A/N: For a few chapters I put down marcopolo instead of freckledjesus as Marco's username. Sorry! (although I'm surprised no one noticed it)...
Chapter 13: Freckled Jesus Take the Wheel
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with freckledjesus.
jeanchevaljean: hey marco can you come to my room?
freckledjesus: Sorry, I'm busy right now :(
jeanchevaljean: eh?
jeanchevaljean: with what
freckledjesus: My finances
freckledjesus: I have to manage my money well
freckledjesus: Not going to put it in the bank
freckledjesus: Cause they'll probably embezzle it from me
jeanchevaljean: wanna give it to me then?
jeanchevaljean: i'm a great safekeeper :D
freckledjesus: Nice try, but you're not getting your 50 euros back.
jeanchevaljean: WHY NOT
jeanchevaljean: I NEED THAT MONEY
freckledjesus: For what exactly?
jeanchevaljean: ...it's a secret
freckledjesus: Then I'm not giving it to you
freckledjesus: Besides, it's your own fault that you lost the wager
jeanchevaljean: goddamn it
jeanchevaljean: MARCO PLEASE
freckledjesus: ...
freckledjesus: Nope :)
jeanchevaljean: T^T
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
jeanchevaljean: CONNIE HELP ME
fuzzypeaches: what is it horseface?
jeanchevaljean: marco won't give me my money back!
fuzzypeaches: psssh why should i help you
fuzzypeaches: i'm not getting my money back
fuzzypeaches: just accept it and move on
jeanchevaljean: but i really need it!
fuzzypeaches: for what exactly?
jeanchevaljean: i'm...getting a birthday present for mikasa
fuzzypeaches: mikasa?
jeanchevaljean: her birthday's in a couple weeks
fuzzypeaches: ...okay i really doubt marco's gonna give you the money for that
jeanchevaljean: what why?
fuzzypeaches: and i'm sure as hell not helping you either
fuzzypeaches: i don't think mikasa likes me...
jeanchevaljean: don't worry, she just looks at everyone like that
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: regardless, i don't think i'm the right guy for this
fuzzypeaches: go ask eren
jeanchevaljean: ARE YOU CRAZY
jeanchevaljean: i'm not gonna go and ask that titan freak!
fuzzypeaches: that "titan freak"
fuzzypeaches: just happens to be one of mikasa's best friends
fuzzypeaches: he might not punch you this time
fuzzypeaches: who knows, maybe he'll actually help you out
jeanchevaljean: ...you're useless
fuzzypeaches: your face is even more useless
freckledjesus started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
freckledjesus: So what does he want it for?
fuzzypeaches: mikasa's birthday gift
fuzzypeaches: so are you gonna give it to him?
freckledjesus: Maybe...
freckledjesus: But I think I'll let him sweat it out for a bit :)
fuzzypeaches: not like bertholdt i hope *shudder*
freckledjesus: LOL
freckledjesus: Who knows, maybe Jean and Eren will actually get along a bit more...
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with titandestroyer.
jeanchevaljean: err yo eren
titandestroyer: what is it horseface
titandestroyer: news from levi or hanji?
jeanchevaljean: um no
jeanchevaljean: and don't call me that
titandestroyer: then what is it?
jeanchevaljean: i wanted to ask you a favour
titandestroyer: which is...?
jeanchevaljean: can you help me get my money back from marco?
titandestroyer: what money?
jeanchevaljean: the money i lost on the bet last week
titandestroyer: oh...you mean that bet with mikasa and the corporal
jeanchevaljean: yeah! see i want to-
titandestroyer: no way.
jeanchevaljean: what?
jeanchevaljean: but i haven't even told you why yet!
titandestroyer: you bet on them fucking fighting
titandestroyer: if you actually cared for her
titandestroyer: then you would have stopped her fighting!
jeanchevaljean: BUT I BET ON HER!
titandestroyer: DOESN'T MATTER
jeanchevaljean: YES IT DOES
jeanchevaljean: AT LEAST I HAVE CONFIDENCE IN HER
titandestroyer: ...take back what you just said
jeanchevaljean: no.
titandestroyer: you are so dead, horseface.
fuzzypeaches: so...how'd it go?
jeanchevaljean: i hate your useless ideas
fuzzypeaches: hey!
fuzzypeaches: it was not stupid!
freckledjesus: It didn't work did it...
fuzzypeaches: you really shouldn't expect that much from those two shitfaces
fuzzypeaches: they're at each other's throats all the time
freckledjesus: True...but I hoped :(
freckledjesus: Ooh I have an idea :D
fuzzypeaches: what is it?
freckledjesus started a conversation with titandestroyer.
freckledjesus: Hey Eren, are you okay?
freckledjesus: I could hear you yelling from my room
titandestroyer: again?
titandestroyer: err sorry marco
titandestroyer: it's just typical jean
freckledjesus: Ahh figures.
freckledjesus: What'd he do again?
freckledjesus: Cop you in the face?
titandestroyer: err no
titandestroyer: he just wanted to get his money back from losing mikasa's bet
titandestroyer: for mikasa or something
titandestroyer: but if he cares for her, then shouldn't he have stopped her fighting?
titandestroyer: he's just being a complete asshole and thinking about himself
freckledjesus: You're right
titandestroyer: i am?
freckledjesus: You are.
freckledjesus: He is a bit selfish sometimes, but he does have his caring side
titandestroyer: and how do you know this?
freckledjesus: He wanted to get the money for Mikasa's birthday present :)
titandestroyer: ...mikasa has a birthday?
freckledjesus: Oh dear...O.o
titandestroyer: SHIT
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with strategicpoint.
jeanchevaljean: hey armin
strategicpoint: Hi Jean :)
strategicpoint: What do you need?
jeanchevaljean: i need to replace the money I lost
strategicpoint: From the bet?
jeanchevaljean: yeah
strategicpoint: No thanks
strategicpoint: I'm sure you can think of a way besides begging people to replace your lost money :)
jeanchevaljean: but it's for a good cause!
jeanchevaljean: it's for mikasa's birthday present!
strategicpoint: I've gotten a gift for her
strategicpoint: Sorry :P
jeanchevaljean: sigh okay...T^T
jeanchevaljean: IT'S NOT WORKING
jeanchevaljean: i even asked armin and he said no!
fuzzypeaches: ...you really need to work on your persuading skills
jeanchevaljean: but i'm pretty charismatic!
jeanchevaljean: remember trost?
fuzzypeaches: i think it's just in your crazy warped up mind
fuzzypeaches: get a grip of yourself
freckledjesus: Hey guess what!
freckledjesus: I got Armin and Sasha to join in as well!
fuzzypeaches: ...jean just got rejected by armin
freckledjesus: ...he doesn't need to know.
fuzzypeaches: so who you going to next?
freckledjesus: ...you?
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: take my money
jeanchevaljean: MARCO PLEASE?
freckledjesus: Have you learned your lesson?
jeanchevaljean: yeah yeah
jeanchevaljean: wait what lesson?
freckledjesus: You should be nicer to people when asking them for things?
jeanchevaljean: wait...how did you know that?
freckledjesus: Connie of course.
jeanchevaljean: that baldface and his loud mouth...
freckledjesus: So did you learn your lesson, Jean?
jeanchevaljean: yeah i suppose
freckledjesus: Cool :)
freckledjesus: Then come over to my room and pick up the money
jeanchevaljean: eh what?
jeanchevaljean: i thought you said you wouldn't give me my money back
freckledjesus: Oh it's not your money actually
freckledjesus: It's Eren's and a few other people's
jeanchevaljean: you did a collection and IT ACTUALLY WORKED?
jeanchevaljean: goddamn eren
freckledjesus: Well you guys did start off on the wrong foot
freckledjesus: You didn't even tell him it was for Mikasa's birthday...
jeanchevaljean: that's cause he kicked me out before i could tell him!
freckledjesus: Umm okay LOL
freckledjesus: So are you picking up the money or not?
jeanchevaljean: thanks marco
jeanchevaljean: you're a saviour :D
freckledjesus: I know :)
Author's Note
Hi again! This week has flown by so fast! Marco's chapter wasn't easy to do, since he doesn't really have a strong character and he died before his character could be further developed, but I'm hoping that even Freckled Jesus has a wicked streak in him :) Also, if you haven't noticed, I've been editing the earlier chapters and adding in a few new details (I've done Chapter 1 so far) so read it again if you want, but it's not necessary. Much of the content is still the same.
So I want to thank Seoseorang, Peque Saltamontes, Buntaichou, Yoruko-chan, Tennu, HarmonyBenderFreak, Gemini Wonderland, FuzzyPurplePickle, Gleam Tamers Hikari27, AmIObsessed, Titanic-fanatic, Diclonious57, Challopea, Gou Tachibana, On mobile, and Ubermarine for reviewing! You guys keep me from going insane from having a crappy chem prof and not understanding a single thing XD
Again, review if you have any suggestions or prompts to improve TFSC! Also, I do have a tumblr (it's beautifulsnk) and I'm on there quite a bit :)
One final message before I end the A/N: I was on the Livestream for the Attack on Voices readover of SDR2, and it was there that I learned about the beauty of Gizoogle. Try reading the stories with Gizoogle (note: it doesn't work on words in caps). I'll just put some of my favourite quotes below...see if you can figure out which chapters they're from :D
The Magic of Gizoogle
scarymir: yo ass is so dead as fuckin fried chicken.
mikasaisyourcasa: Eren, I'ma flin you tha fuck into tha manure pile.
titanscientist: Oh fuck you dearies muthafucka!
freckledjesus: Dude be lookin like a straight-up mad salty zombie
mikasassasin: Sasha, on tha down-low down. I ain't talkin 'bout chicken n' gravy biatch.
hrgoddess: Ummm...I don't give a gangbangin' fuck. Maybe Ymir just juiced it up up. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaaatch! Who tha fuck knows, biatch? I wouldn't know.
fuzzypeaches: her big-ass booty stronger than ten of our asses combined
"I holla'd tha drizzle looked pimped out todizzle, right, Connie?"
strategicpoint: Eren, I be a shota, not a nun.
humanitystrongest: It aint nuthin but dunkadelic how tha fuck you worse than Hanji.
hooverdam: I feel like they already know whoz ass we are...
And my personal favourite:
reinerdeer: Bert likes Twerky Cyrus.
What is a 'salty zombie' you say? I have no clue...