And here ware, five days later. I just quickly want to address something about the last chapter. You know how for Neku and Joshua's level three Fusion involves the Moon crashing into the Earth? First, I'm pretty sure that that Moon isn't the real Moon, simply because you can use the Fusion several times. Second, I doubt they could have seen the Moon fall from the sky anyway, since they were inside. As such, to them the room would have just exploded.

Now that that little explanation is sorted, time for the epilogue. Ready to see if the Fusion worked, and took out Natsuki?

"Wait, so you two completely destroyed the school?"

"Yeah. That wasn't quite what we meant to do though." Neku rubbed the back of his head, feeling guilty.

"You know you've now officially become a worse student than Beat?" Shiki smiled teasingly, poking Neku in the side.

"Hey!"

"Look, there they are!" Shiki grinned and began to run towards Beat and Rhyme, waving to them. Neku sighed in relief, knowing he'd have a brief respite from Shiki's teasing.

"Yo, Phones!" Beat grinned, waving madly. "How was Orun?"

"I think you'll find it's called 'Ouran'." Beat took a moment to respond to the two teens who had snuck up behind him and were now leaning on his shoulders.

When he did, he leaped forwards several feet, yelling in surprise. Neku smirked. "Good to see you guys."

"Well, we thought that it would be nice to visit such a different city to where we normally travel." Kyouya answered.

"Did you actually make friends Neku?" Shiki was looking at Neku, completely dumbfounded.

"Yeah, I did," Neku sighed, then began to make introductions.

"Where's Josh-chan?" Hunny asked.

"Wait, 'Josh-chan'?" Rhyme asked.

"Hunny's the oldest of us." Neku responded. Shiki looked at him in surprise.

"Why is it that I have to be the most normal of us?" Shiki gave a sigh of annoyance, ignoring the complaints being yelled at her from all sides.

"Let's go to WildKat." Rhyme suggested. "Then we can at least sit down when we argue."

"So Phones has returned!" Hanekoma grinned as he noticed the group coming along. "Here, I'll make you a cappuccino. My treat."

"How much?" Neku sighed, pulling out his wallet.

"What? That's an insult," Hanekoma smirked. "It was going to be free, but now it's five eighty yen." Neku sighed in annoyance.

Five minutes – and a fair amount of table moving – later, the group was sat around a large table, Hanekoma handing out the drinks they'd ordered. "Looks like everyone's here."

"Joshua!" Shiki grinned as he walked into the café, taking the free seat next to Neku.

"Hey there." The Composer smiled, Hanekoma placing a drink in front of him. "Sorry I'm late guys."

"Trouble in the UG?" Neku asked.

"No, I was talking Kariya into the role of Conductor. That took a lot of work." Joshua took a sip of his drink. "He included the proviso of Uzuki becoming a general, which I don't mind."

"Lets hope he doesn't go insane." Tamaki took a sip of his own drink, surprised at how good it was.

"He won't."

"Why are all the papers saying that there was a gas explosion, by the way? We saw a huge rock crash into the school." Hikaru looked towards Neku and Joshua, curious.

"Rationalizing," Joshua shrugged. "It's what happens to the memories of people who can't quite understand what happened. The moon couldn't have crashed into the school, so there was a regular explosion. I've seen it a lot."

"Well, that would make sense," Kaoru commented.

"Hey, are you the friends Neku mentioned he was in a club with?" Shiki asked, completely changing the subject. She was looking up towards the Hosts with curiosity. "What club is it? He never mentioned."

"We're a Host Club!" Hunny cheered. Neku reddened quickly, looking down at the cup in his hand.

"Yo, Phones? You were flirtin' with princesses?" Beat looked legitimately shocked.

"Not exactly..."

"I was flirting with him. We had a bit of a double act," Joshua shrugged. "We didn't have to do much acting. It wasn't too far from what I was doing during my Game with Neku. We just had an audience."

"Hey, Neku!" Hanekoma called from behind the counter. "That mascot position is still open!"

"NO!" Neku yelled, the other ex-Players laughing at the response.

Joshua decided to explain for the dumbfounded Hosts. "A little after he played the Game, Mr. H roped Neku into acting as a mascot for the café for a few days."

"Yeah. And Joshua found out. He took every opportunity to see me." Neku growled.

"Well, that's not too bad." Kaoru said.

"We've had Haruhi dress in much more embarrassing things than as a cat." Hikaru put in.

"Like that bunny outfit you tried to stuff me in..." Haruhi glared at the twins, but went unnoticed.

Neku muttered something under his breath.

"What was that Neku?" Joshua smirked.

"Skimpy cat boy costume. There. I said it." Neku glared as the rest of the group laughed, Haruhi giving him a sympathetic look.

"We call it the 'Kitty Incident'," Shiki gave another giggle as the laughter died down.

"I have a picture if you want to see it." Joshua pulled a photo out of his pocket, passing it to Haruhi – the closest of the Hosts. She passed it back as soon as she glanced at it.

"I do not want to give Tono any more ideas than he probably already has." She stated.

"Thank you Haruhi." Neku sighed in relief.

"So, how about a tour of the city for our guests?" Rhyme suggested, trying to save Neku from ridicule.

"Why not?" Tamaki smiled.

"Well then, let's go!" Rhyme smiled and stood, dragging her brother to his feet as everyone else followed suit. "Why don't we start with Miyashita Park? It's right here, after all."

I must thank StarLion. I have to. Neku's cat boy outfit idea would not have been born if not for him. If not for one of our conversations, it would just have been a cat outfit. So, thank you.

Yeah, I know. Little bit of a time jump. But Natsuki was erased, and Ouran was kind of destroyed... Did my best to reference Buffy there. Hope I got it right.

Anyway, I told you I would update in five days. Looks like I actually did it this time.

See you guys some other time then. I'm considering writing about why Joshua was in Peru, and about his friend Amber, but that will be a different crossover entirely. I' not sure if I ill do I or not, but if I do it won't be for a little while. I have some other fics to work on before that.

Bye!