Voting: Sasuke…?

In harem, initially uke (You want me to beg?!) 1

In harem, initially seme (Scream for me) 2

In harem, don't care (It's always the silent ones)

Not in harem- (Orochimaru wants to do what with my body?!) if so then is he straight (Hey Shizune, wanna play doctor?) or…? (Oh, Ebisu-kun!) I refuse to sex with Orochimaru, unless he's with his tongue. (Look, I can make a noose!)

Don't care (Mendokuse)

Note: If Sasuke is in the harem, there's a less likely chance of him ditching Konoha.

I didn't do a disclaimer, did I? Oops. Well, I think we have an idea what Naruto would be like if I owned the series, ehehe.

RECAP:

"Later I want to taste more of you, little dragon fly. I want to make you fly higher." Shino could only moan.

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During the whole speech Naruto had been transfixed by the senbon that moved with Genma's mouth. Unable to help himself, Naruto lifted himself up onto his tiptoes and grabbed the senbon with his teeth, transferring it to his own mouth.

"I accept."

Genma watched in some detached fascination as Naruto's tongue caressed the deadly ninja weapon. The boy somehow wrapped his oral muscle around the needle and flipped it so it turned a complete 180, the needle never leaving his mouth.

Genma quickly looked away, pinching his nose, 'I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a pedophile, I'm not a pedophile, I'mnotapedophile!', ran through his mind.

"Later, s-e-n-pa-i." Naruto emphasized on each syllable of senpai. Balancing on his toes again, Naruto grabbed Genma's hair, pulling him down to his height. Before the junior ninja could react, Naruto had given Genma back his senbon…via the tongue.

Before Genma could do anything, Naruto had rushed back inside the classroom, leaving the frozen ninja standing in the hallway, still bent over.

"I'm a pedophile" Genma muttered, a river of tears down his face, "A dirty, dirty pedophile."

Before Naruto could make it back to his seat, Iruka stuck his head out off the exam room and called his name. Internally sighing, Naruto prepared himself for the best prank of his life- fooling two qualified Chunin teachers into believing he couldn't pass.

Shit.

Putting on the biggest I-am-a-moron-smile, Naruto skipped into the exam room, rambling all the while.

"Now Naruto, in order to become a Genin you must perform one ninjutsu to our specifications." Waiting for Naruto to nod in understanding, Iruka continued, "Please create (insert number that I no longer remember here) Bunshins.(Replications)"

"All right, here I go" failing.' Naruto internally grumbled as he began building up way too much chakra. 'Genma-senpai tasted rather good though. That kinda made this worth it, and the promised jutsu is rather appealing. Strawberries sound rather good right now, mmm Shino and strawberries. Maybe if I get those annoying glasses off…' needless to say, Naruto's mind was elsewhere, insuring that when he finally did in fact remember what he was suppose to be doing he failed...miserably. Three clones plus too much chakra equals…sickly clones.

"Naruto…YOU FAIL!"

'Yes, I am well aware of that Iruka-sensei, no need to scream.'

"Iruka, he did manage to create some clones, and this is his last attempt to make it with his age group, maybe we should make an exception…?"

'Suck up. Snake smelling suck up. Mmm, suck? I wouldn't mind finding out what Genma could suck with that mouth of his. Having the senbon in his mouth all day has to require some amount of control I wonder…', once again Naruto's mind was else where, not really paying too much attention to his teachers, so he walked out, making sure to look dejected and disappointed.

Sitting on his favorite swing outside the school, Naruto waited for Mizuki to approach him.

Let's skip to the forest part, shall we?

Looking down at the fucking huge-n-heavy scroll, Naruto couldn't help but be excited to learn something out of the Forbidden Scroll. Hands shaking in eagerness, Naruto opened the scroll to the first technique.

'Kage Bunshin?(Shadow Replication) Oh, the irony.' Carefully Naruto read everything about the technique and finally found something that made the technique worth the chakra, 'Kage Bunshin are not only solid, but relay whatever information or experience they have gained, back to the original..' Naruto's mind echoed some of the information, '…Solid…Experience…relay back…oh, this is beautiful.'

Several hours and perverted ideas later, Naruto was sweaty and exhausted (and not in the fun way) . 'When is he going to show up? He's cutting into my valuable Shino/Genma-molesting time.'

Just as those thoughts crossed his mind, along with a strawberry covered Shino/Genma, a chakra signature finally became apparent.

...Enter Iruka/Naruto/Mizuki dialog here…

"…Because you are the Kyuubi no Kistune!", Mizuki spat with the most utter hate and loathing.

Iruka meanwhile, was looking rather horrified at his once supposed best friend.

Naruto was no longer day dreaming about a whip cream covered Shino and a tied up Genma.

"Yeah, found that out a few days ago." Naruto waved his hand in a nonchalant manner, "Kinda old news now. For a teacher you're not very smart. Do you honestly think that if I were a demon, everyone would still be alive? I'm treated like trash daily, I live in trash, I eat trash, and do you honestly think the King of Demons would put up with that just to lull you into a false sense of security when he could kill you without blinking? Or maybe you thought it was so that the demon could recharge its energy, seeing how it was so low during battle. You're a moron." Naruto spoke in a cold, matter of fact tone, face betraying no expression besides disdain.

"Shut up you bakamono!(demon/monster)" Grabbing the huge Shuriken-that-is-hardly-used from his back, Mizuki threw it at Naruto.

"Naruto, get down!" Naruto, now distracted by Iruka's cry, quickly hit the deck as Iruka's body formed a barrier between Naruto and the deadly weapon.

Timed seem to slow as Naruto saw the sharp projectile close in on Iruka's prone back. His heartbeat screaming in his ears.

Thump

Iruka…

Thump

…is protecting…

Thump

…me…

Thump

…I will…

Thump

…I will…

...Thump

…protect him!

...Thump

The last chain had broken.

A flash of light seemed to seep out of Naruto, forcing Iruka and Mizuki to look away. Eyes still closed, the Chunin-sensei realized that there was no pain in his back from where the Windmill Shuriken should of connected. Looking down at the prone figure before him, Iruka wondered if he was dead.

The figure before him was beautiful. The being that had once been in Naruto's mind had finally completely merged, giving Naruto the same appearance, save for the lack of bandages on the face. Full lips, bright florescent eyes framed with dark lashes and a nose that fit Naruto's face stared back at him, the three whisker marks confirming Iruka's suppressions.

"Naruto?" Iruka's voice was confused, and became more so when he saw something out of the corner of his eye. Cocooning him in white down were two massive white wings.

'They're blocking the Shuriken…' He realized.

"I will protect all that is precious." Naruto's voice was soft and powerful and so very melodious. His hands slowly came up from his sides, and softly hugged the Chunin to his body. In a quick movement, Naruto opened his wings, sending the Shuriken back to its wielder, narrowly missing his head.

"Omae O Korsu!(I will kill you!)" Naruto shouted, still holding a stunned Iruka protectively against his chest.

Naruto held his hand out, a glow appeared around his hands. Slowly, he clenched his fists, "Ankoku Inai" (Darkness Within) Naruto snarled, his fist clenching all the way. Mizuki gasped for breath, hand going to his heart.

"We all have a little darkness inside, whether it is in the mind, heart or soul. This technique harnesses that darkness. At my level it just creates a massive amount of pain however, when fully master I could kill you with a wave of my hand. Now, to finish you." Placing his fingers in a cross like position, Naruto announced his next attack,

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" A single clone appeared behind Mizuki, and before the traitor could turn around, pressed a pressure point in his neck, knocking him out.

After many explanations to Iruka and the exchanging of certain articles of clothing, the Hokage finally showed up.

"Oi, jiji, how do you like my new look?"

"Very lovely Naruto. I'm guessing your body reacted to the threat? Can you change back?" The Sandaime asked, transfixed by the wings spread out behind Naruto.

"Yes for the first question, and as for changing back? Nope!" Naruto chirped the last part.

"Ah. Well then, congratulations on awakening a new Kekkei-Genkai." The old man smiled happily.

"Gotcha jiji." Naruto too smiled, understanding perfectly.

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