Jack Harkness is bold
River Song is bold italics
Hi. Captain Jack Harkness. Nice to meet you.
Hello, Captain Jack Harkness. Nice to meet you, too.
And who might you be?
Doctor River Song. I'm an archaeologist. You're a con man, correct?
That's a bit unfair… I'm sure that at least one of my recent business ventures was legal.
Oh, Jack, don't you know that girls love the bad boys?
I have heard that… So who are you travelling with?
I'm a time travelling archaeologist. All of him, at some stage.
Right.…I'm with the ninth one. I think. Leather jacket and big ears.
Yes, that's nine… Well, actually, it's ten. I'm still trying to convince him that you can't just disown yourself.
Right… So one is actually two and two is actually three and three is actually four and four is actually five and five is actually six and six is actually seven and seven is actually eight and eight is actually nine and nine is actually ten?
No. He disowned number nine.
So everyone except for my version is numbered correctly? That was a waste of time.
I wouldn't call him your version. I would say he's Rose's version… Then again, ten (actually eleven) is Rose's version as well, so…
Oh well. You know who I mean. Any chance of meeting up for a drink? I know this great place…
I'm sure you do. But I'm sure you're busy at the moment.
I'm sure I can make time.
I'm not sure the Doctor can… If you ever get the chance, I stay at the Stormcage Containment Facility. Rubbish weather, actually. But if you ever feel like dropping in… Well, I'll be there. Unless I'm on holiday. You know, they really need to improve their security systems. I always seem to be breaking in, not out.
Right… I'm surprised the Doctor lets you travel with him, if you're in prison. Anyway… See you sometime, Doctor Song.
Likewise, my Captain.
AN: Yay! Computer working! If you have an idea to send in, now is a good time because my list is very short and I feel guilty for not posting anything recently so I'll be trying to work through it.
Thanks to kookieznkream for suggesting this one. R&R!