(At an Alley)
Goatborg, who was somehow floating without the use of wings or rockets on his back, looked everywhere while using his robot eye to analyze the places nearby. When he didn't manage to find any life forms, or at least, any life forms that could pose a threat, he gestured the rest of the Animalborgs and Monsterborgs to keep going, flying deeper inside the alley as the borgs followed him.
Near the cyborgs was a metallic platform where a restrained Pigborg was held, the platform being pulled by Golden Retriever borg while the rest of the animal and monsterborgs were near it. Pigborg tried to break free, but the handcuffs were too strong.
Just then Deerborg stopped, having felt something, and turned around, only to feel being attracted to a magnet-mostly thanks to his metallic teeth-down a sewer. The sewer then closed and some punching and kicking was heard...upon which Deerborg came out perfectly fine.
On another block, an arm that looked like Soos-2's came out of another sewer, dropping some corncornos, a few popcorn and a magazine entitled "Obvious Trap". A nearby Chickenborg hovering around noticed the food and, ignoring the magazine, started to eat it, getting captured by the Soos-2 like hand afterwards.
When the borgs least expected it, the Resistance came out of their hiding spots and ambushed them, with the borgs taking a battle stance as Pacifica-2 walked to Golden Retrieverborg. However, Goatborg smirked as the girl approached the robot slave.
"Stop right there, Goldie!" ordered Pacifica-2.
The dog retaliated by using robotic hand like a sword and try to slash Pacifica-2 in two, the girl being saved by Mabel-2 grabbing her shirt with her grappling hook and pulling her away from the cyborg. "Pacifica, are you okay?" asked Mabel-2 as she removed her grappling hook from Pacifica-2's shirt.
"Yeah, but it looks like Goldie doesn't recognize me!" answered Pacifica-2 in a worried tone.
"Of course, just like Waddles before them." said Mabel-2, scratching her chin before she got an idea, whistling to Candy-2 so she would come, "That's it! If we can overwrite their evil programming, they will return to normal, or at least to the side of good."
Just then the girls jumped away from Goatborg, who striked by transforming his hand in a giant one, and hitting the ground. "I need some time to create something like that and a bit of DNA from the robot themselves, which will prove difficult since they attack us when we go near them." informed Candy-2 before feeling a presence, "What's that presence?"
From another alley, the reprogrammed Durloid and Blubbsbot appeared and started to attack the cyborgs, with Grenda-2 appearing afterwards. Strangely enough, they weren't better shots than the ones in McGucket's reign. "Grenda, I told you not to bring the Durloid and Blubbsbot with you!" scolded Candy-2, slapping the girl afterwards.
"I didn't, those things wanted to help us so bad, they broke free of their rooms and pushed me away." replied Grenda-2 before the duo turned to see the Durloid and Blubbsbot being quickly taken out, "Though they're not doing a good job at helping us, if you ask me."
With the cyborgs busy with the rest of the Resistance, Dipper-2 and Mabel-2 went to the captured Pigborg and broke his handcuffs and chains. "You're free buddy." said Dipper-2 as Pigborg took out his wings and flew up in the sky with the twins on his back.
He then pointed his shoulder cannon to the cyborgs, shooting an energy blasts that successfully stuns them! Realizing this, Candy-2 runs to Goatborg and grabs a piece of his fur, putting it inside a dna analyzer and leaving before the stun effect disappeared, the Animal and Monsterborgs having enough and deciding to flee and call it a day.
"They're escaping!" exclaimed Grenda-2 before starting to follow the cyborgs, being stopped by Candy-2.
"Grenda, leave them, we managed to do what we were tasked with: free Pigborg and get some DNA strands from the borgs." said Candy-2, doing her best to restrain Grenda-2, "We must go back to our base and see what we can do with the dna."
"But-"
"The faster we come back to the base, the faster we can build something to rewrite the evil programming and save us the trouble to fight them. You should at least realize that."
Thinking about it for a moment, Grenda-2 nodded in agreement and went to the bus, quickly finding that Mabel-2, Dipper-2 and Pigborg are not with them. "We'll catch up to you later guys, me and Dipper have to discuss something!" informed Mabel-2 as she, Dipper-2 and Pigborg got out of the alley.
"The bus is leaving and anything could happen, so let's just hope you know what you're doing!" said Grenda-2.
Giving the kids a single nod, the twins and Pigborg go to the alley while the kids went to the bus, which leaves immediately. On the shadows of another alley, two red eyes open and from there comes out Robbie-2, holding a fake arm that looks like Soos-2.
"I'll go see if the twins need some help with that plan of theirs." said Robbie-2 before throwing away the Soos-2 fake arm.
(Interrogation Room)
Old Man McGucket-2 was sitting on a chair at the other side of a room, with the other side being where Stan-2 and Soos-2 were watching him. "Look McGucket, just tell us where is your ex-wife, so we can save us and yourself a lot of trouble." said Stan-2, his patience starting to get lower and lower.
"I apologize, but I cannot say anything until that teenager friend of yours is here." replied Old Man McGucket-2, "Besides, what are you even doing here? Shouldn't you be at the Resistance, helping those kids get ready for their attack to my ex-wife's base?"
A moment of silence happened. "...He's got a point there, sir." agreed Soos-2.
Stan-2 and Soos-2 left just as a pair of guys holding a glass of sheet arrived. "And the mirror guys have arrived, I always llike these kind of guys." said Old Man McGucket-2 as the mirror was put on the window, "Now some peace before that teenager comes here and bothers me for information."
The door of the room opened and from there Wendy-2 appeared. "McGucket, I'm here to bother you for information!" sternly stated the teenager as she walked to the man.
"And I never saw this coming." scoffed McGucket-2, sarcasm dripping from his mouth.
"Tell me where's your ex-wife's house, or this bo staff will have a date with that thick skull of yours!" threatened Wendy-2, her bo staff pointing directly at Old Man McGucket-2.
The man, however, simply chuckled at the girl's suggestion, as if he wasn't even taking her seriously.
"You do realize that if you knock me out then, I might die and thus you won't be able to get to the house of my ex-wife, let alone know where it is? Besides, if my ex-wife knows about it, she could annihilate your pitiful Resistance with a snap of her fingers!" replied Old Man McGucket-2, Wendy-2 narrowing her look before growling at the man and moving her bo staff away from him, "Fine, I'll talk. She's on a penthouse on top of a hill, on top of a mountain, far away from this place."
"Good, now how do we get in?" asked Wendy-2, pointing her bo staff at the man, "And don't toy with me, McGucket. Needing you alive doesn't mean we need you conscious!"
"Actually, you definitely need me alive for that. And also conscious." answered Old Man McGucket-2, the teenager once again groaning as she moved her bo staff away from the man, "You see, she has a special identifier at the normal entrance. If any of the tests do not identify my, Conrad or her own's identity, then boom! You'll be destroyed like my pathetic former robot minions in an instant!"
Angered at what the man said, Wendy-2 stops to think about what he's referring. She cannot deny that he's right: one wrong move and everybody could die. But she also couldn't hit him with the bo staff, since it would also kill him if she's not careful.
Sighing, the girl realizes something. "I can't believe I'm saying, but you're right. I'll have to do quite possibly the most dangerous, and hardest, decision of my whole life."
(At the Resistance Base)
Candy-2 was doing something to the mechanic brain of the Robot Gremgoblin. Just then Pacifica-2, looking slightly worried, barged into the room and went to the girl. "Doctor Candy, have you seen Mabel lately?" asked Pacifica-2.
"She still hasn't return from the ambush to the animal and monsterborgs, but then again, the thing she and Dipper might be discussing could take a long time." answered Candy-2, solely focused on her work at the robot.
Then from the window, Pigborg and Mabel-2 arrived, but with no Dipper-2 in sight. This didn't stop Pacifica-2 from running to and hugging Mabel-2 as tightly as she could.
"Mabel, you're finally back!" shouted Pacifica-2 before releasing the girl, "You made me worried sick!...Wait, where's Dipper?"
Looking down and holding back her tears, Mabel-2 took a deep breath as Pigborg patted her back. "He was captured, and taken to Gucket's ex-wife's house." answered Mabel-2 in a sad tone, Pacifica-2 gasping in shock, "Luckily, Pigborg managed to rescue me before they took me too, but let's focus on the important. But let's focus on the important, did you manage to do anything with the dna?"
"Yes, Doctor Candy managed to make something that will surely overwrite the evil programming of the animal and monsterborgs." answered Pacifica-2, "However, she will not show us what she made until the sneak attack."
"That will prove to be useful." said a familiar teenage voice.
The team turned to see Wendy-2 with Old Man McGucket-2, who was wearing at least 5 restraining shirts, walk to the team. "You know, I may have been an evil dictator that conquered the city with an iron fist, but even I think putting me in this much restraining shirts is too much." complained Old Man McGucket-2 while Wendy-2 ignored him.
The Resistance gasped in shock and horror at seeing the evil dictator's face once again. "Of all the audacious and stupid things you have done, Wendy, this one makes everything else look like a joke!" exclaimed Pacifica-2 in anger.
"Look guys, I know bringing this pathetic excuse of a human being could prove to be...bad for the mission." replied Wendy-2.
"Dangerous!"
"Hazardous!"
"Catastrophic!"
"The opposite of beneficial!"
"Alright, I got it!" the teenage girl regained her composure before continuing, "But the old man told me that the only way to get inside is if we take him with us, everything else could end up in failure or our own deaths. So we're taking him with us, no matter if we want it or not."
"I have a bad feeling about this." said Mabel-2, eyeing the former dictator with a scowl.
"So do I, Mabel, so do I." Wendy-2 then turned to Candy-2, who finished and turned to the teenager, "Candy, have you managed to do anything with that thing?"
"Luckily, I managed to reprogram this to work as a transport for us during the sneak attack on the base." said Candy-2, walking down to the rest of the Resistance, "I also managed to make something that will overwrite the borgs evil programming, but I wanna save it for later, as Pacifica mentioned earlier."
"Good, me, Mabel and Gucket will go for the entrance while the rest plan a sneak attack on the main building." said Wendy-2, everybody nodding in agreement to the plan.
"Say, I don't think you're gonna listen, but I know of a way you can do a sneak attack on my wife." said Old Man McGucket-2, catching the attention of the rest of the Resistance, "Just go to the main building and climb like you were a giant monkey, she will probably never see it coming."
"How do we know you're not giving us false information, leading us to a trap or whatever so that your ex-wife can capture us and turn us into cyborgs?" asked Pacifica-2, giving the man a stern look.
"As long as I have my pizza with me, I will be on the side of good." explained Old Man McGucket-2, slightly leaning to his right to show Wendy-2 holding the pizza, "It's the pizza that the girl near me is holding, by the way."
Then Mabel-2 was shown enjoying a slice of pizza, stopping once she realize two important things: it could have brought Gucket-2 back to evil, and it wasn't his pizza. "If that pizza is yours, then who's pizza is this?" asked Mabel-2 with a worried look.
"Who the heck took my pizza!?" questioned Grenda-2, Mabel-2 taking a run for it.
(Mrs. McGucket Penthouse)
The divorced, Mrs. McGucket, Penthouse! On top of a hill! On top of a mountain! Far away from Gravity Falls!
"Good work Sev'Ral Timez." complimented the Lake Ranger-2, better known as Conrad-2.
"Now take a rest, I can see from your exhausted looks that you need it." told Conrad-2 to the members of Sev'Ral Timez, who left the studio and jumped through the window to the woods, "Now to see my mother."
Conrad-2 left the room and, with another door opening, asingle red eye turned on on the sillouethe that came outside, the foot that came out looking suspiciously like Dipper-2's...
(At the Entrance)
McGucket-2, Mabel-2 and Wendy-2 walked to the door, with the man stopping the girl from walking any further. "Let me handle this, there's not like you can do much anyway." told Old Man McGucket-2 to the girls.
The man then walked to a machine near the entrance, upon which his eyes were analyzed, then his tongue, then his hair, then some other parts of his body... "Why would she install all of this stuff?" asked Wendy-2 in shock.
"Back when we were married and loved to build stuff, she used to go a bit too far with her creations." replied Old Man McGucket-2 as his butt was analyzed by a machine, "Specially with identification devices, she just loved to go to the extreme with them."
"I'm gonna guess that explains the more extreme parts of this identification of yours?" asked Mabel-2 in disgust.
McGucket-2 had now some robots inside his nostrils and some moreon his beard, analyzing everything. "I have no idea what you're talking about, this was normal when we were married." replied Old Man McGucket-2, the robots leaving and the door opening afterwards, "There, now that I have been completely identified, we can go inside to the kitchen."
"Good, there we can formulate a tactic for our sneak attack while the rest of the Resistance gets here." said Wendy-2, following McGucket-2, "Then, when she least expects it, we'll attack and restrain her!"
"What? No, I'm hungry." replied Old Man McGucket-2, taking out his pizza from his shirt as the trio went inside, "And I don't plan on eating the only thing that's keeping me away from returning to the evil tyrant I was before. I mean really, use that thing called common sense!"
(Mrs. McGucket's Office Room)
Meanwhile, on another place more important than the last one, Conrad-2 arrived at the office, where from the shadows covering a desk appeared two eyes. Her mother's eyes. "So mom, may I ask you something?" asked Conrad-2 to his mother.
"Yes son, what do you wanna ask?" asked Mrs. McGucket-2.
"Why aren't you bothered by the organization known as "The Resistance"? You know, the ones who defeated dad?" asked Conrad-2, "I mean, they could potentially find out about what you did to the agents and-"
"Oh don't worry son." replied Mrs. McGucket-2, coming out of the shadows to show herself as Lazy Susan-2, with a Possumborg nearby polishing her nails, "It will be a long time before the Resistance can do anything against me, against you, and anything else associated with us."
"That doesn't really makes me more relaxed about their status, but I guess I can try. See you later mom."
The teenager left the room just as the trio arrived at the kitchen, Mabel-2 and Wendy-2 waiting for the chance to get the woman's attention while Old Man McGucket-2 was eating a bowl of cereal. "Okay, he's out." said Mabel-2, Wendy-2 immediately knocking down some plates to the floor.
The noise of the plates shattering caught the attention of Lazy Susan-2, who got off her desk with an annoyed expression on her face. "Oh great, if It's one of Conrad's girlfriends-" said Lazy Susan as she walked to the kitchen door.
Just then the kitchen's door was opened and Wendy-2 and Mabel-2 came out with their weapons at hand...while McGucket-2 simply walked while still eating his bowl of cereal. "Stop right there, Lazy Susan!"
"Hi, my rugged carpet of love." greeted Lazy Susan-2, referring to McGucket-2.
"Hello, my little pancake." said McGucket-2 with his mouth covered in food, referring to Lazy Susan-2, "I'm sorry that I couldn't get home, It's just that I was captured and imprisoned for my crimes against humanity and other stuff. But at least I'm home now, along with the rest of the family."
"It's sweet that you're still friendly with each other, even though you're divorced." said Mabel-2.
"Oh we never really divorced. We simply acted like we did." answered Lazy Susan-2, shocking both Mabel-2 and Wendy-2, "You see-"
"Save yourself the trouble of explaining why you acted like you were divorced, we don't have the time for that." interrupted Wendy-2, taking out some handcuffs as she continued, "For the kidnapping of the agents of the Gravity Falls Organization with Animal Agents, you're under arrest, Lazy Susan."
"I believe you will find that harder with my minions by my side." said Lazy Susan-2, Old Man McGucket-2 realizing what she meant and giving a worried frown in response.
"You and what army?" asked Wendy-2, narrowing his look.
"Oh, I'll be more than glad to answer that." answered Lazy Susan-2 before whistling.
The Animalborgs and Monsterborgs then reappeared, coming from the windows, the doors, and one out of the cereal Old Man McGucket-2 was eating, much to his disgust. "Seriously, I hate it when they come out of my food!" complained Old Man McGucket-2.
Surrounded by the borgs, Mabel-2 and Wendy-2 got ready to fight only for them to notice they're weapons had been taken. From the shadows, Dipper-2, now having a mechanical eye and part of his hat having become metallic, came out holding Wendy-2's bo staff. "Dipper!" exclaimed Wendy-2 in horror.
"First Waddles, and now my brother!?" asked Mabel-2 in disbelief.
And then another person came out of the shadows, this one being Robbie-2, who had Mabel-2's Grappling Hook. "Robbie!" exclaimed Wendy-2 in anger, "I knew there was something wrong with you, but I never believed you would be a traitor!"
"What can I say? The family's rather persuasive." replied Robbie-2 in a mocking tone.
The cyborgs, Dipper-2 and Robbie-2 guided the girls to their prison cell, Old Man McGucket-2 following them and being stopped by his wife as they left. "Where are you going? You're not part of the Resistance!"
"Yeah, but I had a change of heart when I got my pizza, and I got this one to replace it since I knew it would not last forever." said McGucket-2, taking out his pizza and giving it to Lazy Susan-2, "Here, I'll let you have it so you can try and have a change of heart too. Now, what do you wanna do while that happens?"
"I want to play something with you: let's play throw the darn pizza out of the window so that your evil will return!"
"Oh man, I hate that game! I mean literally the game is far too easy: You throw the pizza and I become evil again! And you are always the one to throw the pizza, I mean, can I at least try to throw it myself?"
"Well, if you insist."
"See? Now that is more fair."
The pizza was then throw through the window, McGucket-2 and Lazy Susan-2 watching as it fell to the ground, got run over by a truck, run over by Manotaurborgs and finally got struck by a meteorite, which then blew up into smitheeres. Bill Cipher-2 then arrived out of nowhere and teleported the remains with him, just to emphasize the fact that it was gone.
"No! What have you done?! You manipulated me into manipulating myself so I could throw the only thing that kept me on the side of good!" shouted McGucket-2 in horror...before changing to a bored look as he started to wait.
"Aren't you supposed to turn evil now?" asked Lazy Susan-2, confused at her husband's bored look.
"Yes, but it takes a while, go make yourself a sandwich if you want." getting a bored look, Lazy Susan-2 left her husband alone and went to the kitchen.
To Be Continued...