A/N: Again, another edit because half the time I don't even edit my chapters. But it's alright because this is in textspeak :)
2. Potato Girl is an Evil Mastermind
titandestroyer started a new conversation with strategicpoint.
titandestroyer: thank god we can finally choose our own names now armin
titandestroyer: no more being hanji's favourite experiment!
strategicpoint: Technically Eren, you still are. Remember the spoons incident?
titandestroyer: shut up
titandestroyer: you know what i mean ;;
strategicpoint: ;)
strategicpoint: I wonder if the others have changed their names yet.
titandestroyer: yeah...but i really liked some of their names
titandestroyer: like jean's and levi's
strategicpoint: Yeah, I have to admit that Hanji came up with pretty awesome ones for theirs.
strategicpoint: I doubt they'll keep them though.
titandestroyer: too bad...
connieferous started a new conversation with potatoesashallots.
connieferous: yo sasha
connieferous: what are you planning to change your name to?
potatoesashallots: i dunno :O
potatoesashallots: i haven't decided yet...wbu?
connieferous: same with me...anything but connieferous though
potatoesashallots: LOL what's wrong with that?
potatoesashallots: it's not that bad
potatoesashallots: it has your name on it and isn't offending
connieferous: okay okay not as bad as jean's i guess
connieferous: but my name makes absolutely no sense
connieferous: i obviously don't look like a tree, right?
potatoesashallots: aoeigjapoieg
potatoesashallots: eogijaiqi4out[q0938
connieferous: what? what is it? don't tell me i actually look like a tree O.o
potatoesashallots: oh sorry i almost dropped my bread and i pressed a bunch of keys by accident :)
connieferous: *facepalm*
potatoesashallots: but that's not the point! i have a brilliant idea :]
connieferous: oh crap
connieferous: i'm kinda scared now
potatoesashallots: don't worry, you'll like this one
potatoesashallots: jean might just stay as jeanchevaljean if everything goes to plan ;)
connieferous: oh wow what
connieferous: i'm so in :D
potatoesashallots: it's a bit risky though...not sure if you can handle it...
connieferous: I'LL DO IT WOMAN! WHAT'S BETTER THAN JEANCHEVALJEAN
potatoesashallots: LOL okay then XD don't say i didn't warn you
potatoesashallots: and also, you're too short to look like a tree.
connieferous: ...
potatoesashallots started a new conversation with connieferous, jeanchevaljean and marcopolo.
potatoesashallots: hey guys what's up? so i just thought of this brilliant game to pass the time
jeanchevaljean: no potato girl
potatoesashallots: awww but you haven't even heard it yet :(
jeanchevaljean: the last game we played almost GOT ME KILLED
potatoesashallots: i promise it's 100% physically safe
marcopolo: Come on Jean, let's see what Sasha has to say. I'm all ears
connieferous: i'm listening too
potatoesashallots: cannot guarantee mental or emotional health though
marcopolo: ...
jeanchevaljean: whatever
jeanchevaljean: hurry up then
jeanchevaljean: i just wanna drop this stupid name as fast as i can
potatoesashallots: :D
potatoesashallots: okay so i thought
potatoesashallots: instead of changing our names to something plain and boring
potatoesashallots: i thought I'd make it a bit more interesting
marcopolo: What do you mean?
potatoesashallots: we come with nicknames for the others and ourselves to have
potatoesashallots: write them down on pieces of paper and put it in a hat, and then we'll draw
potatoesashallots: and that's the name we have to stick with
jeanchevaljean: i dunno...it seems kinda risky
jeanchevaljean: you guys are probably gonna make me keep jeanchevaljean
jeanchevaljean: and i don't wanna keep this stupid name
potatoesashallots: but we practically live in danger every single day!
potatoesashallots: what's so risky about this?
jeanchevaljean: :P
potatoesashallots: aww come on! don't you want a chance to give connie a really stupid name?
connieferous: hey!
jeanchevaljean: tempting...
jeanchevaljean: well if you put it that way...fine
potatoesashallots: YAY :D
potatoesashallots: okay, once you write it down on four slips of paper, give it to christa so we know that no one's cheating
potatoesashallots: sound good?
marcopolo: Yup.
connieferous: aye
jeanchevaljean: let the games begin
jeanchevaljean started a new conversation with potatoesashallots.
jeanchevaljean: so how much of a chance do you think connie will get the name i chose for him?
potatoesashallots: if everything goes to plan, 100% :)
mikasassasin started a new conversation with potatoesashallots.
mikasassasin: Sasha, can you quiet down?
mikasassasin: I can hear you all the way from my room.
potatoesashallots: oops sorry mikasa!
potatoesashallots: i'm just reading something really funny right now
mikasassasin: I can tell...
mikasassasin: You haven't changed your name yet?
potatoesashallots: oh don't worry, i'll be changing it soon :)
potatoesashallots: but see, i'm tricking some of the guys to keep their names, like jeanchevaljean. or to change it to ridiculous names
potatoesashallots: so i'm making ballots with their names on it so it's 100% guaranteed :)
mikasassasin: ...
mikasassasin: Can I come over and help?
potatoesashallots: absolutely! wanna bring some bread while you're at it?
potatoesashallots: okay so the results are in!
connieferous: sweet
jeanchevaljean: finally
jeanchevaljean: took you long enough slow potato
marcopolo: Just curious, how do we know it wasn't rigged?
potatoesashallots: no worries, i've got christa next to me to mediate
potatoesashallots: i'll add her on
potatoesashallots added hrgoddess to the conversation.
hrgoddess: Hey guys! It's me, Christa :)
marcopolo: Hi Christa!
marcopolo: Cool name! But what does it mean?
hrgoddess: Oh LOL...Ymir asked me to change it to this.
connieferous: cool...i get the goddess part
hrgoddess: *blushes*
connieferous: but what does hr stand for?
hrgoddess: Ummm...I don't know. Maybe Ymir just made it up. Who knows? I wouldn't know. Okay then, let's start the drawing now!
jeanchevaljean: okay then...
hrgoddess: Okay, so for Sasha...potatopotahto!
potatoesashallots: sweet! i like this one!
jeanchevaljean: typical
potatoesashallots changed her name to potatopotahto.
connieferous: what's up with you and your goddamn potatoes sasha...
hrgoddess: And for Marco...freckledjesus!
connieferous: LOL
marcopolo: Err what?
jeanchevaljean: everyone calls you freckled jesus behind your back marco
connieferous: don't worry, it's a good thing :)
potatopotahto: it means you're a really nice guy
potatopotahto: and have lots of freckles
marcopolo: If you say so...
marcopolo changed his name to freckledjesus.
hrgoddess: And now for Connie...fuzzypeaches!
connieferous: wait what
connieferous: what kind of a shit random name is that
jeanchevaljean: my shit name :D thanks sasha
potatopotahto: no prob jean :)
connieferous: WAIT WHAT
connieferous: you guys were fucking conspiring against me all along?!
jeanchevaljean: obviously i had to get revenge for you laughing about jeanchevaljean
jeanchevaljean: and now i can finally get rid of this name!
connieferous: WTF is up with fuzzy peaches?
jeanchevaljean: well
jeanchevaljean: your head looks and feels like fuzzy peaches XD
hrgoddess: Connie, change your name please :)
connieferous: shit
connieferous: you are so fucking dead kirschstein
connieferous changed his name to fuzzypeaches.
hrgoddess: Thanks. Finally for Jean...jeanchevaljean!
jeanchevaljean: YAY I
jeanchevaljean: what
jeanchevaljean: WHAT WHAT WHAT
fuzzypeaches: thought you were home safe didn't ya bastard
fuzzypeaches: guess who was planning this behind YOUR back the entire time
jeanchevaljean: what? SASHA!
potatopotahto: well at least you won't have to go through the hassle of changing your name :)
jeanchevaljean: no fuck this i'm changing my name and there's nothing you guys can do about it
freckledjesus: But then you'd be breaking your promise :(
potatopotahto: and if you even try, you know what's gonna happen to you?
hrgoddess: We're gonna make a huge ruckus outside Corporal Levi's room before throwing you into the room
potatopotahto: with manure on your head.
hrgoddess: You'll look worse than Jean Valjean did after 18 years of prison.
jeanchevaljean: christ...since when was christa scary O.O
jeanchevaljean: you've been hanging around ymir too much...
jeanchevaljean: but pssh you guys aren't strong enough to deal with me
fuzzypeaches: i'll join in, especially after giving me this shit name
fuzzypeaches: it's the least i can do for naming me after a sour candy
fuzzypeaches: A FREAKIN SOUR CANDY
potatopotahto added mikasassasin to the conversation.
mikasassasin: I'll join in too. I think it would be a great source of entertainment.
freckledjesus: Um Jean, you're kind of...
jeanchevaljean: alright alright i cave...no way i can win against mikasa :S
mikasassasin: :)
jeanchevaljean started a new conversation with fuzzypeaches.
jeanchevaljean: i can't believe sasha tricked the both of us
fuzzypeaches: i know...i didn't think she had it in her...
jeanchevaljean: ...
jeanchevaljean: truce and team up for revenge against the potato girl?
fuzzypeaches: let's do this.
strategicpoint started a new conversation with titandestroyer and mikasassasin.
strategicpoint: Hey guys, so apparently Jean is staying as jeanchevaljean. Any idea how that happened?
titandestroyer: what?!
titandestroyer: you're kidding me right?
strategicpoint: Nope. I heard him yelling about it because he was frustrated.
strategicpoint: Something about losing a game?
titandestroyer: oh well, jean's a crazy horseface anyway
titandestroyer: do you know something about it mikasa?
mikasassasin: Not too much. Just that Sasha tricked both Jean and Connie to get ridiculously silly names.
strategicpoint: What's Connie's?
mikasassasin: fuzzypeaches.
titandestroyer: HA that's priceless
titandestroyer: gotta make fun of him for that later :)
strategicpoint: I didn't know Sasha could be capable of that deceit.
strategicpoitn: That's kind of scary...
mikasassasin: Never underestimate Potato Girl.
Yes, never understimate Potato Girl, indeed.
Author's Note
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