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-Total epic Sailor Minion!


"Malach–Max!" Zoë screams and hugs him. He smiles, sheepishly. I think that they kept their memories. They're just acting up because they can.

"I hate being 4! I, for some weird reason, loved it with it when I actually was four, but not now!" Max yells. His voice sounds, well, like a four-year-old's.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I bet that you can't fly! I believe I can fly!" Jed jumps off of the couch. And falls on–lucky her–Mina.

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! That hurted!" Mina whines.

"That's not for realzies, right Mina?" Raye says.

"It seems that some of you…have the brains of a four-year-old, while others, the spell only worked halfway." Luna says. "I remember this spell: it turns you into any age that the person who is performing the spell wants. Depending on your mental strength, it will either only change your body or change both mind and body."

"Does this mean that Mina and Neflite have been turned four years old all the way through?" Amara says.

"'Fraid so. Wait–Ned had his mind changed too?!" Luna says, freaking out.

"Probably. It's WAY below Ned to draw on walls. He's too arrogant." Jed says. True.

"Look at this! It's called 'bananas!'" Ned points at my wall, which has the Molester Moon emoji drawn on it, next to a bunch of bananas. (Why I call it the Molester Moon–don't ask. It's a long story!)

"Isn't that the emoji that tried to kill–" Zoë started. Then everyone clamped their hands over her mouth except for Mina. Everyone else remembers that time.

"SSSSSHHHHHHHHH! He doesn't remember!" Everyone yell-whispers.

"Let's deal with the problem at hand, guys. I received a signal on my Mercury computer that is signaling all of the monsters in the city to attack, that all of the Sailor Scouts, Tuxedo Mask, and his Generals are babies that don't remember anything about who they are, so it's safe to attack." Amy says. That's not true.

"That's not true. Most of us remember, but can four-year-olds transform?" Serena asks. Serena being serious? That's not the Serena that I know.

"Let's check: MARS ETERNAL POWER! Nope. Nothing's happening. :'(" Raye says. Uh-oh.

Jed turns on the TV. There is a new reporter.

"There is a humongous swarm of…"


What is the swarm? R&R and tell me! The next chapter is coming soon!