So, while i was writing chapter two, i accidentally wrote chapter three, so here it is, hope you like it.

I don't own harry potter, universe or character.

Remember to Wash Behind Your Ears

"Baff time now? Me aww yucky," Severus asked.

"Of course, let us move to your quarters to get you two washed up," Albus said, eyes twinkling with a smile that stretched across his lips.

Each of the adults picked up one of the two nearly identical boys and headed for the potion master's living quarters so that they could get cleaned up. As Albus went to run their bath water, Minerva helped the little boys undress until both were in their undershorts.

"Alright boys, now would you like separate baths, or to have it together?" Minerva questioned after she had an elf take their dirty clothes away to be washed.

"Minew- Minew..." Harry trailed off, trying to figure out how to address his teacher when he couldn't say her name.

"Minnie?" Severus said in a soft voice.

"Yes you may call me Minnie," sighed the female professor, she just hoped she wouldn't regret giving them permission.

"Minnie-" Harry started.

"Can-"

"We-"

"Have-"

"Bath-"

"Together?" both boys said, giving her a puppy dog face each.

Albus had just re-entered the room, and chuckled lightly. Those two are going to end up causing more trouble than the Weasley twins.

"Of course you may," Minerva said, shaking her head, having the same thought that the headmaster was having.

"Yay!" Both boys cheered together, wriggling down from the bed and scurrying into the bathroom.

"Do either of you need any help with washing up?" Albus called out, his eyes twinkling with mirth.

"No dank you!" both boys chimed.

"Don't forget to wash behind your ears! And don't even think about splashing in there, you'll make everything slippery!" called Minerva, getting a bit anxious.

"Do relax my dear professor, they may look and act like they are little boys, but our Severus and Harry are the ones in control," Albus reassured the fretting woman.

"But what if they get soap in their eye? Or slip and hit their head? Or-or..." she trailed off, silently fretting.

"You needn't worry professor, I put a charm on the tub so that they won't get hurt if they slip and bump their head. And as I have said their older minds are in control, they have the antics of four year olds, they will be fine," Albus said, placing a firm but soothing hand on Minerva's shoulder.

"Alright, I'm trusting you on this Albus," she sighed, perching on the edge of Severus' bed.

In the bathroom, the two black haired boys had a wash cloth and were scrubbing each other's backs.

"Hawwy! That tickles!" Severus cried after the fifth time Harry's hand brushed his side.

"M'sowwy, m'almost done. Den we can wash ouw haiw," Harry replied, taking extra care to not touch his friend's side again.

After he finished washing Severus' back, he grabbed the bottle of shampoo and squeezed some into Severus' hair and some into his own. When Severus felt the cool liquid in his hair, he started lathering it into his locks, determined not to have greasy hair any longer. Opposite him, Harry was lathering and rinsing out his locks.

When both boys were washed, two towels appeared on the counter, and they both out and dried themselves. The boys gotting dressed with the clothing on the counter. Seeing that the pants were the same colour, they just pulled them on, but when it came to the shirts, each boy took their favourite colour, with Harry in green and Severus in red.

After dressing, both boys hurried out of the bathroom and announced that they were done. The one thought running through the adults' head was which one is which? Glancing at each other, the two professors realized their worst fear and their dream come true: they had the Weasley twins all over again!

Seeing the look that the two professors shared, Harry and Severus grinned at each other, this was going to be fun.