A/N: This one's a double feature! And by that, I mean two characters! (Guess who...)
Chapter 14: Laundry Day with the Shorties
titandestroyer started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
titandestroyer: hey connie
titandestroyer: did you get everything we need for the expedition?
fuzzypeaches: yeah i think so
titandestroyer: tents?
fuzzypeaches: yup
titandestroyer: sheets?
fuzzypeaches: check
titandestroyer: oil for the lamps?
fuzzypeaches: what are you, my mom?
fuzzypeaches: btw don't answer that
titandestroyer: but i just want to be prepared :(
fuzzypeaches: sigh...you're worse than levi
titandestroyer: good
titandestroyer: that means he won't get mad at me and kick me in the shin
fuzzypeaches: LOL
fuzzypeaches: btw i'm kinda jealous that you get special treatment from him and the others
fuzzypeaches: you even get your own horse and mule and everything
titandestroyer: you do realize what i have to do to earn those privileges, right?
fuzzypeaches: yeah yeah
fuzzypeaches: killing titans, saving humanity, all that good stuff
fuzzypeaches: meanwhile i have to carry that bloody pastor's stuff everywhere
titandestroyer: huh?
titandestroyer: but i thought hanji was sticking to the wall freak like super glue
fuzzypeaches: she is
fuzzypeaches: but since she wants to be on his good side
fuzzypeaches: i've essentially become the pack mule for both of them :(
titandestroyer: LOL poor you
fuzzypeaches: why did she ask me
fuzzypeaches: and not jean or something
titandestroyer: you're right :O
titandestroyer: he would make a better pack mule
titandestroyer: pack mule is part horse, right?
fuzzypeaches: HELL YES IT IS
fuzzypeaches: i'm gonna go tell him noweaioj
fuzzypeaches: oh shit
titandestroyer: what is it?
fuzzypeaches: um i'll talk to you later
titandestroyer: connie?
fuzzypeaches: LATER
lionheart started a conversation with wreckingball.
lionheart: Reiner, I won't be able to help you pack tonight
wreckingball: What?
wreckingball: Can't go around breaking promises like that Annie...
lionheart: Not my fault.
wreckingball: What do you mean?
lionheart: Springer somehow managed to bump into me while he was texting
lionheart: And we both managed to crash onto Corporal Levi
lionheart: Plus I spilled my coffee on his "favourite jacket"
wreckingball: ...seriously?
wreckingball: I thought that stuff only happens in anime, not in real life
lionheart: I know...
lionheart: But what is the hell is anime?
wreckingball: Um nothing...
wreckingball: So I still don't get why you can't help me pack
lionheart: That damn corporal assigned me and Springer to wash all the Survey Corps linens as punishment
wreckingball: HA
wreckingball: You are really going to be screwed
lionheart: Shut up Reiner
lionheart: I didn't ask for this bullshit
wreckingball: You should probably go and start cause it's gonna take you all day
wreckingball: Have fun on your date with Springer :)
lionheart: Fuck you...
fuzzypeaches: ...and that's what happened
titandestroyer: ...
titandestroyer: i expected you to be less clumsier
fuzzypeaches: i'm sorry i disappointed you, mom
titandestroyer: who are you calling "mom"
titandestroyer: when you have to do the laundry of an entire military squad
fuzzypeaches: sigh...
fuzzypeaches: can't you help me, eren?
fuzzypeaches: please?
titandestroyer: no way, i do way enough chores under levi's orders
titandestroyer: i'm not adding more onto my plate
fuzzypeaches: :(
titandestroyer: whatever, i'm sure you'll have fun with annie :)
fuzzypeaches: right
fuzzypeaches: having fun with the ice queen
fuzzypeaches: totally looking forward to it...
titandestroyer: hey, annie's not THAT bad
fuzzypeaches: isn't she the one who flipped you in less than a second?
titandestroyer: ...what's your point?
fuzzypeaches: never mind
fuzzypeaches: i just hope i'll be alive by tomorrow
fuzzypeaches started a conversation with lionheart.
fuzzypeaches: um annie...
fuzzypeaches: sorry for making you wash the linens with me
fuzzypeaches: cause it was pretty much my fault
lionheart: Whatever.
lionheart: At least you're smart enough to realize that it was entirely your fault
fuzzypeaches: umm yeah
lionheart: I'll be washing the linens by the window
lionheart: Text me if you can't even handle your simple job
fuzzypeaches: YES SIR
fuzzypeaches: I MEAN MA'AM
fuzzypeaches: I MEAN ANNIE
lionheart: ...
fuzzypeaches: EREN
fuzzypeaches: she's really scary
fuzzypeaches: how do i deal with her
titandestroyer: tbh i don't really know
titandestroyer: she's not much of a talker :P
fuzzypeaches: but didn't you talk to her about martial arts and other crap?
titandestroyer: for 2 min at most...
titandestroyer: she's pretty secretive
fuzzypeaches: no kidding...
lionheart: Connie, is the red towel yours?
fuzzypeaches: no...
fuzzypeaches: i think it's eren's
fuzzypeaches: why?
lionheart: Cause it's really disgusting
fuzzypeaches: probably has titan juice all over it
fuzzypeaches: but aren't you used to it by now?
lionheart: ...
lionheart: Why do you say that?
fuzzypeaches: uh cause we kill titans everyday?
fuzzypeaches: what did you think i meant?
lionheart: ...nothing.
lionheart: Do you have Levi's jacket right now?
fuzzypeaches: yeah, i'm just about to wash it
lionheart: Pass it to me.
fuzzypeaches: hey, i'm not that bad at washing
fuzzypeaches: you can trust me, ya know
lionheart: That's not what I meant.
lionheart: Just give it to me
fuzzypeaches: umm okay then...
fuzzypeaches: are you almost done your linens?
lionheart: Yeah, what about you?
fuzzypeaches: same here
fuzzypeaches: i think my hands are going to permanently look like prunes
lionheart: Don't be such a wuss
fuzzypeaches: just stating a fact here...
fuzzypeaches: btw what did you do with the jacket?
lionheart: I...added a few additional touches.
fuzzypeaches: pssh
fuzzypeaches: trying to suck up to the corporal?
fuzzypeaches: i should be doing that :(
lionheart: More like making a statement
fuzzypeaches: huh?
fuzzypeaches: what do you mean?
fuzzypeaches: lemme see
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO
lionheart: I washed it
fuzzypeaches: BUT IT'S WHITE NOW
fuzzypeaches: how did you turn a tan jacket white?
lionheart: Magic
lionheart: Or as Hanji would call it, science.
fuzzypeaches: who cares about hanji?
fuzzypeaches: the corporal's gonna KILL you
lionheart: No he won't.
fuzzypeaches: and why not?
lionheart: I'll be gone by then
fuzzypeaches: ...what do you mean, gone?
lionheart: I'll be heading over to the Military Police to join them
lionheart: In fact, Levi won't find out until I'm gone from this place.
fuzzypeaches: O.o
fuzzypeaches: you're a scary person
lionheart: Thanks
fuzzypeaches: well...i hope you do well at the military police
fuzzypeaches: good luck there!
lionheart: Thanks, Springer
lionheart: Don't worry, I'll be back later
fuzzypeaches: really?
fuzzypeaches: why wouldn't you stay there forever?
lionheart: ...I have my reasons.
fuzzypeaches: okay...well bye :)
lionheart: Goodbye, Springer...
titandestroyer: so connie
titandestroyer: did you survive annie?
fuzzypeaches: surprisingly, yeah
fuzzypeaches: did you know that she's leaving for the military police?
titandestroyer: um yeah
fuzzypeaches: leaving like, right now?
titandestroyer: yeah...
titandestroyer: did you not know this entire time?
fuzzypeaches: no...
titandestroyer: LOL slowpoke
fuzzypeaches: shush
fuzzypeaches: but she's not as bad as i thought it would be
titandestroyer: congrats, you just got to know a person
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: does anything come out of your mouth besides sarcasm
titandestroyer: obviously...
fuzzypeaches: OTL WHATEVER
fuzzypeaches: anyways, come over near where i am
titandestroyer: ?
fuzzypeaches: i wanna see the corporal's reaction when he sees his jacket
titandestroyer: why?
titandestroyer: did you clean it spotless?
fuzzypeaches: annie cleaned it really well
fuzzypeaches: too well, in fact
titandestroyer: what do you mean?
fuzzypeaches: just watch, he's coming
titandestroyer: ...
titandestroyer: ...how the hell is it white O.o
fuzzypeaches: ask annie, she did it
titandestroyer: you do realize that the corporal's gonna think that YOU did it
fuzzypeaches: why?
titandestroyer: cause he's coming right towards you!
humanitystrongest started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.
humanitystrongest: Springer.
humanitystrongest: Why the fuck is my jacket white.
fuzzypeaches: err i don't know, sir
humanitystrongest: Don't lie to me brat.
humanitystrongest: I gave you one job and you screw that up.
fuzzypeaches: i really don't know!
fuzzypeaches: annie did it!
humanitystrongest: Leonhardt...figures.
humanitystrongest: I can't believe she bleached it that much...
fuzzypeaches: phew!
humanitystrongest: You're not off the hook, Springer.
humanitystrongest: The linens that you cleaned are not clean.
fuzzypeaches: but i cleaned them five times :O
humanitystrongest: I still see dust on them.
humanitystrongest: Get to it.
fuzzypeaches: but...
humanitystrongest: Unless you want me to punish you for ruining my jacket AGAIN.
fuzzypeaches: i'll go redo the linens...
Author's Note
Whelp...sorry for the late update! I still have a bio midterm to study for, unfortunately, and a pile of physics hw as well. Sigh... Anyways, I've gone through all the main characters! Although I did fit Connie and Annie into one chapter because they never talk to each other, EVER. The second round will be coming up, and I'll make sure to update in less than a week! I have a good idea in mind...:D And since I must go study, I'll keep this A/N short as well.