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Oh, and one more thing. This seemed like the perfect drabble for some laughs. Many gods were harmed in the making of this chapter.

This is: Cat

Zeus, Hades, Hermes, Ares, Apollo and a brief appearance of Poseidon.

Summery preview: This couldn't end well...

Hermes looked down at the cat resting in his lap. He had found it outside the camp border when he was there last to discuss a rising issue with Chiron when it had just walked up to him and wrapped itself around his leg, purring.

In all honesty, he was delighted to have found it. He had a prank up his sleeve that even Hera would get a smile out of.

But first he had to make sure Hades and Ares met up with him, before they all left to go see Zeus.

And he had to make sure Hades didn't see the cat.

"Apollo!" he hissed as he saw the music god walk by. Apollo looked over at him and broke into a grin at the sight of the cat.

"Excellent. Who are we throwing it on?" he asked walking over.

Hermes rolled his eyes. "No one. Well, not yet anyway. But I need you to hold on to him until we get to the throne room." he told him.

Apollo frowned. "And the point of this is?"

Hermes' smirked evilly. "All in do time Apollo. All in due time. But if you happen to find an unusually large can of glue, please to not mess with it. Or the feathers."

Apollo blinked. "Father is going to kill you when this is over."

Hermes laughed. "If he isn't killed by Hades or Ares first. Now take the cat! I have a prank to finish."

Ares showed up right as Apollo walked out of sight, closely followed by Hades.

"Welcome. Now, if you please, follow me. Zeus is waiting."

They never stood a chance.

"GET THE THING OFF ME!" Ares bellowed as the cat, who just being the same room as the war god had completely freaked out thinking he was a predator and attack his face.

Hades was laughing and Zeus just stood there dumbfounded.

The cat heard Hades and immediately tore after him.

"AHH! GET IT AWAY!" Hades cried as the cat started biting his ear and ripping his shoulder.

Zeus was shaking with compressed laughter and the sight of the war god being taken down by a cat and his brother being attacked by the a fore mentioned cat finally got to him. And poor Apollo had gotten stuck in there as well for not leaving when Hermes told him too.

As if it was his fault that the doors had an anti-air travel protection on them and just so happened to get 'jammed' right as the cat finally lost it.

Hermes had let the cat go after dumping a few gallons of glue onto the gods then added the feathers.

Thank gods for Hephaestus TV.

The rest of the Olympians- minus Poseidon- were in the recording room watching the action unfold.

Artemis was clutching her sides laughing and Demeter was giggling. Aphrodite was smirking and Hera was grinning in a sadistic way.

Poseidon suddenly appeared in the throne room, looking slightly alarmed at the feathered gods and the psychotic cat. Hermes had no idea how he had gotten in, and was a bit worried to find that there was a way out of there.

But he didn't have time to worry about this as Poseidon must smell like fish, for the cat jumped off Hades and made a leaping bound towards the now slightly terrified god.

Poseidon had enough time to throw Zeus in front of him before disappearing.

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN POSEIDON AND HERMES!" Zeus yelled as the cat began to attack him. It obviously blamed Zeus for letting Poseidon get away and was doing everything it could to make sure Zeus knew it.

Apollo was attempting to sneak away unnoticed when Artemis narrowed her eyes and the cat suddenly had a double that immediately went after the sun god.

"This is the best day I've had in a long time." she said grinning at the look on her twins face.

"Do you think we should let them out?" He whispered to Hestia. A sly look came into her eyes.

"I think they can stand a few more minutes."

"I HATE CATS!" Apollo screamed as the cat ripped his iPod away.

Me: Opinion? Did you at least smile?

Anyway.

Next chapter: No Time

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