serious Voice): We don't give two shits about your parents.
(Cucumber's Childish Voice): YEAH! Who said that you get praised, and then grounded?
(Butters growls)
(Butters): Aw, god dammit! How come everything happens to me, no matter where I go?
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Farra was in the bathroom, removing her blue sweater. Yakumo peeked inside the stall, seeing Farra removing her bra, with her hair flowing down her chest. She then said, "I hope their gone… No one's watching…"
She held her chest and fondled a bit. She blushed, as she felt her firmness and said, "Mmm… These puppies are still firmer than ever… Oh…"
She continued to squeeze, as Yakumo was blue in the forehead, listening on. She thought, as she trembled, "Has Miss Stevens become a fetish to her own D-Cup size?"
Minutes later, Farra stepped out and felt relaxed. Yakumo looked in the mirror and said, removing her shirt, "If it feels fine, I'll do it, too."
She felt her bare chest and squeezed her breasts lightly, moaning in pleasure.
SMASH!
Rino Rando, in an officer attire, busted out of the stall and shouted, "STAHP RIGHT THERE!"
Yakumo shrieked in horror, covering her breasts.
Miz-K Note: Shout-out to Smosh for the Officer Anous bit.
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Sam was on the stage, as he held up a top hat. He spoke, "And now, with pure prestidigitation, I shall pull a rabbit out of my hat."
He removed his sleeves, as Mickey snuffed, "This is familiar."
Sam chanted, "Nothing up my sleeve…
Playboy bunny
or Easter Wabbit
produce in my hat
a fluffy white rabbit
Maaaaaaagic~!"
He pulled it out, showing Eri Sawachika, in white bunny ears and a revealing white attire. She winked, "Hey, honey… Anything you say, I will listen…"
She gave a kissing gesture, as Sam shivered, "At least my rabbit is bigger than Chibi Tenma Bunny."
Chibi Tenma Bunny sobbed, munching on a carrot, "NO FAIR!"
Sam held Eri, as she bowed, "Wanna hang out, honey?"
Sam smiled, "Don't mind if I do…"
They walked together, as Mickey sighed, "Some brothers get all the luck, with a gynoid bunny girl…"
Tenma Bunny said to the audience, "Now here's something we hope you'll really like!"
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"HEY, DOCTOR!" RED Heavy called out, "WHERE IS LINE?"
RED Medic growled, "UGH! Is zere a point to your life?"
He was blocked by a fat man with a red shirt and pants. He snuffed, "Hey, baldy! You suck! You're a sucky fatso, who eats foods, all the time!"
He jeered at him, as Heavy growled, "You never… NEVER… make me angry."
He did a gun gesture, as the fat man chuckled, "OH, what, you're going to shoot me? HO-HO! Look at the fatso cowboy! Giddy up, you cellulite poser!"
He cackled at him, as Heavy shot at him, in a gun gesture, "POW!"
BOOM!
The man is killed by Heavy's gun taunt. He laughed, "HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAA! Oh, that slaps me on the knee!"
Medic chuckled, "Good work!"
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Miranda was on a podium, outside the auditorium. Nick called to her, "You ready, Mira?"
Miranda smiled, as she gave the thumbs-up. She then spoke in a Cockney accent, "Ladies and gentlemen of Miz-K Takase 100 fan fics… I'M AFRAID I GOT SOME BAD NEWS!"
Nick laughed, "Excellent. Keep it up!"
Miranda started to banter and rant, as Kazuto watched on, in the window, "Please. I can make slander, like that."
Yagi huffed, "You always make speeches. You are the President of Earth."
Kazuto smiled, "Yeah, but I don't impersonate WWE Superstars, unlike Hulk Hogan or Bret Hart."
Yagi laughed, "You crack me up, little buddy."
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Yui strums on Gita, playing loudly and fast. As she continued to strum, Tomo appeared, angrily. She was on all-fours, as she howled like a dog. Yui gasped, as she said to her guitar, "Gita, I didn't know you make dogs cry…"
Tomo whined, "AROOOOOOOOOO!"
Yui batted her head with a newspaper and shouted, "BAD! BAD DOGGIE!"
She scampered off, as Yui smiled, "Good thinking, Gita…"
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Mayura approached Ayaka Yukihiro, as she was in awe over her bust size. Ayaka asked, "Hello. What can I do for you?"
Mayura giggled, "You're so cute…"
Ayaka giggled, "Thanks. You know, I have a massager on my breasts, to make it more round and soft. I have her, right now, in case you need it. She's over there, by the girls in Kevlar vests."
Mayura approached Lara, Subaru, and Akane, as she thought, "Imagine… I can have breasts the size and firmness of Ayaka Yukihiro's… Kanade Jinguji will freak out, when I get big boobs… and Percival will finally date me."
Mayura asked, "Oh, Miss? Miss, which one of you is the girl that does Ayaka's breasts?"
Lara growled, "Huh? What are you doing here, gringo?"
Akane barked, "Who are you calling in breast augmentations?"
Mayura giggled, "Oh, sorry… Which one of you helped Ayaka Yukihiro?"
Akane said, "Oh, that would be Mikage. Hey, Mikage-Chan!"
Subaru turned around and said, "YeeeeeeEEESSS~?"
Cucumber NOTE: Subaru is given a Frank Nelson crossed with Seth Rollins.
Mayura gasped, "YOU'RE the massager of big breasts?"
Subaru explained, "Well, who do you think I am in this Kevlar, Seth Rollins?"
Mayura stated, "Yeah, but… Miss Yukihiro told me that you're an expert in firming your boobs to be bigger…"
Subaru scoffed, "Puh-lease! I did Lara's breasts, too, and she's standing right here, you know. People are sensitive with their breast sizes… Panty and Stocking were invited, but they didn't come, for some reason."
Mayura barked, "Well, enough with the jokes! Can you give me a massage, after the party?"
Lara and Akane winked to Subaru, as she giggled, "Pa-GYUUUUUUUUUUUU! Well, aren't we a plucky one, you know. I can pencil you in for Monday at 6pm. Now, we must increase that B-cup of yours. Uh… What size do you want: C, D, E, or H?"
Mayura scoffed, "What do you mean "H"? I'm not that picky, going to H."
Akane taunted at her, "REMEMBER, YOU SAID IT, WE DIDN'T!"
Mayura roared, "NOW CUT THAT OUT!"
She huffed, "I didn't ask for a joke… I ask for big breasts, like yours…"
Lara whispered to her ear, as Subaru smiled, "WeeEEEELL~! Then maybe we'll give you the Shield Treatment, to increase your breasts, for the moment… before my appointment."
Mayura asked what the Shield Treatment is. Lara roared in anger, as Subaru and Akane picked her up. Mayura pleaded, "WAIT! LET ME THINK IT OVER!"
They lifted her in the air, and then they slammed her through a table with a Triple Powerbomb, with Mayura's chest and back sore. Her breasts started to pulsate a bit, as Subaru smiled, "This will give you the perfect size, until the swelling goes away. Monday, right?"
Lara barked, "Disbanded or not, Lara believes in Shield! Believe that!"
They did a Shield gesture, holding their fists out, as Mayura was out cold. Ayaka huffed, as she smirked in arrogance, "Loser. She's like Makie… So dumb and stupid…"
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At the parking lot, Mike was parking his car in a handicapped zone. He then opened the door, letting out Ray Gilette, who was in a wheelchair. He griped, as he was rolling off, "KRIEGER DIDN'T HAVE TO SHUT OFF MY BIONIC LEGS!"
Mike barked, "Cut it out! Dr. Krieger will fix them, after the party. I'll remind him to do that."
Ray sighed, "I hope you know what you're doing… I'm sick of the wheelchair gimmick. I mean, after Season 5, I didn't end up in a wheelchair. But I did flirt with Slater."
Mike stated, "You have got to get a boyfriend."
Ray said, "Oh, please… I'm still ready for the market. I'm not sure when…"
He rolled away, as Mike said, "We need a Bionic Legs Rule on this."
He entered the entranceway, as Krieger was shocked to see him. "Oh, my goodness! Ray, I'm so sorry! Didn't mean to shut off your legs."
"Well, I was invited to Miz-K's 100th Fan Fic Party! WHY DIDN'T YOU DO THAT?"
"I DIDN'T KNOW! I was busy in the lab!"
Mike huffed, "Listen, doctor. You reactivate his legs, and do it now, or I'll run you in."
Krieger sighed, "Fine. But no snapping off at me. Funny how bionics work."
He held up a remote and reactivated his legs, with a press of a button. Ray sat up, as he moaned, "Go Herd."
Kreiger smiled, "So?"
Ray said, "Thank you. Now, shall we have this party? Plus, I'd like to meet my The Gang equal, who is also gay."
Mike stated, "That would be Michelle Nevins…"
Ray gasped, "A LESBIAN?! Dukes…"
Mike said, "Ha."
Ray concluded, "Well… All forms of gay, I guess."
Krieger asked, "Oh, hey, can I borrow your wheelchair? Archer told me to try something."
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Outside the dressing room, Chachamaru was putting her makeup on, as Ropponmatsu 1 was brushing her hair. Ropponmatsu 1 removed her head and began to brush her purple hair. Chachamaru turned to her and asked, "Excuse me, Unit 1. But why and how do you brush your cute hair, while headless?"
R-1 replied, "It is all practice, and days of working as a headless robot, during mid-season jobs. Since Excel Saga ended, my sister and I have learned how to adjust our functions, without sight, without having to short out. Plus, our heads are usually screwed on, mostly. We have perfect limbs to connect."
R-2 brushed and fluffed Chacha's hair, as she smiled, "You have cute hair, Chachamaru~!"
Chachamaru replied, "I'm like that, since my creator made me this way."
R-1 smiled, as she held her head tight, "My master created me, as a robotic beauty, with such hotness. You look like a child, by the way."
Chachamaru said, "13 years old, built this way…"
R-2 smiled, "Built like a pre-teen, that's me~! I am like 7-years old, and a cute little woman body… all for beauty. But I act like an adult."
Chachamaru said, as she adjusted her hair back, "If that is the case, shall we become pen pals, through electronic mailing systems."
R-1, with her head back on, giggled to Chachamaru, as she blushed, "Friend…"
She held her hand, as Chachamaru smiled back.
R-2 said in a cheerful manner, "OH, WOW~! I don't know if I can be delighted or repulsed by this moment?"
(Kandy, in thought bubble): Try irritably sickened…
Miz-K Note: Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho.Gynoids is the "Cwaziest" people… Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho…
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Glenn Quagmire, in his red shirt and pants, was in a private room, as he saw two girls in pink uniforms. One had long black hair, and the other had long brown hair and glasses. He went closer to them, as Sakaki blushed, "Oh."
Yomi asked, "Oh, you. You're the guy that makes out with the ladies."
Quagmire said, "Oh, you know me. Just hanging with you two ladies… You two are such hotness… Azumanga Daioh – Episode 4?"
Sakaki turned away, as Yomi smirked in a sultry pose, "Lemme guess… You want to have us?"
Glenn jerked his head and said, "Giggity-Giggity~!"
Yomi smirked, "How about I set you up with five Maidens for Hire, in a FREE trial? As long as you behave…"
Quagmire snickered, "Why not? I'm not used to robot girls, but hey, a hot fox is a hot girl. Giggity-giggity~! Aw, right~!"
Sakaki asked, "Uh… You wouldn't be having a sexy version of me, right?"
Quagmire said, "Hey, I don't care. I'm no pervert. You have Pleasure Mode in your Maidens. Sign me up for a FREE trial. Besides, Mittens needs feeding, and I needed to have my home spic and span. But NO sex! I'm saving that for my guests."
Yomi winked to the 4th wall, "Who better than Quagmire~?"
But then… Rino Rando, in her officer suit, aimed a pistol at Quagmire. She shouted, "STAHP RIGHT THERE, PERVERT!"
Quagmire gasped in horror, as Sakaki grinned, "Oh, my."
Someone snitched, I'll bet… I'm pointing at Sakaki.
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Meanwhile, backstage, Seina was peeking behind the curtain, as she saw Steven preparing his guitar. She sighed and said, "Oh… What a nice man… I wish she wasn't married."
She fawned over her, as June was practicing the drums. She gasped, "NO WAY! June Nevins is a drummer? Oh, right… She's the daughter of the famous drummer… and she's married, too."
June started to drum in perfect tempo, as she cheered, "LOOK AT ME! I'm like Mommy!"
Seina walked off, as she still had Steven in her heart. She whimpered, "No matter where I go, my love is all broken…"
She then imagined Kandy with Steven.
(Kandy): Oh, Sexy Steven~!
(Steven C & Kandy kiss)
(Seina appears)
(Seina): SEINA GOD POWER!
BOOOOOOOOOOOM!
(Seina kills Kandy, but inadvertently kills Steven C, also)
(Both Steven C & Kandy's corpses fall, as Seina is shocked)
(Seina): Oops.
Seina banged her head on the pole, as she shrieked, "NO! I CAN'T DO THAT! WHAT IF I KILL HIM, IN THE PROCESS? BAD IDEA! BAD! BAD!"
June barked, "What the hell is wrong with you, Miss Seina?"
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(Stephen is with Butters)
(Stephen looks around)
(Stephen): Okay… No problems or interruptions?
(Linda): Stephen, dear, it's fine. No one's around.
(Butters): Uh, wouldn't it be better if I know I am grounded?
(Stephen): NO! Butters, we have to make this right. Our parenting is awesome! We're not much awesome, but we're good. But we have to do this right, so you have to understand.
(Butters): Yeah, but sometimes you didn't understand what and how I did it! Besides, wasn't the reason I got grounded was because of stupid things I did?
(Linda): Yes, I think he made a good point.
(Stephen): You're right, dear… But, no. We have to do this right. NO explosions, NO feet, and NO bullet kills. It's safe now… so…
(Butters): Fire when ready, Dad. I can take it.
(Stephen clears his throat)
(Stephen): Butters! You're grou-!
(Butters): BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG!
(Butters fires his lazer at his parents)
Miz-K Note: Shoop da Whoop!
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(Robotnik starts to fire at broken robot girls, in the trash piles)
(Robotnik): I DON'T REMEMBER PROGRAMMING YOU TO BEAT ME!
(Robotnik growls)
(Hikari Adult Robot): WHAT ARE YOU DOING, EGGMAN?
(Robotnik): I always HATE it, when my PINGAS gets singed…
(Hikari Adult Robot): Well, maybe you need… some comfort…
(Hikari Robot rubs on Robotnik's shoulders)
(Robotnik grumbles and seethes)
(Robotnik): Gabaoh… yaaaaaaaah… *incoherent* FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
(Hikari Adult Robot): Sorry we're not pleasure models, but our master insists on comforting you, you hot egg belly guy… in many ways you'll imagine.
(Robotnik): Whaaaaaat? Hmm… What have you got?
(Hikari Adult Robot whispers into Robotnik's ear)
(Robotnik): NO!
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Michelle is hiding in a tree, as she spots Setsuna and Konoka, by another tree. She then said, "Perfect…"
Setsuna said to Konoka, "Listen… I know it's been ages, since the whole-."
Konoka giggled, "Oh, See-Chan… Let's kiss. I know that Negima has ended, and we did get married."
"Uh, but that's not how-."
Setsuna and Konoka started making out, kissing and rubbing their hips to each other, kissing passionately. Michelle took a picture on her cellphone, as she sent it to Joanna.
Back in Joanna's house, still sick, she was snoozing in her bed, with a magazine in her hand. She got a beep on her phone. She picked it up and said, "Huh? A text from Michi-Chan~!"
She smiled, as she read the text. But then was flabbergasted, as she saw Setsuna and Konoka's picture, making out in a dirty way. Joanna grumbled, "If I had ways off making carnal pleasures, I will…"
Michelle got a reply, which was from Joanna. Michelle was shocked, as she got the message.
"KNOCK! IT! OFF! And leave me alone!"
Michelle growled, "I was just making a point. Why won't she believe me?"
Joanna was in bed, as she was under the covers. She sulked, as she was furious, "Fucking lesbos! I could care less about Setsuna Sakurazaki, the lesbian swordsgirl. And I thought I'm the hot and sexy lesbian. I mean, look at them… flat girls…"
She is referring to their flat chests.
"Not as flat as my Michi…"
Michelle grumbled, as she felt a chill, "Why do I have the feeling that Joanna was insulting me?"
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One day, in Melonman Land, it was time for Melon Custard.
(Four Melonmen ran to the kitchen, cheering for some custard)
(The Melonmen arrived, with huge bowls of Deadpool Melon Custard)
(Theme Song): Oooooooooooooooh! Deadpool~! Deadpool!
(Red Melonman): Chimichangas!
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Eri was busy building Mecha Rinrins, as Rinrin said, in her lab coat, "Thanks again for the maintenance routines in my Mecha Rinrins."
Eri smiled, "No problem."
The Mecha Rinrins were reactivated, as Rinrin asked, "Uh, are you sure you know what you're doing, since you're from Maidens for Hire?"
Eri then led the Mecha Rinrins, marching like toy soldiers. She cheered, "FORWARD! MARCH!"
Rinrin cried "WAIT! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
Eri laughed, "Ha-HA! I HAVE NO IDEA!"
They marched off, as Rinrin pondered, "Wonder what she's up to?"
The Mecha Rinrins continue to march, as Eri was running a parade of robots. She smirked, as she was happy, "I have a hunch that Harima will love to meet them. Seriously, Whiskers and I never met Rinrin's robots, before…"
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(Homer Simpson was pounding on the countertop, wanting his food)
(Homer): Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito! Where's my burrito!
SLAM!
(Homer): OW!
(Homer gets slammed with a huge spatula)
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(Mario is driving his kart)
(Mario): Player, if you need instructions on how to win at Mario Kart 8, check out the enclosed instruction book.
(Mario pauses, while driving)
CRASH!
(Mario's kart is totaled)
(Mario): MAMA F(BEEP)ER!
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Randy Marsh, all inebriated, is being dragged into a police car, by Rein & Sayuri, dressed in police uniforms.
"WHAT? You ladies can't do this to me! I thought this was America! I'm sorry! You girls are in America! I'm sorry, I thought this was America!" Randy slurred, as Sayuri was annoyed.
Rein barked, "Shut up, stifle, and put a lid on it, rumpot!"
Sayuri said, "Didn't Kaori met with her, before?"
Kaori, in her police uniform, with long black hair, was confronting Sheila Broflovski. She complained that drunken people in fanfics should not be allow, as long as they are in a healthy environment. Kaori then barked, "Well, you should've thought of that, before you planned to kill Terrance and Phillip, thus producing Hell on Earth with Satan and Saddam Hussein! YES, I know it was just a movie, but think what would happen if it really happened in real life!"
Sheila barked, "This is why America is being soiled by bad reputations! This is, in fact, why disgusting filth on TV should not be airing!"
Kaori smirked, "How come I see your show, producing stuff, like poop, piss, vomit, sweat, blood, and even c(BEEP)?"
Sheila complained, "THAT was the Stotch's boy's fault! He should've NOT used his stuff onto other people!"
"Ma'am! You need to calm down!"
"It's disgusting and degrading, and it should be-."
Kaori shouted, at the top of her lungs, holding up a pistol, "BULLSHIT!"
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Kaori kept shooting at Sheila, killing her in the chest, head, and stomach. Kaori stopped firing, as Kyle's Mom fell dead. She then said, "Rest easy, South Park. I got that Hell Producer off the streets, for good!"
Rein slammed the police car's doors, as Randy cried out, "WHAT? WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU?"
Rein called out, "Hey, Kaori! Izumi! Kaori Izumi! Wasn't that overkill?"
Kaori said, "Nope. Just that people don't listen to her, anymore…"
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Steven Cooke was preparing for his speech about Miz-K, as June gave him a small gift. She said, "Here. I got you something, for this occasion. I hope you like it."
Steven smiled, "Thanks, Junebug. And don't worry. Your mother will come, soon."
June walked off, as Mario introduced Steven C, "And now, the guy who put the ass in Cass County, the lead singer of The Gang, and all-around douchebag, Steven Cooke!"
The crowd cheers, as Steven C ran to the podium. He then cheered, "What is up, homies?"
He then said, "Hey, kids, good to see you."
And that was the introduction to Steven Cooke, which wasn't added in the story.
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Mai Otsuka, sitting motionless, was being tested by technicians. One of them opened her stomach panel, fixing her circuitry.
"Gee, I never thought we'd use her for the interviews. Isn't she under a lot of stress?" One technician said.
The second technician, who was brushing her hair, said, "Well, we had to make use of it. After all, in all of the fanfics she was featured in, the Mai Otsuka Magical Mannequin was in them all. I mean, she walks and talks, just like a real girl; plus, she does her Magical Mai routine, too. Flawless."
"I hope you're right. But she's been malfunctioning, a lot."
"Still, let's keep using her, making sure she doesn't break down."
"Right. We have to make this prototype useful. Plus, make sure she's at Update 1.47. We've had a lot of problems with her speech patterns, lately."
They continued to work on her, as they changed her out of her uniform. One technician reached into her back panel and tweaked her gears. She spoke, as she jerked back, a bit, "Tee-hee. That tickles. Tee-hee. That tickles."
The technician said, "At least her touch sensors are working properly."
Mai beeped, as she smiled, "Tee-hee. That tickles."
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Yui strums her guitar, as she looked around. She then said, "Nobody there."
She started to strum wildly, making random chords, as someone was dancing in the backstage area. It was Luigi, dancing to the chords of Yui.
"Mario~! It's Yui's music from K-On! Everything's different!" Luigi cheered, "There's tea and cake, and there are turtles everywhere!"
Mario huffed, "Luigi… I've been a plumber for nearly 30 years. Do you believe I have heard of anime in my career? I was created by a Japanese guy, and during my downtime, I eat a whole plate of pasta and pizza… all the time… … … …without a napkin."
"But Mario…"
"THIS is all in your head…"
BONK!
Mio bonked Yui in the head, "KNOCK IT OFF! Should we get back to practicing?"
Yui sobbed, "Sorry…"
Luigi asked, "But Mario… What about Mio?"
Mario smiled, "Meh. She has the same panties as Farra's… except they are darker blue stripes. I can tell… I snuck into her drawer, one night, when she paused the Super Mario Bros Wii U game, and had to go to the bathroom."
Luigi smiled, "Oh. Okay. Mario, should I stop dancing, now?"
Mario huffed, "Eh, Luigi?"
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Minutes later, Mai was in rehearsal, for the interview. Mai then said, "The start of Maidens for Hire, was in 2013… for me, it was a Tuesday… File 20F7 not found…"
She started to shake and smoke from her body, "Corozona mahgura… Maiden Special… ERROR! Malfunction!"
She shook her head really fast, as she was speaking in a high-pitched mannerism.
BOOM!
Her head exploded, as it flew to her lap. She slurred, "My Mai… magicaaaaaal… drrrrrrrr…"
The first technician growled, "Oh, NOT AGAIN!"
The second technician said, "Well, back to the drawing board."
Miz-K NOTE: Mai Otsuka IS a robot. She's programmable to be Hanai's back-up, without any hassles. Don't believe me? Hey, what can I say?
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Tenma was finished with her speech, as she met up with the Chibi Tenma Bunny. She asked, "Oh… A Tenma Bunny, and in miniature size…"
Chibi Tenma winked, "Hi, Honey… At last we meet."
She lifted her up and said, "Oh, how adorable. Why, we could see a Tenma Bunny II, or a newer story to it."
Chibi Tenma giggled, as she was waving her arms around, "Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Yakumo and I loved to be here, Tenma."
Tenma said, "Oh, right. Sis created you… I think."
She held up her huge carrot and asked, "Wanna carrot, honey?"
Tenma smiled, "Oh, boy!"
She took the carrot, as Chibi Tenma went to her shoulders. She took a bite, as Tenma giggled, "Anything you say, I will listen, Bunny."
Chibi Tenma said to the 4th wall, "Now here's something we hope you'll really like."
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Archer whispered to Miranda, "Hey, Maynard…"
Miranda was across the way, a couple seats down, in the guests of honor table. He then called, "Hey, Maynard… Maynard! MAYNARD!"
BONK!
Yomi gave Archer a double chop to the head, as she barked, "SHUT UP!"
Miranda waved to them, "Thank you! That joke was getting old."
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(Makie): He felt bad about me being a failure at being Makie, so he figured to use them – Payback is a virtue.
(Ayaka): NO! It's Payback is a bitch! Makie, once again, fails at being Makie!
(Makie, to Ayaka): Hey, fuck you, skank!
(Ayaka, to Makie, angrily): You wanna piece of me, bitch?
(Makie and Ayaka were 3 feet apart, in their chairs)
(Makie and Ayaka growl at each other)
(Director): CUT! Someone separate them!
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Kuon is walking down the hallway, as she changed into the form of Kanade Jinguji. She then said, in Kanade's voice, "I want my own fan fic, you know…"
She went to Kanade's seat and gave her a small invite, addressed to Akito, her escort. It was a small white envelope, with a heart on it. She left, as Akito read the note.
"Dear Akito Sohma,
I love you, baby… I am a member of the Jinguji Conglomerate, while you're just the head of the Sohma Clan. Perhaps we can work something out, honey.
Exquisitely yours, Kanade."
Akito sat up and barked, "Kuon Ginga, I know this was your handwriting!"
Kuon called from far away, "No, it's not!"
Akito sat back down and said, "Yes, it is…"
Kuon called, "Noope!"
Somehow, Akito & Kanade are just friends.
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(Makie & Ayaka continue to claw at each other, as security tried to pry them away)
(Makie): Blonde c(BEEP)!
(Ayaka): USELESS SKANK!
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(Stephen, rattled up, scolds Butters)
(Stephen): Just… go to your room, Butters.
(Butters leaves)
(Butters): Aw, hamburgers…
(Linda, stressed out): Phew! At least he knows when he's grounded.
(Stephen): DO NOT NAG ME, LINDA! We've had a bad day, today…
(Stephen smiles in joy)
(Stephen): But at long last, Butters is finally-.
SMASH!
(Rino Rando busts the door down, with a pistol in hand)
(Rino): STAHP RIGHT THERE!
(Stephen, angrily): NOOOOOOOOOO! I DIDN'T SAY "YOU'RE GROUNDED"!
(Rino): Well, you should've kept your mouth shut, you underclass father of the year!
(Linda): Hey, wait! You're not a police officer! You're just a kid-!
(Stephen): LINDA, NO!
(Rino aims her gun at the Stotches)
(Rino): BULLSHIT!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
(Rino fires her gun at Linda and Stephen, killing them)
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(The Hikari Robots comfort Robotnik)
(Dawn appears, as Robotnik was being massaged)
(Robotnik): Oh, baby.
(Dawn): That'll be $85.
(Robotnik): Well… We ALL love a good PINGAS joke.
(The Hikari Robots kiss him, as they walked away)
(Dawn): NO money, NO service. Besides, if you kept them, that hedgehog might kill them. We're a NO Hedgehog Zone!
(Robotnik laughs evilly)
(Dawn): No need to worry. We'll have you a FREE trial service in Mobius, away from the Hedgehog… down in WPCA.
(Robotnik): What's the FREE service?
(Dawn): Jenny-Trons and Joy-Bots, all day long, for the next thirty days. The Jennies will be your bodyguards.
(Robotniks): And the Joys?
(Dawn): That's to nurse your hedgehog scars.
SPLUT!
(Dawn gets hit with a pie)
(Robotnik): I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!
(Dawn): Is that a NO?
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(Farra dances to Gangham Style)
(Farra): Op! Op, Op, Op! Super Gang-Ham Style~!
Farra continues to dance, as Michelle tackled her down. Michelle cried, "AW, HELL NAW!"
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(Mickey): I'm gonna blow this building to shreds!
(Mickey coats an abandoned building with TNT)
(Sam): It's maaaaaagic~!
(Mickey): ALRIGHT! HERE I GO!
(Mickey pushes the plunger down)
(No explosion)
(Sam): You bought duds.
(Steve, from Minecraft, appears)
(Steve): Hi, guys! Can I join you guys? Huh, huh?
(Mickey): NO! We're busy. Go away!
(Steve leaves)
(Steve): Ohhhh-kay…
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The BattleVan was parked by a huge building, as Mizuki said, "We're blocks away from the party. Plus, I don't make head to tails on this auditorium… All I see is black smoke in the night sky."
Heather asked, "Let's ask directions. Maybe we can get through this night sky."
Mizuki said, "Naw, too long. We'll have to take the highway."
They drove off, as Peter groaned, "What, no stops?"
Mizuki said, "You want that banquet, do you?"
Peter said, "Oh, yeah, I do."
Mizuki huffed, "Then, shaddup!"
She continued driving, as Peter sighed, "Well, the sooner we get there, the better. I'm starving!"
The BattleVan arrived at the freeway, only to be stopped by a huge traffic.
They all growled, "AW, COME ON!"
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At the Dippin' Pockets Hotel, Bubby was reading through the evil woman's room, full of paper and trash. He then read a small portfolio of the woman's hatred for Miz-K Takase. He read that this woman was shunned and neglected, due to busier times.
Bubby said, "I feel bad for the girl… But why the hell is she hell-bent on killing Miz-K?"
He then spotted a picture of Mimi Tachikawa, posing in a leaf green swimsuit, in the middle of Palutena Beach. He then thought, "Dear god. Is this some sort of self-impressed pervert?"
He put the picture in his pocket and said, "Well, I better call Jerry, when I give him the time."
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At the interview room, Panty was rubbing her frontal hip area, as Stocking griped, "EW! PANTY! NOT IN PUBLIC!"
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Wataru, in the interview room, then winked, "Not a problem. We got about twelve sisters, working in the Robot Clone Department."
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Yui winked, as she held her guitar, "Gita is precious to me~!"
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Nodoka blushed, as she was nervous, "Uh… What were we talking about, again? I forgot what to say."
The Interviewer said, "Yeah, well, we were talking about your roles in the Negima Fan Fics."
Nodoka smiled, "Oh, then, I'll be glad to."
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Eimi continued, "And Asahi's was the episode with the man that couldn't sleep, because he'll die by a sultry woman… OH, NO! That's not it. I get it, now! Asahi's favorite episode was the Eye of the Beholder, and that one with Jessica Simpson in it. Reboots, feh. She always pictured herself as one. Oh, uh, Taishi's was the Talking Tina one… Minami's favorite was the second Bill Mumy one, with the toy telephone, and then there was that episode, with robots taking over the factory, after that man fired everyone, replacing people with automation, only to be replaced, himself. So classic. The Gang, on the other hand, they had heavy favorites… In fact, Percival and Steven Nevins' favorite was the movie, which spawned headlines. Plus, I liked how they ended Kick the Can, instead of the adults being kids, forever. Think about it. Farra's was the episode Two, with Charles Bronson and that woman from Bewitched. Heather's was the episode, which the four people smuggled gold, only to sleep for 100 years… Peter's was The Obsolete Man. Loved Burgress Meredith in this one. WAK, WAK, WAK! Penguin in Batman series. Let's see… Who else? OH! Steven Cooke said his favorite was the one with Art Carney, as a drunk Santa Claus. Classic! SO CLASSIC!"
Miz-K NOTE: She NEVER shut up…
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The Tenma Bunny was munching on her carrot, as Mimi was being strolled to the ambulance. She waved to her, "Bye-bye!"
She continued to munch, as Eri Bunny appeared, "Time to go home, child…"
Tenma Bunny giggled, "Yippee! Sequel, maybe?"
Eri Bunny cradled the miniature rabbit robot, "Someday, child… Someday…"
They walked together, as Chibi Tenma whined, "Aw, no pizza?"
"We don't eat. Just the carrots we earn."
"Right."
The door shut, as Cucumber looked by the door. He asked, "Uh, seriously? Is that robot the mother?"
Cucumber was in the table, as the auditorium was empty. He said, "Well, folks. That's all there is, people. In any case, we had a lot of fun. I'm in the empty party arena, and we'll be doing it again, real soon. Readers, pay attention. This will happen again, in about 5 years… Maybe we'll see MORE Miz-K fics, coming soon."
He sat up, as he said, "And, oh, yes… One more thing, remember to read and review, any time at all…"
He left the arena, as the janitors were cleaning the place. As they were cleaning the place, a lone picture of a masked man in a dark red mask, Dent, was on the floor. His voice bellowed.
"YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME, Jerry Holowitz! I WILL HAVE MY-!"
The picture was thrown away, as they rolled the trashcan off.
(Stephen Stotch was in bandages)
(Butters was worried)
(Stephen): Butters…
(Butters): Oh, I know…
(Butters walked off to his room)
(Linda, bandaged up): See?
(Stephen): Never again, honey… Never again…
(Silence is made)
(Stephen): … … …I hate this job.
VRROOOOOOOM!
(A streetcar runs over the Stotches)
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(Chibi Tenma Bunny is in the stage)
(Chibi Tenma): Join us again, honey!
And just so we're leading…
Anything you say, I will say…
Thanks for reading~!