Captain Jack Harkness is bold italics
Donna Noble is bold
Tegan Jovanka is normal text
THIS CHAPTER IS RATED M BECAUSE OF CAPTAIN JACK. READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Why, hello. Nice to meet you.
Is your name Jack, by any chance?
Yes, Donna. The Ginger Goddess.
Don't you dare. How did you find out about that, anyway?
My Doctor warned me about meeting you on here. And he hasn't even met you yet!
And who would you be?
Tegan Jovanka. Single, and glad to stay that way, thank you very much!
Why, Tegan, I'm sure I can change that ;-)
You are the only person I know who can turn a smiley face into an innuendo.
And I don't think 51st Century pheromones work across a door.
Would that be what's making me want to meet this Jack person.
Oh, s***, they do.
Either that, or your insurmountable curiosity, Mouth on Legs.
How are you doing that?
I read somewhere that he found a room full of security cameras.
Now, I am so desperate not to get changed anywhere in this place.
Don't worry, I've already seen enough.
CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESS, I AM GOING TO KILL YOU VERY SLOWLY FOR THE REST OF TIME!
AN: Thanks to BloodLily16 for suggesting this one. R&R!