NotHermione: how was your raid? Did it go well?
NotHermione: if you don't respond I'm gonna worry or think you're dead, you don't want that.
NotHermione: are you dead? Please don't be dead
NotHermione: I looked at the news but couldn't find anything, then again it is all spying and stuff so I probably wouldn't
NotHermione: alright, I have to go to work. Try not to be dead or shot or something.
...
ApproachWithCaution: I'm not dead
ApproachWithCaution: or shot. Fully functioning actually.
ApproachWithCaution: the raid went fine, nobody died, easy peasy, but how I have to do paper work. :(
NotHermione: paperwork is still better than being dead
ApproachWithCaution: only just
ApproachWithCaution: are you still at work?
NotHermione: yeah, I'm meant to be writing an evaluation for a medical student, but I can't be bothered
ApproachWithCaution: why are you doing that?
NotHermione: because I said I would, it has to be three pages long and I'm dying
ApproachWithCaution: poor you
ApproachWithCaution: don't die, if I didn't die then you can't die. I would have no one to text
NotHermione: well, if you say so, but only because you asked nicely
ApproachWithCaution: I wonder if we've every like walked past each other before
NotHermione: maybe, I mean it's certainly possible
ApproachWithCaution: can I ask you questions?
NotHermione: well that's a vague and slightly threatening request
ApproachWithCaution: I'm mean like normal questions, about like who you are and stuff.
NotHermione: let me make this clear, I am not giving my name to a random strange by text.
ApproachWithCaution: not your name! But like about you and stuff, curiosity and what not.
ApproachWithCaution: you can go first if you like
NotHermione: is this Hermione I keep hearing about your sister?
ApproachWithCaution: naw, she's just my best friend, she's marrying my other best friend and there gonna have babies. Or at least that's what I've been told.
ApproachWithCaution: my turn
ApproachWithCaution: how old are you?
NotHermione: 25, my turn, same question.
ApproachWithCaution: that's weird, I'm only a year older than you, that's weird as shit.
NotHermione: A statistical improbability. Your turn.
ApproachWithCaution: what type of doctor are you?
NotHermione: I'm a practical surgeon and occasional GP
ApproachWithCaution: is that like a guy whose practical about surgery?
NotHermione: no, it's really not; it's a surgeon who does all different types of surgeries.
ApproachWithCaution: oh
ApproachWithCaution: feel kinda dumb now
NotHermione: I forgive you
NotHermione: for now
NotHermione: I gotta run, my boss is about to ask me something and I have to go pretend to go to the bathroom. Bye.
ApproachWithCaution: have fun; take a book.
…
ApproachWithCaution: I just got home from work and guess what?
NotHermione: why are you getting home at 11:30?
ApproachWithCaution: Wrong question! Try again.
NotHermione: fine, what?
ApproachWithCaution: there was ice cream on the bench when I got home; Hermione finally got it for me
NotHermione: didn't you make that request like a week ago?
ApproachWithCaution: she always comes though for me eventually
ApproachWithCaution: on the other hand this might be bribery to go to her wedding
NotHermione: why would she need to do that?
ApproachWithCaution: I hate weddings. And don't get me wrong, I love Hermione, but her events tend to get horrendously drawn out.
NotHermione: man I know that, my dad re-proposed to my mom, I swear to god his vows went for like fifteen minutes.
ApproachWithCaution: shit, I gotta run, stop distracting me from my work!
NotHermione: You really have to stop blaming me for these things.