A/N: Whoo! That was a fun and quick chapter to write! Thanks to Lady Mari-chan for the prompt :D
And also a big thanks to Peque Saltamontes, Yoruko-Chan, Lil'MissEya, Metropolis pt 1, 26, HarmonyBenderFreak, Ane Momsen, Master of Chimera, Diclonious57, Kamakiri, Gou Tachibana, Yumenekochi, and the anon for the wonderful reviews. You guys really make my weekend :) *time to go study for my psych final now*
I'll be hiding in my study hole now until exams finish this week (can you say MATH AND PHYSICS AYOO). I hope you guys aren't dying too much from finals! If you are, you know where to go ;)
Also as a random note it took me forever to realize that 눈_눈 looks like Levi's face (I know, I'm a bit slow).
친구들아 고마워~
Chapter 6: XOXO Gossip Girl Reiner
potatopotahto started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
potatopotahto: hey connie! ya ready for the expedition?
fuzzypeaches: no
fuzzypeaches: why would i be ready to march to my potential death...
fuzzypeaches: half of us don't even make it each trip
potatopotahto: just think of it as an adventure instead :)
fuzzypeaches: i refuse
potatopotahto: come on...it'll be less stressing on your mind
fuzzypeaches: yeah whatever...
humanitystrongest started a conversation with titandestroyer.
humanitystrongest: Oi brat, where are you? It's almost time to leave.
humanitystrongest: Jaeger, I am in a really bad mood right now. If you don't get your ass out here in 5 min, you're going to have to carry all my equipment during the expedition.
humanitystrongest: ...
humanitystrongest: It's amazing how you're worse than Hanji.
humanitystrongest: ...tch
humanitystrongest: I warned you, brat.
humanitystrongest started a conversation with strategicpoint.
humanitystrongest: Arlert.
strategicpoint: Yes, Corporal Levi?
humanitystrongest: Where is Jaeger? It's almost time to leave, but he hasn't shown up yet.
strategicpoint: I'm sure he's just getting ready. He wouldn't sleep in on such an important day.
humanitystrongest: Tell me, have you seen him this morning at all?
strategicpoint: ...no, sir.
humanitystrongest: Very well.
humanitystrongest: Thank you, Arlert.
strategicpoint: I can go find him if you're busy.
humanitystrongest: No need, I'll deal with it myself. Go get ready for the expedition.
strategicpoint: Yes sir!
freckledjesus started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.
freckledjesus: Hey Jean? I forgot my cloak in my room
freckledjesus: Can you wait for me while I go get it?
jeanchevaljean: sure marco
jeanchevaljean: i'll wait for ya outside
freckledjesus: Thanks Jean :)
freckledjesus: Huh
jeanchevaljean: eh what is it?
freckledjesus: The corporal's here
jeanchevaljean: but i thought everyone's outside now
freckledjesus: That's what I thought too...
freckledjesus: He looks like a really angry zombie
freckledjesus: And he's banging on Eren's door
freckledjesus: Guess Eren didn't wake up?
jeanchevaljean: typical eren
jeanchevaljean: what a dumbass
jeanchevaljean: why am i not surprised that he's going to get his face beaten in by levi
jeanchevaljean: it's like he wants it to happen
freckledjesus: Aw come on Jean, don't be so critical
freckledjesus: It's not his fault he's like that
jeanchevaljean: ...
jeanchevaljean: did you just crack a joke about eren
freckledjesus: Err...
jeanchevaljean: IT'S A MIRACLE HOLY MARCO I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T HAVE A BAD BONE IN YOUR BODY
freckledjesus: Umm okay then...glad to see that you think that of me
freckledjesus: Oh Levi's kicking the door now
freckledjesus: I'm surprised Eren hasn't awoken...that is if he's in there at all
jeanchevaljean: what else?
freckledjesus: He just broke down the door;;
jeanchevaljean: bet he's even gonna make eren fix the door too LOL
freckledjesus: No kidding...
freckledjesus: Eren's definitely in his room
jeanchevaljean: you hear him?
freckledjesus: I hear choking noises
freckledjesus: I think it's him
jeanchevaljean: well no shit
jeanchevaljean: it's obviously not the corporal
freckledjesus: Who knows? It could be.
jeanchevaljean: ...we're talking about humanity's strongest here.
jeanchevaljean: anything else?
freckledjesus: Since when did I become the news correspondent to this?
jeanchevaljean: Since you left your cloak behind in your room, mr forgetful
jeanchevaljean: your fault, marco
freckledjesus: ...fine.
freckledjesus: Okay...I hear a bunch of thuds and groaning
freckledjesus: Eren's moaning and screaming and swearing
freckledjesus: Corporal's telling him not to be such a whiny bitch
freckledjesus: Or else he's gonna lock him in the dungeon again with chain cuffs
jeanchevaljean: LOL that'd be pretty funny if that happened
freckledjesus: Jean!
jeanchevaljean: what?
jeanchevaljean: just stating a fact here
freckledjesus: Well, there doesn't seem to be anything else going on right now, so I'm gonna head out now
jeanchevaljean: cool
hooverdam started a conversation with wreckingball.
hooverdam: Reiner
hooverdam: Can you wait for me outside? I have to go up to my room because I forgot something.
wreckingball: Sure thing Bert. I'll be waiting outside
hooverdam: Thanks!
hooverdam: ...oh my god
wreckingball: What is it?
hooverdam: I'm hearing Eren and Corporal Levi in Eren's room
wreckingball: Haha is the corporal threatening Jaeger again?
hooverdam: Ummmm...
wreckingball: What? He's not stabbing him, is he?
wreckingball: I mean even with Eren's regenerative abilities it would be painful
hooverdam: A bunch of thuds and groaning
hooverdam: Moaning, screaming, swearing
hooverdam: From Eren I think
hooverdam: Corporal Levi's telling him not to be such a whiny bitch
hooverdam: Or else he's gonna be locked in the dungeon again with chain cuffs...
hooverdam: Reiner
hooverdam: What am I hearing right now
wreckingball: ...
wreckingball: Something very suspicious
wreckingball: So does this mean that the rumours are true?
hooverdam: Umm I dunno
hooverdam: I think I'm scarred for life
hooverdam: I'm gonna go change my shirt
hooverdam: I'm so nervous I'm sweating...
wreckingball: Sigh...
wreckingball: Hurry up Bertholdt
hooverdam: Just don't tell anyone
hooverdam: Cause I don't know if it's true or not and spreading rumours isn't cool
wreckingball: Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about the sweating :)
hooverdam: ...I meant Eren and Levi
hooverdam: But that too
wreckingball: Sure thing then
wreckingball started a conversation with hrgoddess.
wreckingball: Christa!
hrgoddess: What is it?
wreckingball: You won't believe what happened!
hrgoddess started a conversation with ymirror.
hrgoddess: Hey Ymir
hrgoddess: I heard something from Reiner, but I don't know if it's true or not
ymirror: why were you talking to reiner
ymirror: but spill.
strategicpoint started a conversation with titandestroyer.
strategicpoint: Took you long enough Eren.
titandestroyer: hehe sorry...
titandestroyer: i guess i was just really exhausted
titandestroyer: although i'm surprised mikasa didn't wake me up
titandestroyer: she makes a really good alarm clock
strategicpoint: Sigh...
strategicpoint: So how is it carrying all of the Corporal's stuff around?
titandestroyer: don't remind me...i don't know why the guy needs so much stuff
titandestroyer: it's called packing light :P
strategicpoint: I suppose
strategicpoint: Btw what's that bruise around your neck?
strategicpoint: It's pretty big and ugly looking
strategicpoint: It must be recent since your injuries don't last long
titandestroyer: ah...
titandestroyer: those are levi's hand marks
strategicpoint: ?
titandestroyer: from strangling me;;
strategicpoint: So that's what they are...don't let Mikasa see them
titandestroyer: well no shit
titandestroyer: but what did you think they were?
strategicpoint: Rumours have been spreading about you and Corporal Levi again.
titandestroyer: again? seriously?
titandestroyer: don't these fuckers have better things to do
strategicpoint: Obviously not
strategicpoint: Someone must have heard you guys or something
titandestroyer: oh god i can't
titandestroyer: time to go punch jean in the face or something
strategicpoint: What did Jean do?
titandestroyer: he's the one who probably spread that rumour or something
titandestroyer: it's always him
strategicpoint: But what if it's not him?
titandestroyer: ...
titandestroyer: i'm sure he was still involved in it somehow
titandestroyer: maybe he won't have a horseface when i'm done with him :)
strategicpoint: Eren...
strategicpoint: Maybe you really do have a death wish...
hooverdam: Reiner! I thought I told you not to tell anyone!
wreckingball: I'm sorry! I don't know how it got out!
wreckingball: I only told Christa...
hooverdam: ...who probably told Ymir, who told Annie, who told Connie, who told Sasha, who told everyone...
wreckingball: ...forgive me?
hooverdam: I dunno...you did break a promise
wreckingball: I'll even sing a Miley Cyrus duet with you if you forgive me
hooverdam: ...
hooverdam: Forgiven :)