A/N: Sorry for such the long wait! I've surprisingly had a busy summer, and I've been out almost everyday with little time to write. Anyways, enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 22: Team Sasha

titandestroyer started a conversation with jeanchevaljean.

titandestroyer: here's the plan

jeanchevaljean: who named you boss, jaeger?

titandestroyer: armin did

jeanchevaljean: huh?

titandestroyer: armin's going to help us

titandestroyer: so there's no way we're going to lose the bet

jeanchevaljean: alright, sounds good

jeanchevaljean: what'd he say?

titandestroyer: sasha and connie's going to sabotage us two

jeanchevaljean: obviously

titandestroyer: he's getting mikasa and historia to spy on those two

titandestroyer: not sure why he chose historia though

jeanchevaljean: if historia is helping, i guarantee you ymir's coming along for the ride

titandestroyer: ah i see

jeanchevaljean: what else?

titandestroyer: just that for now

titandestroyer: he won't tell me any more

jeanchevaljean: i feel like we're puppets controlled by armin's strings...

titandestroyer: same...

jeanchevaljean: btw get out here

jeanchevaljean: we need to wash the dishes

titandestroyer: fine :P

potatopotahto started a conversation with fuzzypeaches.

potatopotahto: Did you get that?

fuzzypeaches: yup

fuzzypeaches: mikasa, historia and ymir on our tails

fuzzypeaches: just peachy

potatopotahto: Don't chicken out! I like a challenge :)

fuzzypeaches: good for you, but i don't

potatopotahto: Come on Connie! I believe in you!

potatopotahto: Team Potato Head ftw!

fuzzypeaches: ...team potato head?

potatopotahto: Yeah! With my love for potatoes, and your bald head...

fuzzypeaches: ugh i'm not even gonna argue

potatopotahto: Good idea :)

fuzzypeaches: execute plan 1a now?

potatopotahto: Yup, let's do this

mikasassasin started a conversation with hrgoddess and ymirror.

mikasassasin: You guys spot anything unusual yet?

hrgoddess: Nope!

ymirror: just jaeger and kirschstein acting like idiots

mikasassasin: I didn't ask for your goddamn opinion, Ymir...

ymirror: who said it was an opinion?

hrgoddess: OKAY

hrgoddess: Did any of you guys see Sasha or Connie anywhere?

mikasassasin: ...

mikasassasin: That was your responsibility, Historia.

hrgoddess: Was it? :O

hrgoddess: I'm so sorry!

mikasassasin: Sigh...just hurry up and find them again

ymirror: i've found them...

hrgoddess: Where are they?

ymirror: they're in the kitchen

mikasassasin: Crap...get there already!

fuzzypeaches: aww yeah!

fuzzypeaches: mission success!

potatopotahto: We make a great team :)

mikasassasin started a conversation with hrgoddess, jeanchevaljean, strategicpoint, titandestroyer and ymirror.

mikasassasin: Eren, Jean...sorry about that.

jeanchevaljean: ...

titandestroyer: what the fuck

titandestroyer: were you guys doing

titandestroyer: that warranted us getting

titandestroyer: the entire kitchen flooded with soap bubbles

ymirror: LOL

jeanchevaljean: shut it ymir

jeanchevaljean: it was worse than it sounds

jeanchevaljean: do you know how hard it is to clean when the DAMN SOAP SUDS WON'T LEAVE

strategicpoint: Alright...looks like we're going to need more countermeasures for next time

titandestroyer: next time?

strategicpoint: Sasha and Connie will keep this up until you guys admit defeat

jeanchevaljean: like hell we're doing that

strategicpoint: You guys will break at some point, especially with your extremely short tempers

strategicpoint: So we really need to stop them ASAP and get you guys through the week without killing each other

ymirror: easier said than done

hrgoddess: Ymir...

ymirror: sorry :P

mikasassasin: So what are you two doing next?

jeanchevaljean: Cleaning the mess hall

strategicpoint: ...okay

strategicpoint: Mikasa and Ymir will be stationed by the mess hall and try to keep Sasha and Connie

hrgoddess: What about me?

strategicpoint: You're coming with me for a special task

hrgoddess: Okay then...

ymirror: can't mikasa go with you instead?

strategicpoint: Sorry Ymir, but it has to be Historia.

ymirror: fine...

ymirror: just call if you need me, Historia

hrgoddess: Don't worry Ymir, I'll be fine :)

titandestroyer: uh...is there anything i can do?

strategicpoint: Try not to strangle Jean.

titandestroyer: ._.

strategicpoint: Same goes for you, Jean.

jeanchevaljean: don't lump me in with this guy!

strategicpoint started a conversation with hrgoddess.

strategicpoint: Alright, Historia.

hrgoddess: What's going on...?

strategicpoint: You are going to give Sasha a big sack of baked potatoes

hrgoddess: Uh...last time I gave her food it wasn't a pleasant experience...

strategicpoint: ...you're going to do it carefully

hrgoddess: Okay then...but where are the potatoes coming from?

strategicpoint: I'm having Mikasa smuggle some from the kitchen

hrgoddess: I feel like this is getting more and more illegal :O

strategicpoint: Don't worry, it's just potatoes :)

hrgoddess: Okay...but if I get in trouble, you're going down with me

strategicpoint: Not to worry, cause none of us are going to get in trouble

hrgoddess: And how do you know that?

strategicpoint: I've got my own plans...

hrgoddess started a conversation with ymirror.

hrgoddess: Armin is scary...

ymirror: i'll beat him up for you

hrgoddess: No no, Ymir, please don't

hrgoddess: I'll be fine.

hrgoddess: I just needed someone to talk to

ymirror: alright

ymirror: but if he does one wrong move on you

ymirror: you know who to call

hrgoddess: Of course :)

fuzzypeaches: yo can we do my special secret awesome plan

potatopotahto: How effective is it in pissing off Eren and Jean?

fuzzypeaches: on a scale of 1 to 10

fuzzypeaches: 21

potatopotahto: Then I leave the plan to you :)

fuzzypeaches: :D

jeanchevaljean: ...eren?

titandestroyer: yeah?

jeanchevaljean: just wondering

jeanchevaljean: do you have any idea who's been placing plastic horses around the tables?

titandestroyer: LOL

titandestroyer: nope

titandestroyer: but i wish it was me XD

jeanchevaljean: very funny, jaeger...

potatopotahto: It's not affecting them, Connie!

fuzzypeaches: shhh don't worry

fuzzypeaches: i've got everything down

potatopotahto: Okay...

potatopotahto: OMG I see a bag of baked potatoes!

potatopotahto: BRB

fuzzypeaches: DON'T

fuzzypeaches: IT MIGHT BE A TRAP

fuzzypeaches: SASHA

hrgoddess: You owe me, Armin

hrgoddess: I almost got my hand bitten off

strategicpoint: She'll reflect on her actions

strategicpoint: In that rope net I've put her in :)

hrgoddess: Whatever...

titandestroyer: jean

titandestroyer: sorry to ask, but can you try to clean up better?

jeanchevaljean: what do you mean?

jeanchevaljean: everything's spotless!

titandestroyer: no it isn't

titandestroyer: i see a couple crumbs on that far table in the corner there

jeanchevaljean: a couple crumbs isn't going to make a difference

titandestroyer: to corporal levi it is!

jeanchevaljean: ugh fine...i'll try harder

titandestroyer: thanks

An hour later...

titandestroyer: hey horseface

titandestroyer: how many times have i told you to not leave crumbs behind!

jeanchevaljean: I HAVE BEEN CLEANING EVERYTHING

titandestroyer: I SEE A CRUMB AND A STAIN ON THE FLOOR

jeanchevaljean: dude i cleaned that spot like 10 times

titandestroyer: NOT ENOUGH

jeanchevaljean: BELIEVE ME

titandestroyer: NO, STOP TELLING ME LIES

titandestroyer: OTHERWISE WE'RE GONNA GET IN TROUBLE WITH LEVI

jeanchevaljean: fine

jeanchevaljean: go get in trouble then

jeanchevaljean: i'm leaving

titandestroyer: FINE BE THAT WAY

Five minutes later...

titandestroyer: so did you catch him?

jeanchevaljean: kicked him first actually

jeanchevaljean: but yeah i did

jeanchevaljean: thank heavens for mikasa and ymir

titandestroyer: definitely...

fuzzypeaches started a conversation with potatopotahto.

fuzzypeaches: i can't believe this

potatopotahto: I'M SO SORRY CONNIE

fuzzypeaches: COOL IT WITH THE POTATOES FOR ONCE

potatopotahto: I tried to...but Historia also had a chicken leg with her

potatopotahto: ACTUAL CHICKEN CONNIE

fuzzypeaches: O.o

fuzzypeaches: where did she get the chicken from?

potatopotahto: Who cares? It was delicious!

fuzzypeaches: well guess what

fuzzypeaches: I DIDN'T HAVE ANY

potatopotahto: I would share it with you, but it's currently in my stomach

potatopotahto: ...actually, even if it wasn't I wouldn't give it to you XD

fuzzypeaches: ...

fuzzypeaches: i hope that next time you accuse me of screwing up that you remember what you just did

humanitystrongest started a conversation with jeanchevaljean and titandestroyer.

humanitystrongest: So cadets...I've inspected the mess hall.

jeanchevaljean: how did we do?

humanitystrongest: You failed.

titandestroyer: wait what

titandestroyer: but i made sure everything was spotless!

humanitystrongest: I found a toy horse under a table

jeanchevaljean: ...connie

humanitystrongest: You also forgot to clean the ceiling.

humanitystrongest: So much disgusting dust up there.

jeanchevaljean: ...you're kidding me

titandestroyer: what now then?

humanitystrongest: What do you think?

humanitystrongest: Clean the mess hall again.

humanitystrongest: And it better be spotless when I check on you two again.

humanitystrongest left the conversation.

jeanchevaljean: ...

jeanchevaljean: fuck this.