A/N: Whoo it's been a long week! I would have updated sooner, but unfortunately biology and chem kidnapped me. *stick up a finger to quantum mechanics and biochem*
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Chapter 5: Christa's Sleepover
mikasassasin started a conversation with humanitystrongest.
mikasassasin: Hello, Corporal Levi.
humanitystrongest: Trying to provoke me again?
humanitystrongest: Not falling for it this time. I've already gotten my ear chewed out by Commander Erwin.
mikasassasin: No, I'm not.
humanitystrongest: Then what is it, brat?
mikasassasin: I'm offering a rematch for sometime in the future because we were rudely interrupted by the Commander.
mikasassasin: Not because I'm angry at you, but because a challenge should always be completed.
humanitystrongest: A sense of fulfilment, eh?
humanitystrongest: ...you got yourself a deal.
humanitystrongest: We'll battle after the restraining order is lifted.
mikasassasin: How long will that take?
humanitystrongest: It used to be two weeks, but it's been upped to four now, thanks to you.
mikasassasin: ...okay sir. I look forward to the battle.
hrgoddess started a conversation with ymirror, mikasassasin, potatopotahto, and lionheart.
hrgoddess: Hey guys! I was thinking of having an all-girls' sleepover before the start of the expedition. Just to lighten things up. Can we? Please?
ymirror: sure Christa :)
potatopotahto: OMG sleepover! i'll bring my baked potato chips!
mikasassasin: I'd rather sleep...but I suppose I'll come along
lionheart: I'm not going
lionheart: I don't see the point of sleepovers
potatopotahto: It's to have lots of fun
potatopotahto: And to make fun of the guys!
lionheart: Like we don't do that everyday...
lionheart: I still fail to see the point
ymirror started a conversation with lionheart.
ymirror: it's to make Christa happy
ymirror: you'd better come bitch
lionheart: What's to stop me from not coming?
ymirror: this.
lionheart: ...
lionheart: ...
lionheart: Fine you win this round, asshole
hrgoddess: Hello? Annie? Are you coming?
lionheart: I'll be there.
potatopotahto: Yay!
hrgoddess: :D
ymirror: :]
lionheart: ...
Several hours later...
hrgoddess: Umm guys?
hrgoddess: Change of plans...they heard about our sleepover and now they won't let us out of our rooms :(
potatopotahto: who's they?
ymirror: the commander and corporal douchebags
potatopotahto: i wish they'd understand that we need a break sometimes... :(
hrgoddess: ...I have another idea!
hrgoddess: Let's keep this group convo going for the whole night
hrgoddess: It'll almost be like having a sleepover :D
potatopotahto: OH MY GOODNESS YES
potatopotahto: i've always wanted a texting marathon!
mikasassasin: Okay then
lionheart: Whatever.
ymirror: great idea, Christa
hrgoddess: :)
potatopotahto: so umm...how should we begin?
hrgoddess: Err I don't know :P
hrgoddess: ...
hrgoddess: Any suggestions guys?
potatopotahto: hot potato?
lionheart: We're not in the same room.
lionheart: And stop talking about potatoes, Sasha.
hrgoddess: Truth or dare?
mikasassasin: We can't enforce the rules if we're not in the same room.
ymirror: fuck this shit, you guys are lame
ymirror: except Christa of course
lionheart: ...
ymirror: text one of the guys up
ymirror: like horseface or baldface
potatopotahto: well then hehe...i'll just stay out of this one then
lionheart: Aren't you good friends with them
mikasassasin: She is, but she's the reason they're stuck with those ridiculous names
lionheart: Ahh so it was you...
lionheart: Props to you, potato girl
potatopotahto: thanks annie! :D
hrgoddess: I'll add them to the group convo then!
hrgoddess added jeanchevaljean and fuzzypeaches to the conversation.
lionheart: LOL
potatopotahto: ...did annie just laugh?
potatopotahto: IT'S A MIRACLE HALLELUJAH
lionheart: Shut up.
jeanchevaljean: wait what is this
jeanchevaljean: why did you guys add me
fuzzypeaches: and me?
ymirror: we're just...bored
ymirror: entertain us, boys
jeanchevaljean: eh?
fuzzypeaches: wait...why are we the only guys on here
ymirror: you're not guys anymore now that you've joined us
fuzzypeaches: oh shit...i'm scared now
fuzzypeaches: i'm outta here
jeanchevaljean: same
hrgoddess: Awww come on don't be like that!
hrgoddess: We were going to have a sleepover, but the uppers wouldn't let us
hrgoddess: So we're having a texting marathon instead
hrgoddess: Wanna join us? Please? :3
jeanchevaljean: well...since you asked so nicely...sure
jeanchevaljean: but i'm leaving if the ice queens start threatening me again
ymirror: aw is the wittle horse scared?
jeanchevaljean: fyi it's called a colt
jeanchevaljean: and...nvm...i'm not scared of you girls
mikasassasin: You should be.
jeanchevaljean: ...O.O
fuzzypeaches: hey christa, can we add more people onto here then?
fuzzypeaches: just so that jean and i...don't feel so lonely
hrgoddess: Sure!
hrgoddess: I'll add them
hrgoddess added freckledjesus, hooverdam, humanitystrongest, strategicpoint, titandestroyer and wreckingball to the conversation.
freckledjesus: Hi umm...what is this?
hrgoddess: A group chat! We're having a texting marathon :)
titandestroyer: but i'm really sleepy though...
titandestroyer: can't this wait until tomorrow?
potatopotahto: but we're leaving for the expedition the day after
potatopotahto: today's our last chance
strategicpoint: ...I think I'd rather not
ymirror: armin arlert...
strategicpoint: NVM I'LL STAY
strategicpoint: This sounds like a lot of fun!
wreckingball: I'll stay, Christa :)
hooverdam: If Reiner's staying then I am too.
hrgoddess: Yay! Let's talk about something fun then!
freckledjesus: Like what?
lionheart: Ask a question that the entire group has to answer.
hrgoddess: Ooh great idea Annie!
hrgoddess: What question should we start with?
ymirror: something embarrassing you'd never be able to tell anyone
ymirror: annie you can start :)
lionheart: ...doesn't that defeat the purpose of a secret then...
ymirror: we're waiting...
lionheart: Fine then bitch.
lionheart: I saw Horseface and Marco making out by the bathroom once.
ymirror: LOL
ymirror: wait what
titandestroyer: WHAT
freckledjesus: What?
fuzzypeaches: *chokes*
jeanchevaljean: WTF ANNIE!
jeanchevaljean: guys this isn't true
jeanchevaljean: this is all slander
titandestroyer: are ya sure
potatopotahto: OMGEE YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT? 3 3
freckledjesus: No we aren't!
freckledjesus: We're just friends!
titandestroyer: pssh yeah when pigs fly
jeanchevaljean: jaeger i'm going to fucking strangle you if you don't shut up
strategicpoint: Well then...we should move on then
strategicpoint: And congrats Jean and Marco :)
jeanchevaljean: NOT YOU TOO ARMIN
jeanchevaljean: WE'RE NOT DATING
wreckingball: For now anyways
jeanchevaljean: STOP IT REINER
strategicpoint: Do you guys realize that Annie's gone now?
potatopotahto: oh yeah...
hrgoddess: Aww :(
hrgoddess: I guess it's not really her thing...
ymirror: don't worry, i'll make sure she doesn't leave next time...
fuzzypeaches: not surprised considering how antisocial she is
fuzzypeaches: but no use crying over spilled milk
fuzzypeaches: since annie's gone we'll just move on to someone else then
fuzzypeaches: you can go, jean :)
jeanchevaljean: can i burn someone else like annie did to me
jeanchevaljean: i'm still pissed as hell
hrgoddess: ...Try not to if you can
jeanchevaljean: fine whatever. it's not something embarrassing about me but
jeanchevaljean: you know the cupboard by the left side of the main hall?
jeanchevaljean: i was cleaning it cause the corporal forced me too
jeanchevaljean: and there was this smudge that i couldn't get off no matter how much i cleaned it
jeanchevaljean: so then i got mad and smashed my fist down on the spot
jeanchevaljean: and a secret compartment from the bottom opened up!
jeanchevaljean: you won't believe what i found in there!
strategicpoint: Whoa really? That's so cool! I wonder if there's more of those in the castle?
potatopotahto: oooh I wanna check it out now :D
jeanchevaljean: do you really?
freckledjesus: What was in there?
jeanchevaljean: a stack of gay porn magazines...
strategicpoint: ...seriously? What the heck is that doing there?
jeanchevaljean: blondie does it look like i know
titandestroyer: yes
jeanchevaljean: shut up jaeger
jeanchevaljean: the worst thing's that the magazines are fairly recent
jeanchevaljean: a couple years old at most
wreckingball: I didn't even know these things existed...
hooverdam: I wonder whose they are...
jeanchevaljean: yeah...but i bet that it belongs to someone who's not talking on here right now
strategicpoint: Oh I see! Cause they're scared now, so they'll go get the mags and hide them somewhere else
jeanchevaljean: so who's not here right now
titandestroyer: i'm still here
jeanchevaljean: damn, and i thought it would be you
titandestroyer: you're not funny horseface
titandestroyer: who else is there?
hrgoddess: I'm still here
ymirror: and so am i
potatopotahto: here!
wreckingball: Here too
hooverdam: And me
jeanchevaljean: so who hasn't responded?
ymirror: annie, mikasa, marco and connie...
jeanchevaljean: it's got to be connie! who else would have that stuff?
potatopotahto: but i don't think connie's smart enough to find a secret compartment
fuzzypeaches: hey i heard that!
fuzzypeaches: and i was in the bathroom you dipshits
titandestroyer: no way it's mikasa
titandestroyer: or else i would've known by now
jeanchevaljean: i agree
titandestroyer: excuse me...you're not one to talk
hrgoddess: maybe someone should go down and check the cupboard to see if it's still there
potatopotahto: oooh great idea! i'll go!
humanitystrongest: I'll get it.
potatopotahto: awwww but i wanna go open the secret compar
potatopotahto: Ohhhh hi there Corporal Levi
potatopotahto: Nice seeing you here :)
fuzzypeaches: SHIT RUN FOR IT
humanitystrongest: Quit acting so innocent. And shut up Springer. So whose brilliant idea was it to add me to this conversation and spam my phone with a billion texts...
hrgoddess: Oops...I think I added you by mistake...sorry
humanitystrongest: And waking me up from my sleep?
hrgoddess: I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME :(
humanitystrongest: Whatever, just don't do it again.
humanitystrongest: And since you soldiers have been staying up all night talking about this secret compartment instead of SLEEPING, I think I'll go check it out.
humanitystrongest: Go to sleep. That's an order.
hrgoddess: Yes sir!
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with hrgoddess, ymirror, mikasassasin, potatopotahto, titandestroyer, strategicpoint, wreckingball and hooverdam.
jeanchevaljean: christa!
jeanchevaljean: you got us all in trouble!
hrgoddess: I'm sorry! I didn't mean too...I must have accidentally selected his name when I was making the convo...
mikasassasin: Whatever. What's done is done. I say we end the night and get some sleep now
titandestroyer: i'm all up for that...i'm exhausted
strategicpoint: Eren, you're always exhausted.
titandestroyer: well you would be too if you had to turn into a titan at hanji's every whim...
hrgoddess: Okay everyone's in a bad mood...good night everyone!
potatopotahto: good night :)
wreckingball: Night :)
potatopotahto: oh wait! i almost forgot to mention this but
potatopotahto: what's levi going to do when he finds the porno mags?
humanitystrongest started a conversation with titanscientist.
humanitystrongest: Oi shitface.
titanscientist: Yes?
humanitystrongest: One of my squad members found your porno stash. Better hide it somewhere safer next time.
titanscientist: Where did they find it?
humanitystrongest: The secret compartment in the cupboard in the main hall.
titanscientist: Damn...and I really liked those ones too :(
titanscientist: Well if one of them found it by accident then they won't be able to find the rest!
humanitystrongest: ...how many more are there
titanscientist: At least seven, if my memory serves correctly.
humanitystrongest: ...good night Hanji. I'm going to have nightmares now.
titanscientist: Hopefully erotic ones ;) And you're welcome!