Alright so uh I haven't updated this week because I haven't been feeling very good so I'm catching up on everything now.

That's 1c of AtV, 2c of Split, 2c of EM and 1c of L:P to go.

I suspect the reason I've been sick is because my mom smokes and I only see her every other weekend and wednesdays, and even on those weekends I don't really leave my room so I don't interact with her a lot while last weekend I was there, I spent roughly 6-8 hours in a car with her and the smoke is just... ugh.

So yeah

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Karkat tripped and stumbled out of the floating doorway, managing to to a flip so that he landed on his butt instead of his head. Something sharp stabbed itself into the back of his throat upon landing and he immediately doubled over, trying to get it unstuck. With a lot of pain, blood and effort, he managed to get it out. It was a tiny, shiny pink shard of something.

Grumbling, he grabbed it and stood, rubbing his sore bottom, only to switch to rubbing his head as something heavy and metalic fell onto it.

He reached down and picked up the item. It looked like a little watch with a tiny plush spider on it. A note appeared and he snatched it out of the air.

Dear Vriska, it read

To move on to the next person in the sequence, press the button down.

-Doc Scratch

P.S., Sorry Terezi, the sequence of the watches got thrown off. They all work the same anyways.

Yeah, whatever.

He put the watch on and he sighed, glancing around. Behind him, the forest he was in seemed to get thicker, while in front of him, he could see a lot of... what the hell is that? Water of some sort? Like, tiny lakes sectioned off by roads? What the hell?

Oh, hey, and there was a village near him, too.

From the Humans' descriptions, he didn't think Earth villages to be so... run down.

Whatever.

He stretched and started making his way down to the little village, where he could see people walking about. Now that he looked closer, he could see moving figures in the lakes too. So it's an inhabited village. Good to know.

As he was walking something rather reflective grabbed his attention. One of the people had bright white hair like the Strider human, and he was wearing a very red outfit. He felt his eye involuntarily twitch.

He - she? - seemed to be standing in a group with several other humans, all with darker hair. Some tiny lusus was sitting on one of their heads. That same human had a very large weapon - was that a weapon? Weapons should be safely tucked into a Sylladex, you idiots!

The closer he got, he realized that the white haired eye-sore must be the idiot leader of this dimension. For fuck's sake, this is going to be a nightmare.

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"I'm telling you, Kagome, this is a bad idea!"

"I have tests to take, InuYasha! I have things I have to do back home!"

"We don't have time to waste! We need to find the shards and we need to beat Naraku!"

"I'm not letting my education get wasted because you insist that we scour the countryside searching for tiny pink shards that could be anywhere!"

"HEY FUCKWADS." Yelled a voice off to their right. They all turned in near unison to see some sort of short grey demon. InuYasha drew Tetsusaiga, glaring at the demon. "IDOT PUT YOUR SWORD BACK INTO YOUR STRIFE SYLLADEX I'M NOT A DANGER TO YOU. BUT I, YOUR GOD, AM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT SOMEONE WHO IS A DANGER TO ALL OF YOU. A FUCKASS NAMED JACK NOIR."

"Sit, boy."

Fwwwomp. "Kagome, that hurts!" He complained from his little indent in the ground.

The sword had been knocked out of his hand and the - demon? boy? - poked it with his shoe. "RIGHT SO IN THREE WEEKS' TIME, A DIMENSION HOPPING SCREW UP FUCKASS IS GOING TO INVADE YOUR UNIVERSE AND HE IS GOING TO PRETTY MUCH DESTROY ALL OF YOU UNLESS WE STOP HIM."

"Do you always yell like that?" Shippo asked, going to sit on InuYasha's head.

"OF COURSE I ALWAYS YELL LIKE THIS. I'M YOUR GOD. ALL GODS YELL. IT'S COMMON KNOWLEDGE. SO ANYWAYS, HE'S LIKELY TO APPEAR CLOSE TO WHERE YOU GUYS ARE SO CONGRADULATIONS, YOUR GOD IS GOING TO BE TRAVELING WITH YOU FOR THE NEXT THREE WEEKS."

"Does.. our God," InuYasha said it mockingly, "have a Name? Or a species, if you're not a demon."

"I'M KARKAT VANTAS, GOD OF YOUR UNIVERSE. I WOULD SAY 'AT YOUR SERVICE' BUT I'M NOT AT YOUR SERVICE, YOU'RE AT MY SERVICE. I'M ALSO AN ALIEN SPECIES CALLED A 'TROLL'. THAT IS TO SAY, EVEN IF I WASN'T YOUR GOD, I WOULD STILL BE BETTER THAN YOU SO FUCK OFF."

"Really!?" Kagome said. "You're a real life alien!?"

Karkat pulled out something from somewhere and he handed it to her. "READ IT AND GROVEL, HUMAN. I HAVE AN OFFICIAL ALIEN CARD MADE FOR ME BY A STUPID FUCKASS NAMED JOHN EGBERT, ALSO A GOD, BUT NOT NEARLY AS COOL AS I AM."

Sure enough, it was an authentic GhostBuster-approved Alien Card.

"You're only 4'10?" She asked, smiling slightly.

He snatched the card back and it dissapeared. "FUCK OFF. I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M 4'11."

"To be fair, Kagome," Shippo said, "I'm only about a foot tall."

"Yeah, but that's different. You're not an almighty god of the universe." Sango couldn't help but smile while she said it.

Karkat just grumbled and buried his face in his hands. He forgot he was holding the shard, so it cut into his face.

"OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" He said, throwing the shard at the ground - and at InuYasha, who had yet to get up. "I FUCKING HATE SHARP OBJECTS. FUCKING STUPID MUTANT BLOOD."

Shippo got off of InuYasha to get the shard. InuYasha then stood up and he grabbed Karkat's collar - er, the top part thing of his turtleneck sweater.

"Why did you have a shard with you?" He nearly growled at Karkat.

"HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW? IT KIND OF LODGED ITSELF IN THE BACK OF MY BREATH TUBE WHEN I FELL OUT OF THE DOOR THAT TOOK ME HERE. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS AND, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SOME ITEMS CANT BE CAPTCHALOGUED OR THEY'LL BLOW UP A SYLLADEX."

This is going to be a long day.

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End of C2 :)