Mickey Smith is normal text
Rory Williams is italics
Rory? You still here? It seems we have a lot in common.
Really? Apart from our girlfriends/wives preferring the Doctor?
Yeah. You've met the autons, right?
I AM an auton. Kind of. I don't know anymore. I existed, and then I didn't, and then I existed but I was a Roman soldier that was actually an auton, and then I shot my wife, and then she wasn't dead and I guarded the Pandorica for 2000 years, and then the universe ended. And then I was real again.
Right...
Yeah, well, they made a copy of me to try and get Rose to tell her where the Doctor was. I was attacked by a rubbish bin.
That's a new one. I've been attacked by domes with whisks and sink plungers, men made of metal, Handbots, creatures you quite literally can't remember and monks with no heads, but I've never been attacked by a rubbish bin.
Thank you. I'll take that as a compliment.
Yes, well, both of us had our girlfriend/wife run away to travel with the Doctor, and been turned into plastic men or copied by them. Anything else that's similar between us?
I always get the job of explaining who we are to people. And Amy MIGHT have married King Henry VIII. Apparently, someone asked her something and she said yes.
Please tell me Rose hasn't married a French aristocrat or something.
For your sake, I hope not.
Oh wait, it's the Doctor that's fallen in love with one. All good.
She doesn't have frizzy blonde hair and call herself River Song, by any chance?
Noo...She's Madame de Pompadour.
Right. I think I'll leave you to it. Good luck with Rose.
Thanks. I think I'm getting somewhere, she's agreed to let me travel in the TARDIS now.
Good work! See you round.
Not literally. But see ya, Rory.
AN: Thanks to MysteryGal5 for suggesting this one. R&R!