Clara Oswald is italics
The TARDIS is bold italics
11th Doctor is bold
I still don't know why I'm stuck here!
Information required?
Yes! Who are you, anyway?
Spoilers. He doesn't want me to talk to you.
River Song? Why doesn't the Doctor want me to talk with you?
Jealous? Worried what tricks we could play on him?
Not like I could actually do anything, while this stupid ship keeps me here!
Jealousy? Yes. Insults: common sign of jealousy.
What?
That's not River you're talking to, that's the TARDIS. And you're probably going to be stuck here for another hour for insulting her like that.
Why does this always happen to me?
AN: Thanks to the guest that suggested this one. I now have 16 ideas waiting, so please don't send me any more for a few days! R&R!