11th Doctor is bold
Amy Pond is italics
Seriously! Fish fingers and custard! Fish fingers, yes, custard, yes… but together?
Amy! Fish fingers and custard are cool! They taste really good!
Yeah, that's how I know you're an alien. No human would ever say that those two things go well together.
You've never tried them, have you?
…Maybe not. But just think about it! It's disgusting!
Amelia, Amelia. Don't ever judge anything before you've tried it. If you do, you'll always make mistakes. I'm sure that most of UNIT thought the Brig was mad hiring me as a scientific advisor, but it worked out well in the end!
Someone actually hired you? You? You, of all people, managed to get a job?
Yes I did. Not the best one, UNIT were always a bit trigger-happy. I've always wanted to work in a toy shop though- all those great little robots, the helicopters zooming around overhead…
You would be like a kid in a candy store! You'd be far too busy trying out products to sell anything. And you'd combine things that never should have been combined.
Oh, not fish fingers again. You aren't allowed to write anything else here until you've tried them. Understand?
Amy?
How does that even work?
They're nice, aren't they?
But...Fish fingers! And custard! They aren't supposed to go together!
Try not to judge anything by first impressions.
I still don't see how that actually works. Or that anyone in their right mind would stumble across such an idea.
I wasn't really in my right mind… In fact, I wasn't even really in my mind… Ah well. Let's get going, eh? Have you ever been to Venice? I hear it's lovely at this time of year…
AN: Thanks to amoscribens for suggesting this one. R&R!