(I'm so sorry guys, I know I usually post three chapter every time I make an update but I'm still working on the two other chapters, so next time I post I promise it'll be three chapters as usual.)

Hola! And I am back! ^-^

My mom took my old computer on the 29th of last month (January) and I've been retouching a few stories since then and trying to get back into my story making flow. Yeah, I don't have all my old stories back, I should be bummed out about that shouldn't I?

But I'm not because I remembered I have Aizen x Ichigo 13 and 14 in my email I sent to myself awhile ago...I don't know why number twelve isn't in there...I think I finished number twelve or hated it..

Also, I should be angry because I had up to Aizen x Ichigo 19 on my old computer, but I don't think I was going to finish them because I didn't really like them. I just wanted them there. The few I actually remember I can rewrite with this new found inspiration, I suppose.

Anyways!

Hope you had a Happy Valentines Day! (I know it was on the 14th but for weeks I thought it was on the 18th even though I checked! ) Though I don't celebrate, just like I don't celebrate those other Holidays but I still posted a story for the occasion, I made this...even though I'm late. o_o

Sometimes I amaze myself with how easily I can come up with these oneshots and how it takes forever for me to sit down and actually type it out.

And this one wasn't spell checked, I didn't even bother to spell check it myself. Yeah, I'm that nice.

Disclaimer: You know, if I did own Bleach I think the show would really bomb, I mean do you see how long I took to post this..you think every week I could post a new episode...plus not everyone really wants to watch so much yaoi...I know it's hard to think that...

Summary: V-day? V-card? Pffft! Same thing right?

~Begin: V-day~

"Ichigo go home." Urahara told him.

"Kisuke! Don't be so rude..." Yoruichi scolded him.

"No it's okay," Ichigo said gathering up his stuff, "If you guys want me to leave so you can play 'Nurse & Patient' in the back room, you could have just said so."

Yoruichi blushed and thanked god that Isshin was too busy doing whatever he was doing to hear.

"How'd you-" Urahara began but was cut off by Yoruichi.

"Ichigo, I know you have no plans for Valentines so I set you up on a date."

"What!"

"He's a very nice guy and you'll have fun and be polite...or else." She said her eyes turning into glaring slits at the last part.

"A-A..guy?" Ichigo said blushing and he raised an eyebrow.

"You can't hide anything from me." The cat-like female chided.

"Plus we know this guy so its safer, hes an old friend, right Isshin?" Urahara interjected.

"Yeah, though Aizen can be pretty sneaky...but what's this about Nurses and patients?" Isshin said turning to face Urahara.

"Whoa! You guys know him!? How old is he!" Ichigo shouted, imagining a guy as old as Yamamato.

"Oh, come now, I'm only 27." A voice suddenly said from the doorway, causing everyone to swing their heads in that direction.

A tall, well built man leaned against the door frame, slick brown hair with a single strand hanging in his face made those dark brown eyes even more appealing, maybe sexier?

"Kisuke, Isshin, it's been awhile hasn't it?" Aizen said, giving them a kind smile.

And soon friendly smiles and hugs and hand shakes went into play and all Ichigo could do was sit there.

"Flowers?" Ichigo mumbled, tilting his head to the side as he spotted the bouquet of beautiful flowers.

"Ah, yes." Sousuke said turning towards him and bowing, "This is for you Kurosaki-kun."

Yoruichi took the flowers delicately since she knew Ichigo wasn't going to make a move for them and handed them to a frowning Ichigo, "Now take these and be nice..." She hissed as an aura of death radiated from her causing everyone in the room to sweat drop.

(Remember that one, really short, oneshot about how flowers were for girls? -bounces eyebrows-)

"They're very nice." Ichigo said, which didn't really feel like a lie since they were.

Aizen only smiled in return and Ichigo, for some reason, found himself blushing.

"Now let me lay down some rules." Isshin said getting serious. Ichigo raised an eyebrow but was secretly happy.

"...Just bring him back at 8:30."

"It's already 8:25!" Yoruichi said glaring at him.

"Ah...well...um...9:30?" Isshin said, sweating under her intense glare.

"Ohoho, how about 11?" Urahara said, placing his hand on Isshin's shoulder, pulling him back before she pounced on him.

Yoruichi smiled, "Lovely, now we don't want to keep you guys, go out and have fun." She said reaching for her own jacket.

~Line Break~

"Don't have too much fun!" Ichigo's father shouted from the doorway.

"Yeah, don't wait up." Ichigo said sarcastically, but none the less waved at his father.

Ichigo sighed as Aizen's care came into the distance, "We're not walking?"

"We can walk if you want but it's pretty far." Sousuke told him before opening Ichigo's door.

The ride was silent but a comfortable silence, well at least for Aizen it was.

Aizen took Ichigo to a cafe, Ichigo was surprised at how many people were there, but then again it was Valentines Day.

They sat in a quiet spot in the back near the window, luckily there wasn't another round of silence as a waitress came and took their orders.

But as they waited for their sandwiches, the only thing they could do was talk.

And of course, Aizen was the one to start up the conversation.

"Tell me Ichigo, why did you accept this date? You obviously didn't seem interested."

"Ah...Yeah, but I think Yoruichi would've killed me if I said no, no offense." Ichigo said, staring daggers into the table.

"Uh, why'd you accept?" He said rather hurriedly in an attempt to keep the conversation going, afraid of the awkward silence lurking around the corner.

"My employes drove me out of my office, and set me up on this date, but I think I'm starting to enjoy their decision."

"Oh.." Was all Ichigo could say, slowly submitting to the silence again, but what Aizen said next took him by surprise.

"I hear you're in college, what do you want to be?" He asked Ichigo with true interest.

And the conversation rolled on and somewhere along the way Ichigo didn't feel so awkward talking to Aizen.

"We didn't order any cupcakes."

"Oh, that's alright sugar, it's Valentines, they're on the house.

"Arigato." Ichigo said, reaching for a cupcake, the conversation long forgotten as he began to peal the paper away from the cupcake.

Ichigo found, for some strange reason he always started with licking and scraping with his teeth, the icing off.

And as Ichigo was taking his first actual bite, he found that he had an audience.

"What?" Ichigo said, scowling as a blush rose up on his face.

The waitress placed her hand over her mouth as she giggled and began to walk away, "Such a cute couple..."

Ichigo blushed an even deeper shade as he made contact with a smiling Aizen who was still staring at him.

Before Ichigo could ask him why he was eye balling him, Sousuke leaned over the table and his face came very close to Ichigo's and when Ichigo thought something exciting was going to happen, Aizen rubbed icing off of Ichigo's nose and sat back in his seat, yet again smiling at Ichigo.

Then of course, Aizen brought the thumb to his mouth and had a taste.

"T-Thanks..." Ichigo murmured as he started to avoid eye contact.

~Line Break~

"A hotel?" Ichigo said looking up at the tall building.

"Yes, I own it, we still have at least an hour before I have to return you home."

Ichigo knew it was11:15 but he didn't say anything and instead followed.

"You don't have to stand there awkwardly by the door, go sit on the bed, I'll only be a moment."

Sousuke gave Ichigo one last smile before he disappeared into the bathroom.

And now Ichigo was alone, in the large highly decorated hotel room.

~Line Break~

It happened so quickly, one minute he was staring at his shoes and the next he was pressed against the bed with Aizen on top of him.

"Ichigo…." Ichigo shuddered as Sousuke's face moved closer and as he thought he was going to get kissed he felt that damned strand of hair brush against his ear, "…Do you want this?"

~Line Break~

"So How was your Valentines day?" Yoruichi asked, failing miserably at hiding the grin that obviously wanted to stretch across her face.

"We're not going to talk about it…" A scowling Ichigo said walking up the stairs to his room, wearing the same clothes as last night, only they looked a little….harassed and out of place.

It was way past 11:00pm.

~End~

Ah! I really wanted to do a sex scene...but I'm way past the deadline and I just didn't feel like it.

Sowwie?

Oh...and is it just me or are the spaces between the sentences really tight? What had happened was I was typing out notes for the story on a different document program and when I transferred them in this, the original document, they pulled together really close...

And again, I'm sorry for posting only one chapter this time.

Sorry for any grammatical errors or spelling mistakes!

Sayonara!~ Emmy-chan The Ninja!