River Song is bold italics
Rose Tyler is italics
The TARDIS is bold
The Doctor asked me how long I'm going to stay with him… Forever. What else can I do, after this?
I think I beat you on that one.
Me too. I've married him.
Only because there are rules against him marrying me. He calls me Sexy.
He calls me sweetie. And he's saved my life more times than you can count.
He trusted me with the fate of the universe.
Me too. Let's just say we're equal.
What do you mean, he married you?
Well, it was a quite unique ceremony.
That happened in a timeline that no longer exists.
It's the thought that counts.
Definitely, since no one else can remember it. And he only did it so that you would know he wasn't dead.
He could have just told me. He didn't. He married me.
Who are you, anyway? I don't think the Doctor's cheating on me!
Oh, he isn't. He hasn't met me yet. Well, he has, but I wiped his memory. I had to so that the time streams wouldn't collapse, they're unstable enough as it is.
He's not cheating on you, he's cheating on me. I've known him longest.
You still haven't told me who you are!
You're Rose, the blonde one. One of the blonde ones. He really did care for you, but I really doubt you've got what Martha had. As much as he wishes you could have stayed, I don't think you'd be able to survive that year.
What do you mean? I'm staying with him forever!
This is why I don't tell them anything.
You still haven't told me who you are!
What's the most confusing response we can give?
BAD WOLF
Yep, that works.
AN: Thanks to GingerTyPerior for suggesting this one. R&R!