A/N: I was planning to release this a couple days ago, but course registration got the best of me (and it still is, unfortunately). Anyways, place your bets! You'll see what I mean at the end of the chapter :) And obviously it was Connie who created that meme XD
Chapter 21: Thanks, Connie
fuzzypeaches started a conversation with potatopotahto.
fuzzypeaches: hey sasha!
fuzzypeaches: whatcha up to
potatopotahto: ...are you really that bored?
fuzzypeaches: maybe...
potatopotahto: Ugh, just talk to me.
potatopotahto: I'm sitting right next to you, baldie.
fuzzypeaches: I SHAVE IT
fuzzypeaches: TAKE THAT BACK
fuzzypeaches: i have luscious brunette locks and you know it
potatopotahto: Ha. I bet your hair is actually grey, and you shave it just so it doesn't look like you're an old man
fuzzypeaches: ...
fuzzypeaches: you know
fuzzypeaches: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
potatopotahto: LOL is that your new catchphrase or something
fuzzypeaches: er...no
potatopotahto: Well now it is!
fuzzypeaches: SASHA
fuzzypeaches: like hell i'm the only one that's bored
potatopotahto: Shush, baldie
potatopotahto: I'm trying to make history
fuzzypeaches: what?
potatopotahto started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.
potatopotahto: Hey Jean :)
jeanchevaljean: what is it potato girl
jeanchevaljean: come to make fun of me again?
jeanchevaljean: well guess what
jeanchevaljean: I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING MOOD
jeanchevaljean: SO JUST FUCK OFF AND GO AWAY
potatopotahto: ...
potatopotahto: I came out to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
jeanchevaljean: what the fuck are you even saying
potatopotahto: That's Connie's new catchphrase
potatopotahto: Pass it on
potatopotahto: You know, that's all I was going to say until you decided to spazz at me
potatopotahto: Thank you very much
potatopotahto: So I'm going to cry in a corner now
jeanchevaljean: stop being so dramatic
potatopotahto: I'll keep being as dramatic as I want
potatopotahto: Until you pass it on :)
jeanchevaljean: jesus fine
jeanchevaljean: i can hear your wailing from the other side of the grounds
jeanchevaljean: just shut up already
potatopotahto: SUCCESS
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with freckledjesus, mikasassasin, strategicpoint and titandestroyer.
jeanchevaljean: hey guys
freckledjesus: Hi Jean!
strategicpoint: Hey, what is it?
jeanchevaljean: sasha just ordered me to pass on this dumb thing
jeanchevaljean: "I came out to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now."
freckledjesus: Uh, okay?
strategicpoint: Uh sure, Jean.
strategicpoint: Can I ask why, though?
jeanchevaljean: no clue
jeanchevaljean: just that connie made it up
jeanchevaljean: and potato grl threatened me if i didn't pass it on
jeanchevaljean: so there you go
strategicpoint: They're probably just really bored.
strategicpoint: I'll pass it on.
jeanchevaljean: thanks, armin
jeanchevaljean: btw, why aren't the others responding to the message
strategicpoint: Mikasa's training, and Eren probably deleted the conversation
jeanchevaljean: ha, figures
jeanchevaljean: asshole
strategicpoint started a conversation with mikasassasin and titandestroyer.
strategicpoint: Hey guys!
titandestroyer: hey armin
strategicpoint: You know, you really shouldn't delete messages
strategicpoint: Even if they're from Jean
strategicpoint: What if it was really important?
titandestroyer: naw, horseface has nothing important to say
strategicpoint: ...really?
titandestroyer: Important to me, anyway XD
mikasassasin: Hey, I'm back from training
titandestroyer: how was it?
mikasassasin: Pretty good. I broke another punching bag.
titandestroyer: uh oh
titandestroyer: corporal levi's not going to be happy about that
mikasassasin: Perfect.
mikasassasin: I should break another one tomorrow.
strategicpoint: Ohhhkay then
strategicpoint: Anyways, I wanted to tell you guys something
mikasassasin: Yes, Armin?
strategicpoint: I came out to have a good time, and I honestly feel so attacked right now.
titandestroyer: uh what?
strategicpoint: Sasha told Jean, who told me to pass it on.
strategicpoint: So, pass it on, guys.
mikasassasin: What's the point of this?
strategicpoint: I don't know. Silly jokes, you know, the usual.
mikasassasin: I think I'll pass. I could be doing better things, like breaking another punching bag.
titandestroyer: what's up with you pissing off levi?
titandestroyer: it's like you've made it your life mission to annoy him as much as possible
mikasassasin: And it seems like you've made it your life mission to worship his bleach-covered feet as much as possible.
titandestroyer: maybe it's because he's saved us countless times!
mikasassasin: Well, he doesn't need to be an ass about it!
strategicpoint: Calm down, guys...
titandestroyer: ...
titandestroyer: you know
titandestroyer: i came out to have a good time, and i honestly feel so attacked right now
titandestroyer has left the conversation.
mikasassasin: ...good job, Armin.
strategicpoint: What? You're the one he was arguing with!
mikasassasin: And you're the one who told him that dumb punchline.
strategicpoint: What does that have to do with Eren being mad?
mikasassasin: ...
mikasassasin: I hate to do this, but...
mikasassasin: I came out to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
mikasassasin left the conversation.
strategicpoint: Hypocrite...
titandestroyer started a conversation with freckledjesus, fuzzypeaches, hooverdam, hrgoddess, jeanchevaljean, potatopotahto, wreckingball and ymirror.
titandestroyer: sasha
potatopotahto: What is it, Eren?
titandestroyer: where did you get that stupid line from?
potatopotahto: What line?
titandestroyer: you know what i'm talking about
titandestroyer: i came out to have a good time, and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now
potatopotahto: Ohhh that
potatopotahto: Connie invented it :D
potatopotahto: It's his new catchphrase
fuzzypeaches: IS NOT
fuzzypeaches: more like it's YOUR catchphrase
potatopotahto: But you're the first one who used it :O
fuzzypeaches: and you're the one using it the most!
jeanchevaljean: what's going on
freckledjesus: I'm not sure...
fuzzypeaches: we're arguing, that's what's happening
titandestroyer: and i'm trying to get rid of this annoying joke
jeanchevaljean: you're trying to get rid of yourself?
titandestroyer: you're so funny horseface ._.
titandestroyer: who asked you to join the conversation
jeanchevaljean: you did, smartass
jeanchevaljean: and don't ignore my messages next time
titandestroyer: i'll ignore them as much as i want
freckledjesus: Um, do you guys really need to argue?
freckledjesus: You guys argue quite often...
ymirror: i think it's become a habit
titandestroyer: NO IT HASN'T
jeanchevaljean: NO WAY
ymirror: idiots
wreckingball: ^Agreed
titandestroyer: reiner :O
wreckingball: Can't deny the truth, Eren.
potatopotahto: You two are even annoying me, and that's saying something!
fuzzypeaches: ^bad sign if you're annoying the master annoyer
potatopotahto: ...Connie
potatopotahto: I came out to have a good time, and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.
ymirror: SHUT IT YOU TWO
hrgoddess: Ymir...
ymirror: it's okay Historia, i've got this
ymirror: i have a proposition for you two
hooverdam: Which two?
ymirror: dumb and dumber
ymirror: the two guys that can't keep their raging hormones to themselves
jeanchevaljean: i call dumb
titandestroyer: you're calling yourself dumb, horseface?
jeanchevaljean: better than being dumber, dumbass
titandestroyer: fuck you
ymirror: exactly my point
jeanchevaljean: but anyway, what is it, ymir?
ymirror: you two can't argue for the entire week
titandestroyer: BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
jeanchevaljean: it's okay, we'll just stay clear of each other
ymirror: you haven't heard everything yet, kirschstein
ymirror: you two are stuck with errands for the next week together
titandestroyer: and who says that's possible?
wreckingball: The Corporal does.
titandestroyer: wait what?
wreckingball: He agrees that you two need to cool down a notch.
titandestroyer: ...
jeanchevaljean: ...
hrgoddess: Wow, I think it's working already!
ymirror: if you can do that, all of us will get rid of that meme you hate so much
potatopotahto: Hey! Who said you could do that?
ymirror: me
ymirror: got a problem with that potato girl
potatopotahto: ...no
jeanchevaljean: and if we fail?
ymirror: you'll be hearing it for the rest of your short miserable lives
ymirror: i'll even say it just to piss you off, eren
titandestroyer: ...
jeanchevaljean: i'm not agreeing to this
titandestroyer: neither am i
ymirror: too bad bitches
ymirror: it's already started
ymirror: have fun
jeanchevaljean started a conversation with titandestroyer.
jeanchevaljean: i don't care about the stupid meme
jeanchevaljean: i refuse to be humiliated like this
titandestroyer: same here
jeanchevaljean: what do you say we screw them all over?
titandestroyer: ...
titandestroyer: what were you thinking of?
potatopotahto: NO WAY THEY'RE GETTING RID OF YOUR CATCHPHRASE
fuzzypeaches: how many times do i have to tell you
fuzzypeaches: IT'S NOT MY CATCHPHRASE
potatopotahto: I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO SOCIETY DOESN'T GO INTO EXTINCTION
fuzzypeaches: leave me out of it then
potatopotahto: Aww Connie, you're no fun :(
fuzzypeaches: i know
potatopotahto: ...
potatopotahto: Please help me?
fuzzypeaches: with what?
potatopotahto: Sabotaging Eren and Jean's bet
potatopotahto: You know you want to :)
fuzzypeaches: hm...
potatopotahto: You did say you were bored
fuzzypeaches: i dunno...
potatopotahto: You don't have to do it for the meme. Just for fun, pranking the two of them
fuzzypeaches: do i get to pull THE PRANK on them?
potatopotahto: THE PRANK?
potatopotahto: Hell yeah, bring your arsenal
fuzzypeaches: then i'm in!
potatopotahto: Woo hoo!
Well, it was nice knowing those two.