Strax is bold
Madam Vastra is bold italics
Jenny Flint is italics


STRAX! What did I tell you about punishing the horses? It's not their fault your carriage got lost! That's, what, a dozen dead horses? And aren't the locals going to question the lasers?
I think that's several dozen, Jenny. The prison collapsed and the carriages on the scene were mysteriously caught in an explosion. And the professor escaped, too.
Strax, that is the LAST time you are getting near any grenades.
Madam, there appears to be a squadron of humans wrapped in bandages marching outside the house. Permission to reactivate lasers?
Dare I even ask what you set off inside of the Egyptian section of the museum?
Wait, did you say the prison collapsed and the professor escaped? What are we going to do?
Leave him to me. He is rather old, but I believe there is enough fat to make him palatable.
Yes, Madam. But surely we have to do something about the prison.
I am far more concerned about the runaway coaches. They are our fault also, it seems Strax has decided to punish all horses for the inability of one to navigate the city.
It is traditional that when a member of a squadron makes a mistake the entire unit is punished!
Not on Earth, Strax. And if you can get rid of the mummies, I'll deal with the coaches. And maybe even the prison.


AN: Thanks to The Wild West Pyro for suggesting this one. R&R!