A/N: Okay so Sheldon has a plan and many of you probably can figure it out. Well maybe not but I think you are smart. He is going to start the ball rolling on that one. This chapter will be rated M because of some material there. Plus I have a little fun with this one. Hope you enjoy it. Remember I posted 2 today so if you didn't read chapter 15 you may want to go back and see how they got here.
I don't own it...it's Chuck and Bill we have to thank for that.
While Amy was at the pool, Sheldon called Leonard. He answered rather quickly.
"Hey Sheldon, how's your trip?"
"We're having a great time. How are things at home?"
"We are all good. Where are you guys?"
"We arrived at Mt. Rushmore about an hour ago. "
"I've never been there."
"We haven't either. That is why we decided to come."
"Well take lots of pictures. So is there another reason for your call or did you want to just to check in?"
"There is a couple of reasons. First, have you and Penny decided where you will live?"
"Actually we have. After much consideration we have decided to move to her place. I realized it wasn't fair to ask you to move. This was your place first. I am the one who proposed to Penny. If we want to live together we should get our own place. I have asked the landlord to put us on a waiting list for a 2 bedroom if one becomes available."
"Thank you Leonard. I really appreciate your consideration. Now for my second request. Do you think you could ask the group to consider coming to Disney World during the last week of our trip? We will be arriving around the 9th. We will be going to Universal Studios first and then onto Disney."
"I can ask them, but why?"
At that moment, Amy walked back into the room.
"I can't tell you right now, I'll call you back." And he hung up on him.
"Who were you talking to and what couldn't you tell them?" Amy asked. "I was getting worried when you didn't come down. I came up to check on you."
"I called Leonard to check in with them. He told me that Penny and he are going to move into her apartment and have been put on a waiting list for a bigger place."
"That's great. This means you don't have to kick him out. But what couldn't you tell him?"
"I can't tell you either."
"Why not?"
"Because I can't" Sheldon had a feeling this might be harder than he thought.
"Oh come on please." She put her arms around him.
"Nope not going to work."
"Are you sure?" She kissed his neck.
"You're not playing fair."
"So tell me." She slid her hands up his shirt.
Sheldon kissed her with passion. He slowly moved her to the bed. He took her top off and began fondling her breasts. She let out a moan while he continued. He removed her bottoms and began rubbing her. She moaned in pleasure and he inserted a finger in her. She began to arch and shutter. Soon she was screaming his name. Once she came down from her release, he positioned himself on top of her and slipped inside. They moved together in perfect sync. She once again began to moan as he thrust inside her. They soon found their release together and he slowly slid out of her and rolled next to her.
"That was amazing." She said to him a bit out of breath.
"You are a vixen, Dr. Fowler."
"Yes well you're not so bad yourself, Dr. Cooper." She had completely forgotten what she wanted to know from him.
They showered and decided to go out to dinner. They found a diner up the road from the hotel and figured it was as good as anything for dining. Sheldon ordered his normal Tuesday meal, a cheeseburger with cheese, lettuce, tomato and barbeque sauce on the side and a lemonade. Amy ordered a tuna sandwich and fries.
The first thing Amy noticed about the waitress was how attentive she was to Sheldon. She hardly paid any attention to her. It didn't seem to matter to her that they were clearly together as they were holding hands the entire time. Some women were like that though. The next thing Amy picked up on was how many times Sheldon's lemonade glass got refilled without even having to ask. Amy had to ask the waitress when she was bringing out Sheldon's third. This woman clearly didn't care if he had a girlfriend or not. The final issue was when the orders came out. Sheldon's was exactly right and he was thrilled but hers on the other hand was completely wrong. The waitress brought her a BLT with chips. That was the final straw. She had to say something.
"Excuse me, Jennifer." Amy said politely to her as she was walking away.
"Yes." She answered sweetly.
"This order is completely wrong."
"What do you mean? Did they put it on the wrong bread? That happens a lot. I would be more than happy to take it back and have it put right."
"No it's not just the bread, although that is wrong as well. I didn't order a BLT. I ordered a tuna sandwich with fries. Could you have mistaken this for another table's order?" She thought maybe there was a logical explanation, before thinking the worst of the waitress, especially since she had offered to take it back.
"I'm sure it's yours as that is what I wrote down on the slip." She pulled out her slip and showed it to Amy. Amy saw that the burger order was written perfectly but scratched underneath was BLT on white toasted with mayo.
"Well I clearly remember ordering a tuna sandwich. I would never order a BLT as I dislike tomatoes."
Sheldon had been watching the interaction. Clearly this waitress had gotten the order wrong. Sheldon heard Amy order tuna. She seemed to be handling the situation well so far.
"Listen lady, whether you think you remember or not, you ordered the BLT. I have it written down right here. I guess you will have to pick off the tomatoes." She said rudely.
"So what you are saying is I am wrong? I would order something I dislike and you couldn't possibly have mixed up the orders on your slip. I don't even remember seeing you write down my order. You clearly got my boyfriend's right so you must know something about waitressing."
"I don't get orders wrong. You ordered the BLT and that is what you got. Deal with it!"
Sheldon had heard enough. This woman clearly was trying to get Amy upset and he wasn't going to take it anymore. Nobody messed with his girlfriend.
"Excuse me, can I say something?" He interrupted.
"Yes, dear, is there something wrong with your order? I will be happy to take it back if I messed it up."
"You have got to be kidding me." Amy said.
"No my order is fine, thank you. However, my girlfriend ordered a tuna sandwich with fries and she does not have that in front of her."
"She ordered a BLT." The waitress corrected him.
"I have an eidetic memory, Jennifer, which means I remember everything. She hates tomatoes. Why would she order a sandwich with a main ingredient she hates? Now if you weren't so busy flirting with me in order to get a better tip, you may have gotten it correct. But since you did not write it down as Amy pointed out to you earlier, my guess is you just picked something off the menu to give her when you came out."
"Why would I flirt with you? You are clearly here with another woman."
"Oh, I may not be always good at picking up social cues, but in this case it was very clear what you were doing. So now that we have this all settled, I would like her to have her sandwich in front of her. And while you are back there correcting her order, I would like you to get your manager. I need to have a talk with them."
"Surely we don't need to bring him into this mess do we?" She tried again to flirt with Sheldon.
"Clearly you don't understand and now your listening skills are in question." He stopped a passing waitress. "Excuse me, Melissa." He said reading her name tag.
"Yes what can I do for you?" She said politely.
"I need to speak with your manager and Jennifer here doesn't seem to want to get him. Do you mind getting him for me?"
"Absolutely, sir." Melissa said smiling. She was clearly happy. This was not the first time Jennifer had pulled something with customers.
The manager came out and approached the table.
"Good evening sir. My name is Steve and I am the manager, you asked to speak with me. What can I do for you?"
"I would like to lodge a complaint about one of your waitresses." Sheldon said to him.
"Now which one was your waitress, Melissa or Jennifer?"
"Jennifer." Sheldon answered him.
"What did she do to upset you?" He asked him. He had a feeling he knew what was about to be said but wanted to hear it from this man's mouth.
"Well to begin with, her blatant flirting attempts to get a better tip, while I am clearly here with my beautiful girlfriend."
"I was not flirting!" Jennifer protested.
"Besides that," Sheldon continued, ignoring Jennifer's outburst. "Amy here ordered a tuna sandwich with lettuce and a side of fries. She was brought out a BLT. Amy hates tomatoes. When she pointed out the mistake, Jennifer told her she ordered the BLT. My order on the other hand was completely perfect. Mine was a very complicated order. So I want to know how one order which is very hard can be done so well, which by the way thank you kitchen for your reading skills, and hers which was actually quite simple, be done so completely wrong. I have also been given refills in a very timely matter while Amy had to ask to have hers refilled."
"Well I am sorry for any inconvenience that this has caused you Mr.?"
"It's Dr. Cooper." Sheldon answered him.
"Well yes, Dr. Cooper. I assure you this is not going to happen again in this diner." He looked at his waitress. "I'm sorry, Jennifer, but this is not the first time this week I have had this complaint lodged against you. You were given a warning about that type of behavior and told if it happened again we would have to let you go."
"You can't be serious? You are firing me? You really think I would flirt with this skinny excuse for a man. He's crazy! Who orders a cheeseburger with cheese on the side? And he's a doctor? I feel sorry for his patients."And with that she stormed out of the diner.
"I apologize Dr. Cooper and Ms.?"
"Dr. Fowler." Sheldon said.
"Two doctors? Wow! Again, I am really sorry and don't worry about the bill, it's on us. I will have Melissa here bring you out that tuna sandwich."
"Thank you sir." Sheldon said, shaking the man's hand.
Melissa was out within minutes with Amy's sandwich. The cooks had heard the disturbance and got right to work on the correct order. They had to do this more than once with Jennifer's orders. This was only the second complaint actually lodged though.
"I can't believe you did that" Amy smiled at Sheldon.
"We Texas men stick up for our women." He said to her.
"I don't think I could love you more than I do right now." She said to him. "I can't believe you recognized that she was flirting with you. I was ready to go all Nebraska on her."
Sheldon laughed.
"What? Penny taught me some things. How did you know she was flirting? You never saw when I would flirt with you."
"Oh I noticed it, I just ignored it for too long. And besides I told you my mind seems much clearer now." He smiled at her.
"Well I must say I like this new and improved Sheldon." She leaned over and kissed him. He didn't even protest that they were in public.
After they finished their meal, they went back to the hotel and Amy showed him just how appreciative she was of him.
A/N: I hope you liked it. I wanted to show how much Sheldon has grown since meeting Amy. He never would have recognized a woman flirting with him...remember Ramona? Anyway I am not sure how OOC he was because he would stick up for Amy. That is what those Texas men do.