Chapter 8: Eren is a Snitch
strategicpoint started a conversation with titandestroyer.
strategicpoint: Hey Eren where are you?
strategicpoint: I haven't seen you since we barely escaped from the three titans...
titandestroyer: don't worry armin, i'm alive
titandestroyer: they've just holed me in the dungeon again
titandestroyer: just in case the titans come back and try to capture me again
strategicpoint: Again? Do they really think that's the best place to hide you?
titandestroyer: i guess so...
titandestroyer: i mean, if the titans wanna get me, they'll have to be in human form
titandestroyer: and they'll be a bit less dangerous then
strategicpoint: Just a bit...
titandestroyer: yeah :P
titandestroyer: i understand why they did it
titandestroyer: but i'm just REALLY bored right now
titandestroyer: i feel like my mind's going loopy being in isolation
titandestroyer: can't they at least leave a book in here for me to read?
strategicpoint: Eren
strategicpoint: You really are going crazy right now
titandestroyer: what's the problem
strategicpoint: You can't read...
titandestroyer: oh right...almost forgot
strategicpoint: This is getting serious
strategicpoint: Darn they won't let me visit you...
titandestroyer: what?
titandestroyer: they won't even let goodie two shoes visit?
strategicpoint: Eren, I'm a shota, not a nun.
strategicpoint: Maybe I can sneak in with Mikasa tomorrow
titandestroyer: knowing her, i'm sure you can
strategicpoint: Haha good point :)
strategicpoint: Well, I'll make sure that we'll be there before noon
strategicpoint: Try and get some sleep while you're stuck in there
strategicpoint: Heavens knows you need a lot after constantly titan shifting
titandestroyer: yeah
titandestroyer: i suppose so
strategicpoint: See you tomorrow Eren :)
titandestroyer: bye armin
Eren groaned as he leaned against the cold concrete wall on his dingy and uncomfortable cot. Sleeping was out of the question, especially because his mind was replaying yesterday night's events. He had somehow survived and escaped the three most hated Titans. Who knew that those three would work together just to capture him?
Although Eren was glad that he was in his dungeon cell because it guaranteed his safety, he had way too much free time to think about the soldiers that the Titans had killed in cold blood. Crunch, snap, crackle, pop. Yup, way too much free time on his hands.
Maybe I'll distract myself by texting everyone else. I have to get this out of my mind or else I'm going to go crazy.
The brunette awkwardly picked up his phone with his cuffed hands (if they were "protecting" Eren, why was he handcuffed?) and randomly began texting one of his friends.
titandestroyer started a conversation with potatopotahto.
titandestroyer: hey sasha
titandestroyer: what you up to
potatopotahto: oh not much :)
potatopotahto: just eating dinner
titandestroyer: potatoes and bread?
potatopotahto: and radish soup
potatopotahto: how'd you know?
potatopotahto: ARE YOU PSYCHIC
titandestroyer: no...we eat it for dinner every night
potatopotahto: oh right LOL
potatopotahto: btw how's prison?
titandestroyer: it's not prison!
titandestroyer: it's a holding cell
titandestroyer: there's a difference
potatopotahto: eren
potatopotahto: all i know is that you're behind bars
potatopotahto: and probably handcuffed too
potatopotahto: if that's not a prison
potatopotahto: then i don't know what is
titandestroyer: ...btw how'd you know?
potatopotahto: ...cause that's what always happens to you?
potatopotahto: XD
titandestroyer: haha
titandestroyer: very funny sasha
potatopotahto: i know right? ;)
Great. Even Sasha was messing with him too. But since he was already behind bars, why not stir things up a bit? A plan started to form in Eren's mind as he grinned like a madman. At least they wouldn't be able to maul him if he got them really mad.
titandestroyer: btw sasha
titandestroyer: i was gonna tell you yesterday
titandestroyer: but then the titans came
potatopotahto: what is it eren?
titandestroyer: jean took your favourite pair of mittens
potatopotahto: what?
potatopotahto: no way
potatopotahto: how do you know this?
titandestroyer: cause i heard him bragging about it to connie yesterday
potatopotahto: that bastard...
potatopotahto: and after trying to steal from my food stash too...
titandestroyer started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.
titandestroyer: hey jean
titandestroyer: i just wanted to let you know
titandestroyer: that connie was the one who put glue on your pillow
jeanchevaljean: wait what O.o
titandestroyer: and btw sasha is hunting you down right now
jeanchevaljean: BUT I ALREADY APOLOGIZED FOR STEALING HER FOOD
titandestroyer: it's for her mittens this time
jeanchevaljean: oh shit
jeanchevaljean: you little snitch
jeanchevaljean: i don't even have them anymore
titandestroyer: who said i was the one who told her?
jeanchevaljean: cause i know you bastard
titandestroyer: better find them horseface :)
titandestroyer started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
titandestroyer: yo connie
fuzzypeaches: what up dawg
fuzzypeaches: btw do you know why jean and sasha suddenly left the mess hall
fuzzypeaches: they just booked it outta there
titandestroyer: uh no
fuzzypeaches: you're lying
fuzzypeaches: but what is it?
titandestroyer: jean knows you're the one who put glue on his pillow
fuzzypeaches: shit you're kidding me
titandestroyer: you might wanna go visit marco if you don't want horseface strangling you
fuzzypeaches: okay thanks for the save eren
titandestroyer: but the thing is
titandestroyer: marco was the one who ate your cupcake the day before yesterday
fuzzypeaches: WHAT
fuzzypeaches: I WAS LOOKING EVERYWHERE FOR THAT SHIT
fuzzypeaches: you know what eren
fuzzypeaches: i take that back
fuzzypeaches: now you're just torturing me
Eren grinned as he shut off his phone. The flames had been ignited.
potatopotahto started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.
potatopotahto: oh jeannn
potatopotahto: where are youuu
potatopotahto: i need to talk to youuu
jeanchevaljean: fuck like i'm gonna tell you
potatopotahto: but i just want to talk to you :)
jeanchevaljean: nuh uh
jeanchevaljean: you know about the mittens
jeanchevaljean: you're gonna kill me
potatopotahto: you're right
potatopotahto: i am
potatopotahto: but who told you about that?
jeanchevaljean: who do you think?
jeanchevaljean: titan freak obviously
jeanchevaljean: btw do you know where connie is?
potatopotahto: uh no...why?
jeanchevaljean: apparently connie was the one who put glue on my pillow
potatopotahto: HA
potatopotahto: is that why your hair looks so funny now XDD
jeanchevaljean: shut up potato girl
potatopotahto: i don't know where he is
potatopotahto: but why don't you ask him ;)
potatopotahto added fuzzypeaches to the conversation.
potatopotahto: hey connie, what's up :)
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: WHY SASHA WHY
fuzzypeaches: jean's trying to kill me right now
jeanchevaljean: yeah i am
jeanchevaljean: i can't believe it was you this entire time
jeanchevaljean: actually i can believe it
fuzzypeaches: great just great
fuzzypeaches: now i gotta hide from you guys and find marco at the same time
potatopotahto: huh?
jeanchevaljean: why marco?
fuzzypeaches: he ate my red velvet cupcake from a couple days ago
fuzzypeaches: UNFORGIVEABLE
jeanchevaljean: uhh...are you sure marco ate it?
jeanchevaljean: cause that doesn't really sound like him
potatopotahto: he is called freckled jesus for a reason
fuzzypeaches: but eren told me!
jeanchevaljean: eren...
potatopotahto: eren...
fuzzypeaches: huh? what?
jeanchevaljean: this is all his fault eh
jeanchevaljean: is he that bored in prison
potatopotahto: according to him it's a holding cell
jeanchevaljean: NOBODY FUCKING CARES
jeanchevaljean: come on guys
jeanchevaljean: it's time to teach eren not to fuck with us
fuzzypeaches: HELL YEAH
jeanchevaljean: but you're still going down for the glue, bastard
fuzzypeaches: shit
potatopotahto: you too jean
jeanchevaljean: sigh...
mikasassasin started a conversation with strategicpoint.
mikasassasin: Be careful while you're walking, Armin.
strategicpoint: ...
strategicpoint: Mikasa, we're right next to each other.
strategicpoint: You don't need to text me
strategicpoint: ...unless someone's following us?
mikasassasin: Yes.
mikasassasin: Maybe they're trying to find Eren or something.
strategicpoint: We won't let them, right?
mikasassasin: Obviously :1
fuzzypeaches: fuck
fuzzypeaches: RUN
fuzzypeaches: mikasa and armin got me T^T
jeanchevaljean: got it
jeanchevaljean: thanks for being the scapegoat
fuzzypeaches: wait what?
fuzzypeaches: JEAN YOU HORSEFACE
marcopolo started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.
marcopolo: Hey Jean...are you okay?
marcopolo: I heard what happened to you
jeanchevaljean: no...sigh
jeanchevaljean: my head still hurts from the pounding levi gave me
marcopolo: Why were you even in the prison anyway?
jeanchevaljean: holding cell
marcopolo: Huh?
jeanchevaljean: it's a holding cell
jeanchevaljean: but anyways
jeanchevaljean: i was planning to beat the shit out of eren
jeanchevaljean: for trying to screw me, connie, sasha and you over
jeanchevaljean: just cause he was bored;;
marcopolo: Me?
jeanchevaljean: uh yeah
jeanchevaljean: apparently you were the one who took connie's cupcake?
marcopolo: Oh that
jeanchevaljean: don't tell me you actually took it O.O
marcopolo: No that was Eren.
jeanchevaljean: that bastard
jeanchevaljean: i would have gotten away with it too
marcopolo: But what about Mikasa and Armin?
jeanchevaljean: i used connie as bait to lead them away
jeanchevaljean: and i was THIS close
jeanchevaljean: but guess who happened to be there in front of eren's cell
jeanchevaljean: CORPORAL FUCKING LEVI
jeanchevaljean: and i accidentally crashed into him too cause i didn't expect him to be there
marcopolo: ...you have to be more careful
marcopolo: I'm surprised you're still alive
jeanchevaljean: me too...
Author's Note
I'm surprised Jean is still alive too...anyways sorry for the late update. I just happened to get SICK DURING WINTER BREAK OTL I WAS VERY MISERABLE. The only thing that got me through last week was watching Death Note (now I understand why people love it so much cause it's just the kind of psycho story that I crave). But now that I'm better, a Christmas special will be coming soon. I'm sure you guys can guess what it will be. (Hint: it's someone's birthday!)
Lots of thanks to Gemini Wonderland, HarmonyBenderFreak, Yoruko-Chan, Buntaichou, Master of Chimera, Eventide Angel, CherryChip, TheWriterWhoDreams, Diclonious57, Tennu, Gleam Tamers Hikari27, and anon for the reviews :)
On a side note, if you want to give your abs a good workout, watch Rage Quit - Surgeon Simulator 2013 on Youtube. You might even hyperventilate by the end of the video (at least that's what happened to me anyway XD) Also, if you want to know why I keep mentioning the damn holding cell, watch 50% Off (also on Youtube as well), especially if you're a Free fan :)
Gracias mes amigos!