Ugh, I see how it is, universe. Wake up and then the first thing that happens is that my alarm goes off for me to start writing, ugh.

Update: Hey guys, uh, sorry for the late update?

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"Okay, okay." Kagome said, pushing InuYasha away from the alien. "Lets take this from the top, so that none of us get killed. I'm Kagome, and I'm a priestess."

"Ooh, Me next!" Shippo said, climbing on top of Kagome and dropping the shard in her open hand. "I'm Shippo! I'm a fox demon!"

"Yeah, a really tiny one!" Sango said, smiling. "I'm Sango, and I'm a demon slayer. The very last one from my village, too."

Miroku nodded. "I'm Miroku," He said, stepping next to Sango and doing his letcherous nonsense. "And I am a Monk."

He then was smacked into the ground. "A letcher, too." Sango added, glaring at him.

"InuYasha, that leaves you."

"Mew!"

"Oh! And Kirara!" Kagome added. She bent down and picked up the tiny cat demon and smiled. "This is Kirara, a nekomata. She's adorable now but she can grow to about ten times her size and she can fly, too."

InuYasha sent an are you kidding me? look at Kagome, who responded with a don't make me hurt you. InuYasha then sighed and took his turn. "I'm InuYasha, a half demon." He crossed his arms. "That's all I'm going to say on the matter."

"WELL THAT'S FUCKING GREAT. ABSOLUTELY DANDY, ONE HUNDRED PERCENT THE GREATEST THING ON THE PLANET. OH GOG I BETTER JUST CULL MYSELF WITH A RUSTY CULLING FORK AT THIS RATE. HELLO, I DON'T CARE WHO OR WHAT YOU ARE, I ONLY WANT JACK NOIR DESTROYED."

Kagome ignored him. "We're trying to gather shards of the Sacred Jewel that I may or may not have destroyed from demons who may have gathered them, and Naraku, an evil demon, happens to have most of them. We're trying to stop him."

"OF COURSE YOU'RE TRYING TO STOP HIM." Karkat said, face-palming. "NO MORON EXISTS WITHOUT A GOAL IN THE DIMENSIONS THAT JACK NOIR IS GOING TO VISIT. IF THEY EXIST WITHOUT A GOAL THEN HE DOESNT CARE ABOUT THEM; KILLING THEM ISNT GOING TO MAKE HIM STRONGER AND THAT IS ALL HE CARES ABOUT. SO JUST DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, I'LL BE HERE FOLLOWING BEHIND YOU NOT CARING AND DOING MY OWN THING UNTIL HE ARRIVES."

"Oh no." InuYasha said, stepping forward again. "If we're going to help you, you're going to help us."

Karkat stepped forward in turn and glared up at InuYasha. "DON'T YOU THINK I'M HELPING YOU AS IT IS BY WARNING YOU ABOUT A VAST FORCE SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN ANY PITIFUL ENEMY YOU MAY HAVE HERE? DON'T YOU THINK I HAVE ALREADY HELPED YOU BY GIVING YOU THAT STUPID SHARD? BY THE SOUNDS OF IT THAT SHARD IS VERY POWERFUL AND IT COULD, OH I DON'T KNOW, HELP ME TO KILL HIM? AT THIS POINT I COULD HAVE BETRAYED YOU SEVERAL TIMES OVER AND I DIDN'T, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU IDIOTS, I OBVIOUSLY HAVE MY PRIORITIES STRAIGHT."

"Wait, Karkat, how powerful exactly is Jack?" Kagome asked.

"LIKE I FUCKING SAID, SIX HUNDRED AND TWELVE TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN EVEN YOUR STRONGEST THRESHECUTIONER. OH WAIT HUMANS DON'T HAVE THRESHECUTIONERS, I FORGOT, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL SO MUCH WEAKER THAN WE ARE. WE, AS IN THE ROYAL 'I SPEAK FOR ALL TROLLS' WE."

"What are some of his powers, do you know?"

"OF COURSE I FUCKING KNOW! ARE YOUR AURICULAR SPONGE CLOTS MESSED UP OR SOMETHING? I DON'T NEED TO TELL YOU HIS EXACT FUCKING POWERS BECAUSE NOT EVEN I KNOW ALL OF THEM. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO GAGUE HOW MUCH HE GAINED BY BEING PROTOTYPED WITH BEC AND GAINING THE POWERS OF THE GREEN SUN."

"The... the what?"

Karkat sighed angrily and rubbed his forehead. "ARE ALL OF YOU NOOKSNIFFERS ILLITERATE? I SAID THE GREEN SUN. IT'S NOT SUCH A HARD CONCEPT TO YOU PEOPLE, IS IT? I KNOW EIGHT PEOPLE OF YOUR SPECIES, TWO OF WHICH RELEASED THE FUCKING THING AND YOU STILL CAN'T GRASP WHAT IT IS? GOD, I SHOULD HAVE JUST NEVER CREATED YOU IDIOTS IN THE FIRST PLACE AT THIS RATE! JUST GO ON AND DO YOUR NORMAL THING AND THE FIRST TIME WE STOP FOR CAMP, I'LL TELL YOU MORE OVER SOME TROLL S'MORES WHICH ARE SUPERIOR TO ANYTHING YOU HUMANS MIGHT HAVE, OKAY?"

"Well, um," Kagome said, rolling on her feet. She had a harder decision to make now. "I was thinking about returning to home for a few days to take an important test... plus we're out of supplies and InuYasha wants some more ramen."

"And I'm telling you, Kagome, we can go without them."

"OH MY THROBBING PHLEGM LOBE, WHO GIVES A BARFING FUCK ABOUT THAT. I'LL TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T - ME! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT. JUST MAKE A CHOICE - FLIP A COIN OR SOMETHING. IT'S WHAT TEREZI DOES."

Kagome looked curious at the mention of another one of the trolls, but she did fish out a coin. "Heads or tails?"

"HEADS."

"Tails." InuYasha and Karkat said in unison.

Kagome giggled a little and flipped it.

Up up, down down down.

"Heads. We go back home!"

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So yeah, that happened.