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Season 1 Episode 3- Curious of Mrs. Dabney

"Shut up Ally!" I (Polyvore) said throwing a pillow at Ally from my bed. I was hanging out with my other Bestie Ally as we was talking about hot guys. "I can say the same for you and Dallas, you guys look cute together!"

"Yeah but he probably thinks I'm a dork" Ally said.

"Ally, you are not a dork, you're a Shy, Brilliant, Beautiful, Crazy dork!" I said. Ally glared at me and said "That's it" She then grabbed this pillow and threw at me playfully.

"Come on Ally its true, except for the Dork part, Any one would want you" I said giggling.

"Your Right that's why I have to go now, Trish wants me" Ally said picking up her stuff.

"Okay Fine" I said hugging and leading her to the door.

"Call me tonight" Ally ordered.

"Yes Fine of course I'll call you" I said.

"Great" Ally said before leaving.

I sighed and saw Gabe a the Couch, I flopped next to him.

"What up Bro" I said as I was watching what he was watching.

"Nothing Much, just life" Gabe said shrugging. I then heard a door open from the back of us and saw it was PJ looking panicked.

"Where's the Football?" Gabe asked.

"Forget the Football Mrs. Dabney just Murdered Mr. Dabney!" PJ exclaimed. I gave him a look.

"Okay maybe you really did get hit hard on your head" I said not agreeing to him.

"What?" Gabe said not believing PJ said.

"I heard him talking to his corpse!" PJ explained going over to us. "He was chilling"

"Just so I'm Clear, you didn't get the Football?" Gabe said still on the Football.

"I'm Serious Gabe!" PJ said.

"Come on Mrs. Dabney Maybe a mean vicious, troll, horrible nasty old Witch" Gabe said describing Mrs. Dabney, My eyes widen as he described her that way to me I thought she was a grumpy old Lady. "But she'd never do something like that"

"You don't believe me?" PJ said starting for the phone.

"No"

"Fine, Fine I'll prove it. Come Here Gabe, Steve" Pj Said holding the house phone. I rolled my eyes not wanting part of this.

"Hello?" Was what I heard on the phone.

"Is Mr. Dabney Home?" PJ said in this weird voice which made laugh a bit but give a confused look.

"He cant come to the phone right now" Mrs. Dabney explained.

"Interesting" PJ said again with that voice. I rolled my eyes again not getting his point.

"Who is this?" Mrs. Dabney asked.

"Uh, I'm some sort of salesman" PJ said. Me and Gabe both gave him a look.

"Gabe is that you?" Mrs. Dabney asked. My eyes widen.

"Why would you assume my name is Gabe?" PJ asked.

"Because I have caller ID" Mrs. Dabney answered. I covered my mouth not to laugh.

"Oh then yeah its Gabe" PJ said before hanging up.

"Hey!" Gabe said offended.

"She's cool under pressure I'll give you that" PJ said. I rolled my eyes.

"Maybe its just that you have a lot of pressure in your head and I don't mean the good kind!" I said crossing my arms.

"PJ shes not a murderer" Gabe said not believing him.

"I heard What I heard, Gabe and Steve why don't you believe me?" PJ asked kinda Mad.

"Because your you!" Gabe answered. I nodded in agreement. "And you get things wrong" I added as Gabe nodded in agreement.

"What are you saying?" PJ asked. "That I'm dumb"

"Well, No your just not very, thinky" Gabe said.

"Thinky?" PJ repeated. "Gabe why would you say something like that?"

"Cause Mom says I cant call you dumb" Gabe answered.

"I'm getting tired of this stupid Conversation so I'm gonna see what my Normal Sister is up to" I said as I went upstairs to Teddy's Room.

As I walked into her Room I heard..

"Well how would you know what your mother sounds like you've been spending so much time with mine!" Teddy argued. Realizing this is an Argument I stepped going back downstairs.

~Later~

I was texting Trish on the couch when Gabe opened the door.

"PJ, Gotta stop watching these Mysteries?" Gabe said while taking off his Jacket.

"Not until I figure out how to catch Mrs. Dabney, these old mives are gonna help me on how to do that" PJ explained.

"You trying to figure something out, Good Luck with that" I said going back to my phone.

"Don't mess with me Steve I'm concentrating." PJ said his eyes glued to the TV.

"Its like saying cartoons will teach you how to run through walls" Gabe said.

"Learned that the Hard way" PJ confessed. I gave him a look as the doorbell rang.

"Mom can you get that!" Gabe yelled for Mom.

"Sure I'll get the door I am a lot closer to it" Mom said sarcastically getting the door. I rolled my eyes at Gabe's laziness. "Hello Mrs. Dabney" I then felt PJ get tensed.

"Hello" Mrs. Dabney answered.

"Come on in" Mom said inviting Mrs. Dabney.

"Heads up, Killer in the House" PJ warned us.

"What has Gabe done this time?" Mom asked.

"For once nothing, That I know of" Mrs. Dabney said eying Gabe.

"Its nice to see you Mrs. Dabney" Gabe said innocently.

"I'd like to speak to your Husband right away" Mrs. Dabney said.

"I'll let him know you are here" Mom said going to her phone texting. I scoffed at how she thought she looked cool texting.

"I'm a texter now, I'm Texting" Mom said texting. "Really speeds things up"

"Somebody loose a ball today?" Mrs. Dabney asked. I put my hands up in surrender.

"Hey I don't play that kind of sports well mostly Soccer, Basketball, VolleyBall and that's it" I said going back to my phone.

"Possibly, Did you loose anything today Mrs. Dabney?" PJ asked. I gave him a look as did Mrs. Dabney.

"Honey what is this? 'Somebody is at the doof'?" Dad asked.

"OMG!, I meant door!" Mom laughed "ttyl" I laughed at my Mom's silliness. I leaned over Mostly on Gabe's side to see what they was reading.

"…Death out of my house?" Mrs. Dabney asked, I jumped when i heard a suspenseful noise came from the TV.

"Can you turn that down?" Dad asked before going back to his Conversation about 'Death' with Mrs. Dabney.

"So your saying something died in your house?" Dad asked.

"Oh I know something's dead" Mrs. Dabney said without a doubt. PJ then nudged us making me starting to believe him.

"Well first thing you have to do is locate the dispose of the carkis" Dad explained. "Or I suppose you can get Mr. Dabney to do that"

"Oh, Mr. Dabney won't be doing anything around the house for a while a long while, he's gone" Mrs. Dabney said. My eyes widen believing PJ, I turned to PJ and he nodded his head probably knowing what I was thinking. I then jumped and held onto PJ when that same noise came again on TV.

"You know what will you just turn it off?!" Dad said annoyed. We grabbed the remote but it shook out of our hands and I quickly catched it and turned off the TV as Mrs. Dabney said "What's wrong with your Kids today?"

"I just got here" Dad said tiredly. "Alright old trick of the trick, give yourself some Maple syrup put it on the stove let it simmer and that should get rid of the smell"

"That's very useful information, Bye Guys" Mrs. Dabney said eying us as we waved fearful at Mrs. Dabney.

"I.T.P.O.O.T.P? What does that stand for?" Dad asked yelling for Mom upstairs.

"In the bathroom, out of toilet paper" Mom explained from downstairs as dad walked upstairs. "T.M.I."

"I cant believe it!" Gabe said getting up. "You were right" PJ and I got up.

"Mrs. Dabney Did it" I added in shock.

"Wow this is what it feels like to be right" PJ said satisfied in his own rightness. "I like it"

"Don't get too Carried away" I said annoyed.

"Too bad somebody had to die but…" PJ said.

"What are we gonna do now?" Gabe asked.

"We have to tell Mom and Dad" PJ said.

"Their never gonna believe you, I didn't believe and I'm 10" Gabe said.

"We need proof and I have to warn you guys until we get that proof, our lives may be in danger" PJ warned us. I nodded slowly. I then jumped when the noise came on again.

"I thought we turned that off?" Gabe asked. We then ran off when it came back on.

~Next Day After School~
"Yeah Ally, We think there is a Murderer living next to us." I (Polyvore) explained into my phone as I did my homework. "We cant call the cops, Whatever I have homework to do Bye" I sighed as I concentrated on my HW.

~Later~

I sighed as I was holding Charlie, Rocking her as my idiot brothers thought breaking in the 'Murderer's' house to get proof was the best idea.

"I still cant believe you got me into this" I said rocking Charlie.

"Okay, shes gone Heres how this is gonna go down, I'm gonna jump over the fence, you hand Charlie to me and then…" Gabe opened the fence door like it was the most easiest thing to do.

"Or I could just walk through the gate, like this you did know there was a gate right?" Gabe said as we went through the open gate.

"Yes would I be riding on top of it if I didn't?" PJ asked. I rolled my eyes. Idiots…

"Now What?" I said playing with Charlie.

"Now its time for operation Catch the killer" PJ said. "While Babysitting"

"So what are we looking for?" Gabe asked as we walked on the porch.

"Uh evidence, Clues, Weapons" PJ said looking through the window as I set down Charlie and went over to Gabe and PJ looking through the window.

"Oh my gosh that horrible!" Gabe exclaimed.

"What?" I asked worried.

"That paint color, its all wrong for that room" Gabe answered. I rolled my eyes. "I watch a lot of design shows."

"Focus" PJ said. "Look somethings moving."

"What?" Gabe asked looking too.

"Its baby" PJ said not getting the hint.

"Its Charlie!" I exclaimed.

"No its not Charlie's right over- Inside the Murder House!" PJ exclaimed.

"What do we do?!" I exclaimed.

"Wait a minute I have keys" PJ said taking it out.

"So?" I asked no way he has Mrs. Dabney's House keys.

"Charlie Loves things that rattle" PJ explained before shaking it inside the house. "Oh man! Dropped the keys!"

"Oh Fantastic, we cant get into our house either!" Gabe complained.

"I don't see Charlie whered she go?" I asked looking through the window.

"Oh there she is!" Gabe said pointing at where Charlie is. "What is she putting on her head? A Dish towel?" As we watched Charlie put something on her head, I gave out a disgusted look.

"its Mrs. Dabney's underpants!" PJ said. Eww!

We all gave grossed out noises.

"Come on we gotta get her outta there" PJ said until we heard a noise meaning Dabney is home!

"What are you doing at my door!?" Dabney said.

"Were here to help you with the groceries" Gabe said.

"You wanna be helpful?" Dabney asked in disbelief.

"I like to try new things" Gabe said.

"Here let me give you a hand with that: I said trying to grab the groceries with PJ but..

"I can handle the groceries, but as long as you're here I could use your help with something inside" Dabney suggested. I smiled agreeing.

"Inside? Perfect" PJ said agreeing. We walked into the Dabney's House.

"Let me just put my groceries down" Dabney said going in another room.

"Take your time" Gabe said before looking around. "Where Charlie?"

"Oh uh look behind the curtains" PJ ordered before we all went to the curtains.

"Nada" I said as I went to another place.

"Oh there she is." PJ said going over to Charlie who was in a Laundry Basket still having the underpants on her head. I picked her up taking the Underpants off.

"Where did that baby come from?" Dabney asked coming in.

"Charlie, I've been holding her the whole time" I said trying to sound innocent.

"You have?" Dabney asked.

"That's sad Mrs. Dabney, I say eyes are the first thing to go" Gabe said.

"Well, We gotta go" PJ said about to leave but was stepped by Dabney.

"Not So fast, put the baby down I need you to carry something out for me" I sighed and did as she said and placed Charlie down. "I want you to take this trunk out to my car its too heavy for me"

"Why whats in it?" PJ asked suspicially

"There's something I should've gotten rid of a long time ago" Dabney said scaring as we backed away.

"Where are you taking it?" PJ asked.

"To the dump that's where we take trash isn't it?" Dabney answered. I gave a look.

"Trash? Mr. Dabney wasn't he was a person" PJ said shocked. I gave a disappointed look

"What are you talking about?" Dabney asked confused.

"You exactly what I'm talking about. You bumped off your husband and sucked him into that trunk" PJ explained.

"Is that what you think?" Dabney said in disbelief

"That's what we know!" PJ said back.

Dabney then took this crowbar like thing "OH! Wath it! She's kill-crazy!" Gabe said as I holded onto both of the boys

"You wanna see what's in here," Dabney asked before opening the trunk "Take a look" We slowly took a step looking into the trunk.

"Wow!" We all said backing up seeing a skeleton.

"Its Mr. Dabney!" I yelled.

"And he's already decomposed!" PJ yelled out.

"That's not Mr. Dabney that's a skeleton used in his classroom, He was a science teacher" Dabney explained to us. I gave a confused look, Science teacher?

"But…I heard you screaming at him you called him a bad husband and then you said 'And now your Dead!'" PJ said.

"Oh! You must've heard me talking back to someone on my soaps" Dabney said.

"Soaps?" Gabe asked.

"Soap operas on TV like the one they should name after you three, 'The Young, the Pretty, and the Clueless'" Dabney said looking at three of us. I smiled at the 'Pretty' one.

"Well, if Mr. Dabney isn't Dead where is he?" I asked.

"At his Mothers probably wishing he was dead" Dabney answered.

"Well then how do you explain, the spell of death you ask my dad about?" PJ asked.

"Dead possum in my drivein" Dabney explained

"Well how do you explain…." PJ said thinking of something. "that's pretty much it I guess" PJ finished giving up.

"Well just one more question, do you have any cookies?" Gabe asked. Dabney gave a look while pointing out her hand.

"Get out" Dabney ordered and we was told as I picked up Charlie.

"What are my underpants doing in the fireplace?" Dabney questioned. I gave a look.

"Gotta Go!" PJ said before we walked out of the house.

Later….

I was reading a magazine when Gabe and PJ came in with Mr. Dabney's Science Skeleton.

"Hey guys better make your friend a sandwich, hes looking a little thin" Dad said noticing the skeleton while I smiled.

"Where'd you guys get that thing?" Mom asked.

"Mrs. Dabney throwing it out" PJ answered.

"Yeah, he belonged to Mr. Dabney he was a science teacher" Gabe said.

"Mr. Dabney wasn't a science teacher he was a music teacher" Dad said. My eyes widen.

"What?!" The boys exclaimed together. "That means, this is…." The boys exclaimed while running out.

"Mr. Dabney wasn't a science teacher your thinking of-of-of Mr. Dixon from across the street" Mom said. I sighed of relief.

"Oh right Mr. Dabney was a science teacher" Dad said.

"Boy seem jumpy to you?" Mom asked. I shrugged.

"I just got here" Dad said tiredly. I rolled my eyes and went upstairs.